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  • John Smith
    Unsaved trash
    • Nov 2006
    • 127

    #1

    landover hatred should be illegal

    it makes me sad to see all the hatred here
    there should be laws against the sort of profiling and hate expressed here
    i am going to buy a bible and prove you all wrong
    this site should be removed because it offends those who choose to have alternative lifestyles and beliefs and that is wrong and discriminatory and i know discrimination when i see it
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #2
    Re: landover hatred should be illegal

    Originally posted by John Smith View Post
    it makes me sad to see all the hatred here
    there should be laws against the sort of profiling and hate expressed here
    i am going to buy a bible and prove you all wrong
    You mean to tell me that you've been in here spewing hatred at us and God all this time and you don't even own a Bible?!

    Make sure it's a KJV Bible. Nothing else is the TRUE Word of God.

    I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Pastor Isaac Peters
      Senior Pastor
      Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
      Always Biblically correct
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 10639

      #3
      Re: landover hatred should be illegal

      Originally posted by John Smith View Post
      it makes me sad to see all the hatred here
      there should be laws against the sort of profiling and hate expressed here
      I agree. There should be laws against the sort of profiling and hate that unsaved trash come to God's favorite discussion board to express against His elect. When Our Lord and His favorite political party complete the task of scrapping the heathenish U.S. Constitution and returning to Biblical law, there will be such laws. Shout glory!
      This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

      Questions to ask liberal "Christians"Things that the Bible doesn't sayTolerance

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      • Rev. Jim Osborne
        True Christian™ Televangelist
        Director of Fundraising and Tithing
        On the Look Out for Wife #6!
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2009
        • 8622

        #4
        Re: landover hatred should be illegal

        I agree. Hatred of Landover should be illegal. We are constantly harrassed and bothered by unsaved trash who spew foul words and pure hatred out of their mouths. All we are doing is trying to share Christian fellowship with each other. But, in all honesty, it doesn't come as any surprise that the world should hate us for our beliefs...

        1st John 3:13 Marvel not, my brethren, if the world hate you.

        Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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        • Rev Jeffrey Lebowski
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Oct 2009
          • 160

          #5
          Re: landover hatred should be illegal

          Too many reprobates flocking here gives the false impression of too much hatred.

          Like moths-to-the-flame the damned are drawn to LBC to regurgitate their fowl vapors and seek salvation; or maybe they just desire a righteous ass wuppin'.

          Regardless, it is the smoke and flames of the morally depraved you sense as profiling and hate expressing.
          Not the shining light of the good and True Christian folks here!

          I mean, can ya ever hate sin enough?
          Don't you hate sin Brother Smith?
          You hate sin, Brother Smith, don't you.
          Brother Smith, it might be time to git your mind right and start hating sin.
          I mean if ya want your soul to stay, healthy, now's the time to start hating.
          Yep, Brother Smith, time to get your mind right, start hating ...... sin.


          As far as hatred should be illegal .... nobody likes a snitch Brother, get my drift
          Bless Ya Brother , and could you please send me some cigarettes?

          Rev Jeffery Lebowski
          Sister Verna is in my prayers
          {ps: my cellmate ~Bad Bob~ is teaching me how to make punks my bee-itches, so please excuse me if I seem terse}

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          • Bryan Tamariki
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Aug 2007
            • 285

            #6
            Re: landover hatred should be illegal

            If you buy a Bible, read it, and then put into practice what you read.
            Joshua 24:15
            And if it seem evil unto you to serve the LORD, choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.

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            • Brother Enoch
              The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2008
              • 4392

              #7
              Re: landover hatred should be illegal

              Originally posted by John Smith View Post
              it makes me sad to see all the hatred here
              there should be laws against the sort of profiling and hate expressed here
              i am going to buy a bible and prove you all wrong
              This has got to be the most retarded thing I've ever seen in written form.

              The laws we follow are in the Bible, inspired by God Himself!

              We live The Word! And you're going to use a Bible, that is the inerrant Word of God and what we pattern our lives after, to prove us wrong?

