[GOD=life]

Re: Menstruating: a sin?

You (capitalized, check) are misinterpreting the Lord's (could be a mistake...) word. That (capitalized again) doesn't mean technically.

Please show some respect to God by capitalizing references to Him. You know how to spell, capitalize and punctuate. It really undermines the point you're trying to make if you yourself don't respect God enough to press the shift key.

There is nothing to interpret, but there is a lot to read. Like this, for instance:

2 Peter 1:20 Knowing this first, that no prophecy of the scripture is of any private interpretation.
2 Peter 3:16 As also in all his epistles, speaking in them of these things; in which are some things hard to be understood, which they that are unlearned and unstable wrest, as they do also the other scriptures, unto their own destruction.
Matthew 4:4 Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God.

If you have any other questions about God, the Bible or Christianity in general, the kind people here will be happy to answer them!

[Rev. Peter Popoff]

Re: Menstruating: a sin?

Fortunately for me, my wife Elizabeth is far too old to menstruate. However, I am still considering diverting some seed money into one of those shacks Brother Ezekiel has for sale just to remind my bride that a faithful wife's place is out to pasture.

[thesaviour]

Re: Menstruating: a sin?

I believe we're still running a sale on Custom Designed Mentruation Shacks.

before i start ranting - dont you DARE demean ANYONE else for their spelling errors until you pass grade 4 english yourself mate. Mentruation....i mean honestly....you would think that you could at least spell and construct a proper sentence/phrase yourself, before giving english lessons.

[thesaviour]

Re: Menstruating: a sin?

Go on...Explain to us how we've got the Word of God wrong, and you've got it right...We're all waiting.

Wow .... i was waiting for a post like this....

A bit off topic...but relevant none the less, i refer you to the ten commandments.

Com. 2 - Graven Images

Well....Mr 'putting the stud back into bible study' - i think i just nailed that one on the head right there...dont you think? I mean come on...are you that hard up for sex that you have to prey on females (im being nice....because im beginning to wonder if you are a closet homosexual...i mean you are the only person i have seen with a 'Heterosexual' medal on their profile....trying to hide something??) in bible study class??? Whats next....sex ed in bible study led by Mr Studly here??? give me a break.

Now on to the more meaningful topic at hand. Who was born??? Come on raise your hands....come on i know there are more of you out there.

Yes..It is true - dont believe what Reverend 'Director of Fundraising anf Tithing' (oh my god....anyone here think of filing a Tax Return lately?) is telling you - this unclean time....believe me...it happened to your mothers, and your mothers mothers, .... and yes....even mary bled from her vagina once a month. What a shock....the sloughing of endometrium through the cervix and out the vagina....ITS ACTUALLY A NATURAL THING....

And....um....just a quick question...where did this Aziraphale get his comments about the smell from? Um dude....did you wash it before you stuck your nose in it???? usually helps

And Patriot TC.....where do i start ..... were you touched as a child? Just a hunch i have.
Let me elighten you to at least 2 things wrong with this post you just delivered.

Firstly.

It is a curse. It is God's righteous judgment but I suspect it starts when girls begin thinking impure thoughts. I base this suspicion on the fact that girls get "that time of the month" at younger and younger ages.

Wow....misdirected and very uneducated. Number one - lets be adults....'That time of the Month' should actually be referred to as menstruation...or is that too naughty for you. When do, pray tell, girls start thinking impure thoughts? is it when you start checking if their hymen is intact? poking and prodding around in their vagina like some perverted freak. You do know that, at least in my country, you go to Jail for at least 25 years for that....so maybe it would be wise to not advertise the fact that you are investigating 12 year old girls genitals.

And number two....have you ever heard of precocious puberty? Its a condition that causes the release of female hormones (namely estrogen and prolactin) at an earlier than normal age. Usually 4-7 years of age. It is almost always cause by pathological means (tumours, diseases...etc). Although i guess that those are just curses for the poor little girl being born in wedlock, or born without a husband because he was off fighting for our freedom, or because she was just plain unlucky.

