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*sigh* Another idiot
If you're planning to insult these guys, do it a little more subtley
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If this is you attempting to write black metal lyrics, don't quit your day job. Or, if in the case you're still in school, which I strongly suspect, you'd better start cracking the books now if you ever want to graduate.Originally posted by satan_worshipper666 View PostFail
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Everyone knows satan is cooler
And thankyou very much for wasting the two minutes of my life that I will never get back, thanks to reading this post and bothering to reply to it.
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This guy is even more obvious than even Captain Obvious. Your trolling needs work mate, lots of work. I recommend following a crash-course.Dies irae, dies illa
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Teste David cum sibylla
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Friend,Originally posted by satan_worshipper666 View PostFail
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Everyone knows satan is cooler
Glue huffing is bad for you. Jesus gave us beer for a reason.
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
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JESUS FAILS to see why you'd post such a negative comment!
To be read on a Sunday, too!
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Actually it was God himself, beer predates Jesus.Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
Praise Beer!
Leviticus 26:27-29
27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.Comment
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Teehee!Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
If only you weren't a brainwashed xtian, BJ, you're so adorable otherwise.
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God is Jesus, Jesus is God. Perhaps you should lay off the beer for a while and pick up on your Bible study.Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View PostActually it was God himself, beer predates Jesus.
Praise Beer!
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Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View PostActually it was God himself, beer predates Jesus.
Praise Beer!
Well said sister Mary. NOTHING predates Jesus, because Jesus is God.Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View PostGod is Jesus, Jesus is God. Perhaps you should lay off the beer for a while and pick up on your Bible study.
Don't even get me started on the Holy Ghost.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Originally posted by Mr.satin_panties666Fail
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it ok, Mr.666, everyone here unnerstand that your post be a crys for true christain helps, cuz the only thang you have in commin wiv the liddle devil smilie you posteds is that you both tubby an round an redfaceds, you blushity-blush-blush-blushin all the times 
cuz your poems are overflowin wiv your inner n00bness, an even the real Mr.Satan is a liddle embarrissed by your ernist evils 
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Fairly feeble effort...was it a poem,then?
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