              Retarded was too kind, you've apparently been lobotomized by a drunken coon who mistook your earhole for his ho's cooter.

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              • Rev. M. Rodimer
                Honorary True Christian™
                Forum Member
                • May 2008
                • 13996

                #8
                Re: landover hatred should be illegal

                Originally posted by John Smith View Post
                it makes me sad to see all the hatred here
                there should be laws against the sort of profiling and hate expressed here
                I agree 100%!

                SO many God-haters come here to mock our Lord and express their vile selves, polluting our attempts at fellowship.

                Thank you for your support, Mr. Smith!
                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                • Marshall
                  Righteous and Patriotic
                  Highest body count at the VFW
                  True Christian™
                  • Oct 2006
                  • 3322

                  #9
                  Re: landover hatred should be illegal

                  God mockery has always been rampant here on Gods favorite church site. Everyday they sign in and have their laughs at real Christians expenses, making fun and teasing using hatred and distortion as their preferred methods. Being generally mean spirited and rude. That's why I post, to defend the faith.

                  And John Smith is gay, who cares what he thinks?
                  God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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                  • Flat Lander
                    Recovering Mormoon Cultist
                    Forum Member
                    • Nov 2009
                    • 66

                    #10
                    Re: landover hatred should be illegal

                    This thread is a real eye-opener. It is really sad that not everyone can see with their own spiritual eyes what sweet loving Christian people the folks here at the LBC truly are. Just another part of my education, I guess, to see this kind of thing.

                    Saddens me, really.

                    And I really try to be a happy person, filled with joy and wonderment. That's why I sometimes click these very nice smiley things.
                    Flat Lander

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                    • Marshall
                      Righteous and Patriotic
                      Highest body count at the VFW
                      True Christian™
                      • Oct 2006
                      • 3322

                      #11
                      Re: landover hatred should be illegal

                      Nice rainbow Tiffany.
                      God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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                      • Flat Lander
                        Recovering Mormoon Cultist
                        Forum Member
                        • Nov 2009
                        • 66

                        #12
                        Re: landover hatred should be illegal

                        Originally posted by Marshall View Post
                        Nice rainbow Tiffany.
                        I'm gonna guess you were talking to me. Thanks. I like it quite a lot. But my name isn't Tiffany, it's Flat Lander.

                        I've really been impressed with how nice everyone is here. And, I like all the smiley things.
                        Flat Lander

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                        • Brother Enoch
                          The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                          True Christian™
                          • Jun 2008
                          • 4392

                          #13
                          Re: landover hatred should be illegal

                          Originally posted by Flat Lander View Post
                          I'm gonna guess you were talking to me. Thanks. I like it quite a lot. But my name isn't Tiffany, it's Flat Lander.
                          Flat Lander, eh? What does that mean exactly? That you prefer flat chested pre-pubescent females?

                          Stay away from my daughters, pervert!

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                          • Marshall
                            Righteous and Patriotic
                            Highest body count at the VFW
                            True Christian™
                            • Oct 2006
                            • 3322

                            #14
                            Re: landover hatred should be illegal

                            Where I come from "flat landers" are either city folk or Yankees. Probably both. Do you know how to double clutch a tractor or top a row of tobacco?
                            God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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                            • Flat Lander
                              Recovering Mormoon Cultist
                              Forum Member
                              • Nov 2009
                              • 66

                              #15
                              Re: landover hatred should be illegal

                              Originally posted by Brother Avatar View Post
                              Flat Lander, eh? What does that mean exactly? That you prefer flat chested pre-pubescent females?

                              Stay away from my daughters, pervert!
                              Thanks for asking, that's very inquisitive of you.

                              No, it's Flat LANDER, not Flat CHESTER. It means that I live in a part of the country where the land is mostly flat. No mountains for miles and miles and miles.

                              Thank you for taking an interest in me and showing Christian love. I'm sure you have even more love for your lovely daughters. Love, and loveliness are just lovely, I always say. I really do.

                              Brother Avatar, I'm glad to have made the acquaintance of such an upright family man as you.

                              Flat Lander

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