[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Wrong again, witch. The worship of Lucifer and the Horned goat has addled your brain. A name appearing in that list down below seems to mean little more than that someone hasn't logged out. It doesn't mean that their browser is open on this site, or at least that there isn't another tab, page, or another browser or other program in front of it. And even if it were, it doesn't follow that they haven't gone off leaving it on. It is supposed to mean that their last click on the site occurred within a certain time frame, but in practice it doesn't seem to work like that. My browsers automatically load Landover in a tag when I open them, and that makes it seem I'm there even if I haven't looked at the forum. All very odd I agree, but when if give yourself to Jesus and stop sacrificing harmless animals to Satan, your mind will become clearer and you won't make such silly mistakes.

Mind, it is more than possible that the Lord's grace will draw Lunar back to us. We have seen this happen many times before.

Well, when one weeds out the part of this post that are talking about how horrible I am I happened to use the 'who's online' feature on the site which says how long since a visible member is active and what they are viewing. As I posted that last post, he'd only been active about 10 minutes before, and was active looking at threads before then.
You big meanie.

And if you found Jesus and gave yourself to him, you may take on board some of the fruit of the spirit and become more like our loving compassionate Sisters in Christ rather than the pagan harpie you are now. If paganism is such a loving and decent faith, wouldn't we get a little more sweetness and kindness from you, and less cattiness, bitchiness, and sarcasm? Of course we would.

Are you calling me a sarcastic catty b*tch?
Why, how rude.
Sarcastic I may be, a b*tch I can be, but I am NOT catty!

You need to cast yourself down on your knees and start accepting the love of Jesus, and not that of the horned goat God or Goddess, or whatever demonic creature you romp with in the woods. It has been pointed out many times that the Good Pastors here are happy to help young woman like yourself on the road to repentance, and all you have to do to get some one-on-one prayer sessions is make this known. Something would be arranged immediately.

Well if those one-on-one prayer sessions are so helpful, then why is it that the ladies of landover seem to emerge from those session looking like they...er... were romping in the woods?

As to Lunar, have a look at some of these posts and see for yourself who it was who was mean to him!

[Star Finder]

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DeerTick said

It's better then before

Of course its better than before. That's because you found LBC! Even if you don't agree with the entire message you can learn a lot on this board.

[Sista Lateefah]

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Are you calling me a sarcastic catty b*tch?

Actually, he hadn't called you a b*tch, he had called you bitchy. But if it walk like a duck, swim like a duck, and quack like a duck...

Why, how rude.
Sarcastic I may be, a b*tch I can be, but I am NOT catty!

You oughtsa be ashamed of yoself! Jesus do not like liars, or folk that backtalks Godly pastors fo' that matter.

[Brother Samuel]

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Brother LL, how can we rejoice when LunaTick is choosing Hell over Heaven? Are we not to show him our True Christian Tough Lurve right until the moment of his death?

Then, when Luna the Tree Demon drags him to Hell, we can laugh at him with Jesus! (I just know I don't want to start laughing before Jesus does . . . remember what happened to you-know-who? )

We all tried and gave it our best, but you must realize that if it was God's will for Lunar Seed to be Saved, he'd be labeled a True Christian right now and not be spouting on about how he wants to go talk to a tree and eat mushrooms. We did what we were called to do and his blood is off of our hands. It is apparently God's will that Lunar Seed not be Saved.

Romans 8:28 "And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose."

It is for the best.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Well if those one-on-one prayer sessions are so helpful, then why is it that the ladies of landover seem to emerge from those session looking like they...er... were romping in the woods?

Because they have been filled with the power of HIM Rachael. GLORY!

You seems quite interested with those prayers sessions. You do know they are a private so you voyeurism is quite disturbing.

[SinisterPizza]

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I hope that you are taking on board what has happened here Pizza. Do you see what happens when someone submits to Satan and eats Tofu? They end up like Lunar. Is that how you want to be, or are you going to reject the demons of liebralism and false religion and embrace Jesus?

I was just being nice. If I'm going to be 100% truthful, dramatic "I'm leaving" messages are a bit annoying. But I can assure you, while I do eat tofu, I have not consulted trees, nor have I been saved from demons by one .I really don't want to be mean (especially as he gave me rep points)...but, that just seems a little far-fetched.