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Folks, I wish the liberal media would stop heckling our president/savior bush for not wearing his safety belt! I know Jesus will keep W safe, so he doesn't need such nonsense.
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Re: Our President/Savior Doesn't Need a Seat Belt!
Those jews in the mass media have it in for our President, simply because he is winning the War on Terror. The truth is, none of us True Christian Pastors wear safety belts either. We are all doing our best to set a good example of Christian fearlessness. With the Rapture coming any day now, such trivialities as seat belts and worker's compensation coverage for our servants in inconsequential.Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View Post
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Our President/Savior Doesn't Need a Seat Belt!
Praise. Seatbelt laws are just another example of anti-Christian persecution. When the Rapture comes, could you imagine trying to find the release button on those death straps amidst all the excitement and glory? Here Jesus is trying to lift His faithful home, and we're expected to just find the button and click?Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostPosted via Prayer
1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!
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Re: Our President/Savior Doesn't Need a Seat Belt!
Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
If Jesus can lift you through the roof of the car, surely he can manage to release your seat belt first, no?Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!Comment
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Re: Our President/Savior Doesn't Need a Seat Belt!
When the Rapture happens, I don't want to be fooling with my seatbelt while Jesus is leaving with the rest of the saints (LBC).Comment
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Re: Our President/Savior Doesn't Need a Seat Belt!
Originally posted by Aethereal View Post
So if Jesus can magically pull you out of your car and into the sky, why wouldn't he magically undo your seat belt first?Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!Comment
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Re: Our President/Savior Doesn't Need a Seat Belt!
He's Jesus. He doesn't have time to deal with undoing the seatbelt that a True Christian doesn't need anyway. Seatbelts show a lack of faith.Comment
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Originally posted by Aethereal View Post
Not wearing seatbelts shows a lack of brains.Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!Comment
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Who nees a brain when Jesus is doing the thinking?Originally posted by Dances with Joy View Post
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
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Sounds like the sort of thing a child might do, eh?Originally posted by Dances with Joy View Post
Matthew 18:3 And said, Verily I say unto you, Except ye be converted, and become as little children, ye shall not enter into the kingdom of heaven.
1 Corinthians 3:18 Let no man deceive himself. If any man among you seemeth to be wise in this world, let him become a fool, that he may be wise.O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.Comment
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Re: Our President/Savior Doesn't Need a Seat Belt!
Originally posted by Dances with Joy View Post
Precisely.
GO,Dubya!
In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.Comment
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I drive a convertible. I have faith, but I'm not taking any chances.Originally posted by Dances with Joy View PostPosted via Prayer
1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!
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Re: Our President/Savior Doesn't Need a Seat Belt!
Originally posted by lilith View PostPrecisely.
GO,Dubya!
You have a point there, Lilith. I hadn't looked at it from that angle.Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!Comment
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Re: Our President/Savior Doesn't Need a Seat Belt!
Originally posted by Dances with Joy View Post
It could be that JC actually WANTS Dubya with him,so it's only fair that Dubya gives JC lots of chances to take him....it's quite religious of Dubya really,driving without a seat belt.
In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.Comment
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Re: Our President/Savior Doesn't Need a Seat Belt!
For threatening the life of our Commander in Chief, both of your IP addresses have been reported to the FBI.Originally posted by Dances with Joy View PostsigpicComment
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