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  • Larry Lee
    Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
    True Christian™ Theologian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 4464

    #1

    Cheney's rug-muncher brings forth a ghoul

    The rug munching daughter of "Dead-Eye" Dick Cheney has rent asunder the heart and soul of what it means to be an American and a family. She has given birth -- And God Himself did not intervene to kill the ghoulish creature incubating in her fetid womb but, rather, appears to have allowed the creature to issue forth. Would YOU want YOUR child to participate in play-group with a thing created under the un-holy circumstances that are said to be commonplace among the rug munchers? No.

    Cheney's Lesbian Daughter Has Son

    Wednesday, May. 23, 2007

    (WASHINGTON)—Vice President Dick Cheney's daughter Mary delivered an 8-pound, 6-ounce baby boy on Wednesday, the first child for her and her female partner of 15 years, Heather Poe.

    Samuel David Cheney was born at 9:46 a.m. at Sibley Hospital in Washington, the vice president's office announced. Vice President Cheney and his wife, Lynne, paid a visit to their new — and sixth — grandchild a few hours later.
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  • SUV
    True Christian™ Princess
    The Driving Force behind RA12
    Have at it, anytime!
    • Sep 2006
    • 11027

    #2
    Re: Cheney's rug-muncher brings forth a ghoul

    I saw this in the news, Brother Larry Lee. And I couldn't figure it out. Was it some sort of Immaculate Conception, I mean, two females?

    Worse, does this make Dick Cheney....God now? I am all about Worshipping our Godly Leader George W. Bush already - and of course Baby Jesu. Where will I ever find the time for another God? Aren't four of them enough already?

    JESUS!!!!!

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78555

      #3
      Re: Cheney's rug-muncher brings forth a ghoul

      And don't you just know the poor boy will decide to become a queer, just like his "mommies". What'll you bet they bought him a loom already, and won't let him go out to play Godly baseball with the normal boys. Revolting.

      I hope the entire congregation will join me in sending Vice President Dick Cheney our deepest sympathies in this dark hour.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • eliot mayfield
        God Squad
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 9324

        #4
        Re: Cheney's rug-muncher brings forth a ghoul

        This should be against the law. That boy should be taken away from them ASAP and put in a True Christian(tm) home!
        Matthew:
        5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
        5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
        10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
        10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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        • Zephaniah
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 110

          #5
          Re: Cheney's rug-muncher brings forth a ghoul

          It surprises me greatly that the Vice President did not notice the signs of homersexuality in his daughter at a young age, and deal with her sin then. As it stands, it should be against the law for homosexuals to bear, adopt, or raise children, as it allows indoctrination to begin from the earliest age possible. I agree with Eliot Mayfield in the strongest possible terms here; this child should be removed from its "parents" and assigned to a proper, True Christian family where it can be raised in the right way.

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          • Mrs. Mary Whitford
            Ladies of Landover Senior VP
            One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
            Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
            True Christian™
            • Dec 2006
            • 12414

            #6
            Re: Cheney's rug-muncher brings forth a ghoul

            This abomination wouldn't have happened if our nation was right with God and we followed decent, moral Biblical law and put that hairy lesbimen to death by legal execution just as He commanded.
            Last edited by Mrs. Mary Whitford; 05-24-2007, 12:27 PM.
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            1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
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            • Brother Temperance
              Senior Usher
              True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
              A very nice young man
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 15621

              #7
              Re: Cheney's rug-muncher brings forth a ghoul

              Originally posted by Zephania View Post
              It surprises me greatly that the Vice President did not notice the signs of homersexuality in his daughter at a young age, and deal with her sin then.
              As I understand it, the poor man mistakenly believed that GOD had blessed him with a son for the first twelve years or so.
              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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              • Star Finder
                Rock Worshipper
                • Sep 2006
                • 1092

                #8
                Re: Cheney's rug-muncher brings forth a ghoul

                My disturbed friends,

                this merely shows that the Cheney clan are closely related to SHARKS and can fertilise their own eggs.

                After all, she's been locked up for years and has not had access to good nordic sperm.

                We need to dash this child against a rock and spill its brains.

                SF
                I am on the adventure of a lifetime! This is even better than the time I used the plastic stones!

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                • Larry Lee
                  Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
                  True Christian™ Theologian
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 4464

                  #9
                  Re: Cheney's rug-muncher brings forth a ghoul

                  Originally posted by Star Finder View Post
                  My disturbed friends,

                  this merely shows that the Cheney clan are closely related to SHARKS
                  Isn't that the truth, although I think the shark pedigree belongs to all the rug-munchers, as anyone who's been unfortunate enough to have worked with one will attest.
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                  • Aethereal
                    Sad young man seduced into witchcraft.
                    Aka as Daniel, etc.
                     
                    • May 2007
                    • 51

                    #10
                    Re: Cheney's rug-muncher brings forth a ghoul

                    Originally posted by SUV View Post
                    I saw this in the news, Brother Larry Lee. And I couldn't figure it out. Was it some sort of Immaculate Conception, I mean, two females?

                    Worse, does this make Dick Cheney....God now? I am all about Worshipping our Godly Leader George W. Bush already - and of course Baby Jesu. Where will I ever find the time for another God? Aren't four of them enough already?

                    JESUS!!!!!
                    I wouldn't go that far, Sister SUV, but remember, Satan will do anything to immitate Jesus. That includes a birth appaerntly without human male intervention. This is the end times! Get ready!

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                    • Sailor Chaos
                      Foul Sinner on Moderation
                      • May 2007
                      • 136

                      #11
                      Re: Cheney's rug-muncher brings forth a ghoul

                      Aww. Congrats to her! Blessed Be her family. What does rug-muncher mean?

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                      • Bobby-Joe
                        Landover Security Superviser
                        Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                        NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 18405

                        #12
                        Re: Cheney's rug-muncher brings forth a ghoul

                        Originally posted by Sailor Chaos View Post
                        Aww. Congrats to her! Blessed Be her family. What does rug-muncher mean?
                        Thespain.

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                        • Sailor Chaos
                          Foul Sinner on Moderation
                          • May 2007
                          • 136

                          #13
                          Re: Cheney's rug-muncher brings forth a ghoul

                          Aren't thespian's stage actors?

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                          • Brother Temperance
                            Senior Usher
                            True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                            A very nice young man
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 15621

                            #14
                            Re: Cheney's rug-muncher brings forth a ghoul

                            Originally posted by Sailor Chaos View Post
                            Aren't thespian's stage actors?
                            I'd never heard it called that before.
                            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                            • SUV
                              True Christian™ Princess
                              The Driving Force behind RA12
                              Have at it, anytime!
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 11027

                              #15
                              Re: Cheney's rug-muncher brings forth a ghoul

                              Adolf Hitler was also called a "rug muncher" which, in German, is said as "teppichfresser."

                              Hope that helps!

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