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Hello friends!
I thought it would be great fun to start a trading post here, where True Christians (and possibly the soon-to-be-damned, if they have cool stuff to offer) can swap items they no longer want or need. One man's trash is another man's treasure, they say!
Here is a list of items I have to trade. Don't hesitate to make me an offer if something catches your eye, all trades will be considered:
3 stuffed grey squirrels and a stuffed jack rabbit (not plush, actual taxidermied critters) killed in their prime. All are in fair condition, with some slight water and insect damage. They were stored in the basement for several years and have seen better days, but are salvagable. I'll throw in some extra glass eyes, rubber tongues and a few pounds of sawdust on the trade. Don't pass this one up!
Joo hair socks. My uncle, a WWII vet and collector of antiquities, recently passed away and left me these in his will. Made in Germany from 100% Joo hair in the 1940's. They are a bit too small for me, and frankly, they itch like the devil!
Juvenile buck nigra. I caught this one in the sandbox trying to "make friends" with my young, blonde haired daughter. I've kept it locked in the attic for the last few days until I decide what to do with it. I can't keep it forever, and secular laws forbid me to kill it...so I'm offering it for trade. It eats a lot, but it comes with a 40 pound bag of premium dog food...a 3 month supply if properly rationed.
That's it for the moment, but I'll dig around and see what other gems I can come up with....and by all means, feel free to post your own trade-lists here!
Blessings,
WH
I thought it would be great fun to start a trading post here, where True Christians (and possibly the soon-to-be-damned, if they have cool stuff to offer) can swap items they no longer want or need. One man's trash is another man's treasure, they say!
Here is a list of items I have to trade. Don't hesitate to make me an offer if something catches your eye, all trades will be considered:
3 stuffed grey squirrels and a stuffed jack rabbit (not plush, actual taxidermied critters) killed in their prime. All are in fair condition, with some slight water and insect damage. They were stored in the basement for several years and have seen better days, but are salvagable. I'll throw in some extra glass eyes, rubber tongues and a few pounds of sawdust on the trade. Don't pass this one up!
Joo hair socks. My uncle, a WWII vet and collector of antiquities, recently passed away and left me these in his will. Made in Germany from 100% Joo hair in the 1940's. They are a bit too small for me, and frankly, they itch like the devil!
Juvenile buck nigra. I caught this one in the sandbox trying to "make friends" with my young, blonde haired daughter. I've kept it locked in the attic for the last few days until I decide what to do with it. I can't keep it forever, and secular laws forbid me to kill it...so I'm offering it for trade. It eats a lot, but it comes with a 40 pound bag of premium dog food...a 3 month supply if properly rationed.
That's it for the moment, but I'll dig around and see what other gems I can come up with....and by all means, feel free to post your own trade-lists here!
Blessings,
WH
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