One group of people that are SURE to go to Hell... - The Landover Baptist Church Forum

Gabriel Reproba

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One group of people that are SURE to go to Hell...

12-25-2009, 06:04 AM

Who ever made these Satan-inspired anti-theft devices in kid's toys these days. We have to remove hundreds of plastic plates and miles of twisted wire just to get the model of Noah's Ark out of the freaking (excuse the language) box!?!?!

THIS is what congress should be holding hearings on. Not N0bamacare. not steroids in baseball. THIS!!!!

Yours In Christ,

Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

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