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  • Brother Temperance
    Senior Usher
    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
    A very nice young man
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15621
    #31
    Re: Oh, I get it now!

    Originally posted by Lunar_seed View Post
    Ok, to get you guys off my back I will tell what happeed to me. I was attacked by a demon, and if it wan't for Luna I would be dead right now, ok? She protected me. She saved my life.
    I think it's pretty clear what's going on here...anyone who's familiar with the story of Abraham and Isaac, or with the Book of Job, realises that the Lord is fond of practical jokes, petty bets, and what the secular world commonly refers to as "mindpiffles." God probably gave that demon personal permission to attack you to see if it could scare you into rejecting Christ and worshipping a treedemon. Looks like it has, and Jesus lost His bet. Thanks to you, Our Lord probably owes Beelzebub $10 now. I hope you're happy.
    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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      • Loser_seed
        Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
        • Apr 2007
        • 293
        #32
        Re: Oh, I get it now!

        Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
        Wow, you're so demon possessed that you're having hallucinatons..
        Either that, or you are a liar.

        But I'd say you're both, you're a liar and can't even separate reality from fantasy.
        Demon possession can do that to people.

        Don't you want to get rid of the demons tormenting you?
        Then you better get around to accepting Jesus!
        I was only attacked once. And why the hell do you people keep calling me a lier? FYI, Jesus didn't stop me from killing myself, and save my life. Luna did that.

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          • Bobby-Joe
            Landover Security Superviser
            Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
            NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 18405
            #33
            Re: Oh, I get it now!

            Originally posted by Lunar_seed View Post
            I was only attacked once. And why the hell do you people keep calling me a lier? FYI, Jesus didn't stop me from killing myself, and save my life. Luna did that.
            Did it ever occur to you that Jesus may have been the one who wanted you to kill yourself? HE may have felt you were ready to go home and this she-demon in disguise stopped you from doing HIS will so she could lure you into damnation.

            This is why you should never trust a woman Lunar.

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              • SalvationSeeker
                True Christian™ Theologian
                Forum Member
                • Sep 2006
                • 3892
                #34
                Re: Oh, I get it now!

                Originally posted by Lunar_seed View Post
                I was only attacked once. And why the hell do you people keep calling me a lier? FYI, Jesus didn't stop me from killing myself, and save my life. Luna did that.
                So YOU attacked yourself then. Not anyone else.
                You're a demoncrat on welfare, aren't you? Since you are in the habit of blaiming everything on someone/something else?

                YOU tried to kill yourself, nothing else. Get that through your head.
                And those "friends" of yours.. they wouldn't happen to be of the 'invisible' kind, now would they?

                Jesus didn't stop you because that would be a violation of free will.
                He wants you to accept Him without having seen Him, as otherwise, you're pretty much without a true choice.
                If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                Proverbs 9:12-13

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