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I ask for your Prayers.
Later today brothers and Sisters, I shall be departing for the weekend to that Heathen backward part of Europe called England, to do some proselytizing for our Lord Jesus Christ.
Sources in England tell us that there is a gathering of Sinners who ride Harley Davidson Motorcycles in the South Western part of that forsaken land. Now we all know that anyone who gets their kicks where there isn't even a Route 66 has to be a Homer, so I think I have my work cut out.
Did you know there are even Womenfolk who ride these throbbing machines when they should be at home Cooking and cleaning. I can only imagine they must be Lezbeens.
Anyway, the Freehold Love Bomb for Jesus Team are all ready and waiting to Sacrifice their Choo-Choos and Tallywhackers for the Lord and I have to say I am very excited about the whole thing.
Our intention to get England into some order of Theocracy is something which cannot be an easy task, but in my mind It's an essential one.
The Team all have their Pocket sized KJV Bibles tucked away in special pouches on their persons and have been told to keep them hidden.
I like to use the term "Don't draw your weapon unless you're prepared to use it".
We have a Love/Prayer Tent already being erected On-site where our team will offer a range of services.
Once in there, if we are able to talk the Sinners around to finding the Love of Jesus we can then move them on to the swimming Pool for a mass-Baptising session.
Pictures taken previously:
(Mass Baptisms and Brother Crusher.
There may not be any Innernets in England, so I may be Offline from Friday.
YIC
Talitha
Later today brothers and Sisters, I shall be departing for the weekend to that Heathen backward part of Europe called England, to do some proselytizing for our Lord Jesus Christ.
Sources in England tell us that there is a gathering of Sinners who ride Harley Davidson Motorcycles in the South Western part of that forsaken land. Now we all know that anyone who gets their kicks where there isn't even a Route 66 has to be a Homer, so I think I have my work cut out.
Did you know there are even Womenfolk who ride these throbbing machines when they should be at home Cooking and cleaning. I can only imagine they must be Lezbeens.
Anyway, the Freehold Love Bomb for Jesus Team are all ready and waiting to Sacrifice their Choo-Choos and Tallywhackers for the Lord and I have to say I am very excited about the whole thing.
Our intention to get England into some order of Theocracy is something which cannot be an easy task, but in my mind It's an essential one.
The Team all have their Pocket sized KJV Bibles tucked away in special pouches on their persons and have been told to keep them hidden.
I like to use the term "Don't draw your weapon unless you're prepared to use it".
We have a Love/Prayer Tent already being erected On-site where our team will offer a range of services.
Once in there, if we are able to talk the Sinners around to finding the Love of Jesus we can then move them on to the swimming Pool for a mass-Baptising session.
Pictures taken previously:
(Mass Baptisms and Brother Crusher.
There may not be any Innernets in England, so I may be Offline from Friday.
YIC
Talitha
ve, Sister Thumper
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