What's the criteria for getting banned here?

[Reincarnation_Believer]

I've done a bit of research and cannot see a reason why several members have been banned here. I've reviewed the posts and see no wrong.

I understand one has no rights here, but surely there must be some criteria or reasons for being banned.

In the interest of furthering my knowledge to attain True Christian (TM) status, please advise. I would hate to make a mistake that assures me of Aerternal Damnation. Thank you.

Reincarnation_Believer

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: What's the criteria for getting banned here?

I've done a bit of research and cannot see a reason why several members have been banned here. I've reviewed the posts and see no wrong.

I understand one has no rights here, but surely there must be some criteria or reasons for being banned.

In the interest of furthering my knowledge to attain True Christian (TM) status, please advise. I would hate to make a mistake that assures me of Aerternal Damnation. Thank you.

Reincarnation_Believer

Spreading lies about Landover in these Godly forums is the chief way. Showing yourself completely closed to Jesus and HIS message of love is another.

[Reincarnation_Believer]

Re: What's the criteria for getting banned here?

Spreading lies about Landover in these Godly forums is the chief way. Showing yourself completely closed to Jesus and HIS message of love is another.

Gotcha, BJ. Wink, wink. IOW, blowing your cover. Won't do.

[Larry Lee]

Re: What's the criteria for getting banned here?

Spreading lies about Landover in these Godly forums is the chief way. Showing yourself completely closed to Jesus and HIS message of love is another.

AMEN, Brother! Jesus also has a special distaste for twits, I've noticed, as well as for those who promote demon-possession, rather than accepting the "New Man" comeuppance of Jesus' love.

[Enobarbus]

Re: What's the criteria for getting banned here?

I've done a bit of research and cannot see a reason why several members have been banned here. I've reviewed the posts and see no wrong.

I understand one has no rights here, but surely there must be some criteria or reasons for being banned.

In the interest of furthering my knowledge to attain True Christian (TM) status, please advise. I would hate to make a mistake that assures me of Aerternal Damnation. Thank you.

Reincarnation_Believer

Personally, I like to keep my banning quota up with Pastor Zekes, and if I fall behind I led Jesus decide, rather than use my own fallible human judgement. I just put the names of all the Unsaved Trash in a Microsoft Excel spreadsheet and select five or six of them with the Random Number generator.

[lilith]

Re: What's the criteria for getting banned here?

What's the criteria for getting banned here?


Breathing.

If you're an unrepentant heathen.

[virginWhore]

Re: What's the criteria for getting banned here?

SHEESH! what a dumb post from someone called "reincarnation believer".


See, R-B, the THING about reincarnation is that its life/death/life/death/life/etc. yadda yadda and so on.

Without banning, it'd just be life, life, life, day in, day out. Where's the circle of life without death?

Getting banned is the natural progression as you transition from one trollish anklebiter into another. Eternal damnation of being reincarnated as a trollish anklebiter.

get it?


vw

[OnYourKnees]

Re: What's the criteria for getting banned here?

What's the criteria for getting banned here?


Breathing.

If you're an unrepentant heathen.

Does that mean you finally stopped? After all, you're clearly an unrepentant heathen who won't seem to stay banned.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: What's the criteria for getting banned here?

Two ways:
You've either violated our Godly rules:
That could be everything from spamming to lying about Landover, or refusing Jesus in the longest and thus wasting His Godly (and expensive) bandwidth.

The others are those who Jesus Himself decides we are to ban..
We do this by casting lots or by using a random number generator, as Eno pointed out.
So it's all in Jesus loving hands, and if He feels you should stay, you will.
If not, then out you go.

GLORY!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: What's the criteria for getting banned here?

I've done a bit of research and cannot see a reason why several members have been banned here. I've reviewed the posts and see no wrong.


I'm curious about exactly which unsaved scum you are concerned about? Exactly what "research" have you done? Give us the names of your friends and we'll go easy on you.

I understand one has no rights here, but surely there must be some criteria or reasons for being banned.

You don't have the right to ask this question.


In the interest of furthering my knowledge to attain True Christian (TM) status, please advise. I would hate to make a mistake that assures me of Aerternal Damnation. Thank you.

Reincarnation_Believer

Well you have already made that mistake. You mock Jesus and spend all your time trying to cram your mary worshiping/dothead/mudslime nonsense down our throats. Your very name evokes the stereotypical God hater. Unless you change your perverted ways and repent fully and quickly, your chances of attaining Salvation are slim and getting slimmer.

Won't you please accept Christ now?

[lilith]

Re: What's the criteria for getting banned here?

Does that mean you finally stopped? After all, you're clearly an unrepentant heathen who won't seem to stay banned.

Would I give you that satisfaction?

[Glendora Christianson]

Re: What's the criteria for getting banned here?

Jesus tells me when to ban, so it isn't really my decision. But I have noticed that we (Jesus and I) seem to like or dislike the same people.

[SinisterPizza]

Re: What's the criteria for getting banned here?

Erm, on the topic of banning here...I must have missed something...why is OYK now banned? I thought he was a True Christian and all?

Confused.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: What's the criteria for getting banned here?

Erm, on the topic of banning here...I must have missed something...why is OYK now banned? I thought he was a True Christian and all?

Confused.

A routine back ground check showed OYK made a donation to Planed Parenthood in the early '80s. Clearly Landover can not associate itself with such a dangerously depraved individual so with a heavy heart we had to banish him from our congratulation.

[Reincarnation_Believer]

Re: What's the criteria for getting banned here?

Erm, on the topic of banning here...I must have missed something...why is OYK now banned? I thought he was a True Christian and all?

Confused.

Indeed. Now I am REALLY confused. Yikes. Maybe there were PMs going on behind the scenes? He seemed like such a Good Christian Boy. Sort of like George Bush and the late Jerry Falwell.