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  • Brother Samuel
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Apr 2007
    • 72

    #1

    True Christianity

    I have had several people recently ask me about the qualifications of True Christianity and I honestly didn't know how to respond. Could you please list them. Thank you.
  • SalvationSeeker
    True Christian™ Theologian
    Forum Member
    • Sep 2006
    • 3892

    #2
    Re: True Christianity

    He said unto him, What is written in the law? How readest thou?
    Luke 10:26

    So... Look in the Holy Bible.
    And if you have any questions regarding particular verses then ask them.
    If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
    A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
    Proverbs 9:12-13

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    • Bobby-Joe
      Landover Security Superviser
      Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
      NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 18405

      #3
      Re: True Christianity

      Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
      He said unto him, What is written in the law? How readest thou?
      Luke 10:26

      So... Look in the Holy Bible.
      And if you have any questions regarding particular verses then ask them.
      Godly TRUTH(tm) Brother Seeker. All that is needed to be known for a Christian is in The Bible.

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556

        #4
        Re: True Christianity

        And don't skip anything!!
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Rachael Van Helsing
          HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
          • Sep 2006
          • 5131

          #5
          Re: True Christianity

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          And don't skip anything!!
          Bah....if you say it like that, he might just give up around the 'blah blah begat blah blah' stage.
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          Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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          • OnYourKnees
            On Extended Furlough
            True Christian™
            • Nov 2006
            • 4729

            #6
            Re: True Christianity

            Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
            Bah....if you say it like that, he might just give up around the 'blah blah begat blah blah' stage.
            Well, I think he can SCAN that part.

            There's some interesting slaughter in the book of Numbers, but there is a lot of begettin'.

            Scan the begettin', but read about the slaughters.

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            • Rachael Van Helsing
              HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
              • Sep 2006
              • 5131

              #7
              Re: True Christianity

              Originally posted by OnYourKnees View Post
              Well, I think he can SCAN that part.

              There's some interesting slaughter in the book of Numbers, but there is a lot of begettin'.

              Scan the begettin', but read about the slaughters.
              Isn't that basically the whole bible?
              Or at least most of it...
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              Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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              • OnYourKnees
                On Extended Furlough
                True Christian™
                • Nov 2006
                • 4729

                #8
                Re: True Christianity

                Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                Isn't that basically the whole bible?
                Or at least most of it...
                There's a bit of slaughter here and there, we never deny that.

                I would assume God likes slaughter. After all, you can't spell "slaughter" without "laughter"!

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                • Rachael Van Helsing
                  HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 5131

                  #9
                  Re: True Christianity

                  Originally posted by OnYourKnees View Post
                  There's a bit of slaughter here and there, we never deny that.

                  I would assume God likes slaughter. After all, you can't spell "slaughter" without "laughter"!
                  A bit here and there??
                  Is that what they call genocide these days??
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                  Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                  • Brother Temperance
                    Senior Usher
                    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                    A very nice young man
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 15621

                    #10
                    Re: True Christianity

                    Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                    A bit here and there??
                    Is that what they call genocide these days??
                    No, they call genocide "planned parenthood" nowadays.
                    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                    • Rachael Van Helsing
                      HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 5131

                      #11
                      Re: True Christianity

                      Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                      No, they call genocide "planned parenthood" nowadays.
                      Argh!!
                      Lay off abortion!
                      It's hardly genocide. Genocide is killing off a race, and abortion isn't doing so. Trust me, there are plenty of people out there still breeding!
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                      Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78556

                        #12
                        Re: True Christianity

                        Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                        Argh!!
                        Lay off abortion!
                        It's hardly genocide. Genocide is killing off a race, and abortion isn't doing so. Trust me, there are plenty of people out there still breeding!
                        Plenty of sinners are still sinning too. That's why Jesus sends so many millions of them to hell every day.

                        Better get ready, VanBabykiller.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • Witch Hammer
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 1717

                          #13
                          Re: True Christianity

                          Originally posted by OnYourKnees View Post
                          There's a bit of slaughter here and there, we never deny that.

                          I would assume God likes slaughter. After all, you can't spell "slaughter" without "laughter"!
                          Oh, you couldn't be more Biblically correct than that, brother! Psalm 137:9 immediately comes to mind. "Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones".

                          Praise The Lord!!!

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                          • Rachael Van Helsing
                            HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 5131

                            #14
                            Re: True Christianity

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            Plenty of sinners are still sinning too. That's why Jesus sends so many millions of them to hell every day.

                            Better get ready, VanBabykiller.
                            Meh.

                            But I'm still right about the genocide issue.
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                            Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                            • lilith
                              Night Hag
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 1232

                              #15
                              Re: True Christianity

                              Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                              Bah....if you say it like that, he might just give up around the 'blah blah begat blah blah' stage.

                              Yes indeed - all that begatting - & apparently without women,according to the bible.

                              So...um..just what were those men up to,anyway?
                              In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.

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