God's worst enemies!!

[Rev. Ichabod Milton (I.M.) Sayten]

Dear Christian folks, I am sad to say that we are facing some liberal trash that may be entering the WHITE House!! I have spoken with GOD and He has compiled the list of America's threats to Freedom, Democracy and Christianity!! Here is the list:

1. Women who are not married and a stay at home mother with more than 10+ kids
2. Career women (or any woman who has even a part-time job or has a "female-oriented" job as a nurse, secretary, etc) (real name is b***ches)
3. Blackies (real name is n***rs)
4. non-whites
5. Non-Christians
6. Hippies
7. Vegans
8. Hollywood celebrites
9. Homerseaxeuls (real name is f****ts, NOT q***rs, too tame)
10. Anyone else who is not white, straight and male



LORD, HEP US!!!! AMEN!!!

[Bobby-Joe]

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While your heart seems to be in the right place you seem to be a bit permissive in your list there friend.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Does anyone else find it a tad strange that the last part of this person's name is I.M. Sayten?? Say that aloud.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Does anyone else find it a tad strange that the last part of this person's name is I.M. Sayten?? Say that aloud.

Seems somewhat unlikely he is. I mean shouldn't you, Alie, Lilith and Dances with Johns be offering him baby souls?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Seems somewhat unlikely he is. I mean shouldn't you, Alie, Lilith and Dances with Johns Bobby Joe! That isn't very nice be offering him baby souls?

Oh, there's no doubt that this is just another ordinary human being. However his username would suggest he's not quite a human of the christian variety.

[Rev. Ichabod Milton (I.M.) Sayten]

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Yes, I know!!! But all this ungodly events really burned me up!!! Time to really get it right for Jesus, AMEN!!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Yes, I know!!! But all this ungodly events really burned me up!!! Time to really get it right for Jesus, AMEN!!

Would you like to share something about yourself and your background, friend? I'd sure like to know which false Christian church you were ordained in. Care to quote your favorite scripture for us?

[lilith]

Re: God's worst enemies!!

Dear Christian folks, I am sad to say that we are facing some liberal trash that may be entering the WHITE House!! I have spoken with GOD and He has compiled the list of America's threats to Freedom, Democracy and Christianity!! Here is the list:

1. Women who are not married and a stay at home mother with more than 10+ kids
2. Career women (or any woman who has even a part-time job or has a "female-oriented" job as a nurse, secretary, etc) (real name is b***ches)
3. Blackies (real name is n***rs)
4. non-whites
5. Non-Christians
6. Hippies
7. Vegans
8. Hollywood celebrites
9. Homerseaxeuls (real name is f****ts, NOT q***rs, too tame)
10. Anyone else who is not white, straight and male



LORD, HEP US!!!! AMEN!!!

You could have simplified things a bit - by just saying women,instead of the first two.
Or even further,by just excluding everyone who's not just like you.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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LORD, HEP US!!!! AMEN!!!

Why are you asking your deity to give you hepatitis?

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Seems somewhat unlikely he is. I mean shouldn't you, Alie, Lilith and Dances with Johns be offering him baby souls?

Since I own no soul but my own, nor do I wish to own any soul but my own, that would be impossible.

And I have had dance partners named John - what of it?

[Bobby-Joe]

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And I have had dance partners named John - what of it?

Yes, all of those guys are named John.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Yes, all of those guys are named John.

Not so. I can't help it if you sign cheesy motel registers John Smith, but don't project your vices onto me.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Not so. I can't help it if you sign cheesy motel registers John Smith, but don't project your vices onto me.

Uhh....Dances, I think you'll find that Bobby Joe, with his reference to Johns, was calling you a harlot.
But then again, to him, all of us non-TC women are harlots.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Uhh....Dances, I think you'll find that Bobby Joe, with his reference to Johns, was calling you a harlot.
But then again, to him, all of us non-TC women are harlots.

I know he was. That's why I referred to his frequenting of cheesy motels as "John."

[WickedWitch]

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Does anyone else find it a tad strange that the last part of this person's name is I.M. Sayten?? Say that aloud.

I'm surprised none of the TC's brought that up, actually.

Seems somewhat unlikely he is. I mean shouldn't you, Alie, Lilith and Dances with Johns Booby-Joe, since when are you so mean-spirited? be offering him baby souls?

I told you, I don't harvest souls (the market is too dry right now; I'm sure it'll pick up again soon, though). And I don't eat babies (they're nothing but fat and empty calories).