Or maybe it was because she was violated by perverts like yourself as a child to make sure that their hymen was intact. I am sickened that you would even post something so vile on a public forum, which can be seen by EVERYONE...including Law enforcement....i wouldnt be surprised if God has a little surprise waiting around the corner in the form of a police van for you if you keep advertising actions like that.

Oh and....all you 'all loving' christians out there...segregating someone in a shed because they are physiologically normal....its just not right. I mean...when you masturbate do you go lock yourself away in a shed for 7 days? When you have a wet dream....do you punish yourself by chopping your testicles off?? Talk about medieval ideals here....

Isnt it any wonder why atheism is so popular....

We can dream cant we.

[Mrs. Rogers]

Re: Menstruating: a sin?

What a shock....the sloughing of endometrium through the cervix and out the vagina....ITS ACTUALLY A NATURAL THING....

That has to be the most disgusting thing I've ever seen posted here! Only an atheist would post such vileness and then shout that it's "natural".

Begone from our boards, ye worshiper of womanly ghastliness!

[Talitha]

Re: Menstruating: a sin?

That has to be the most disgusting thing I've ever seen posted here! Only an atheist would post such vileness and then shout that it's "natural".

Begone from our boards, ye worshiper of womanly ghastliness!

Does he not realize there are Ladies present?

[thesaviour]

Re: Menstruating: a sin?

That has to be the most disgusting thing I've ever seen posted here! Only an atheist would post such vileness and then shout that it's "natural".

Begone from our boards, ye worshiper of womanly ghastliness!

So Mrs Rogers (i suspect thats not your real name)....pot, kettle, black hey.
Are you so blind to see that natural occurrences are as beautiful as life itself? or is your nose so far in that black book of tall tales, that you cant see beyond the cover?
Open your eyes all....this Church is showing the world its true colours.
Unforgiving
Unrelenting in the pursuit of money
Unable to see rational perspective
IGNORANCE
and worst of all being dictatorial and not even abiding by their own rules on the forum.

I dont even understand where you can possibly get, from reading the bible, that EVERYTHING is wrong, a sin, a curse or better yet a punishment...unless jesus did it himself....what complete and utter crap.

May Richard Dawkins knock on your door at 6 am and preach the beauty that is Atheism.

[Rev Jeffrey Lebowski]

Re: Menstruating: a sin?

Dear lezbo on the rag , aka thesaviour.
Calm down sweetie ....go pop a Xanax, maybe have a glass of wine.
In a couple a days you will feel better ....
I bet your P-Whipped husband is happy you is on the internets so he can get a break from your rants.

Rev Jeffrey Lebowski
Sister Verna Too {she throws sharp objects when its her time for the monthly curse}

[Wide-Open]

Re: Menstruating: a sin?

FGS people!

I avoided this thread until now because the whole idea makes me want to throw up.

God calls it UNCLEAN for a good reason!

We all know that the word "menstruating" (burp, pardon me) has a very special ethymology. When you REALLY listen to it, it says "men's true hating". That's right, I think that women often HATE us poor guys when they are being unclean.

That is why they should be kept apart during "those days".

Not many people know this, but I DO!

[thesaviour]

Re: Menstruating: a sin?

Oh yeah...Rev....obviously you want me to be a lady...sorry not gay.

I have a penis.

Do not call me a woman again.

post reported - insulting a member....

COME ON>>>AT LEAST GIVE HIM A F****** point for being a dick!

[Mrs. Rogers]

Re: Menstruating: a sin?

So Mrs Rogers (i suspect thats not your real name)

I beg your pardon? How rude.

Are you so blind to see that natural occurrences are as beautiful as life itself? or is your nose so far in that black book of tall tales, that you cant see beyond the cover?

I think if there was womanly sloughing in my general vicinity, I would keep my nose firmly planted in the Bible, thank you very much!

and worst of all being dictatorial and not even abiding by their own rules on the forum.

Please point out which of our rules we're not abiding by, so that we may remedy the situation.

May Richard Dawkins knock on your door at 6 am and preach the beauty that is Atheism.

May Jesus knock on the door of your heart and preach the beauty that is silence on matters pertaining to "natural occurrences".

[Rev Jeffrey Lebowski]

Re: Menstruating: a sin?

Brother Wide-OPen:
I could not agree with ya more!

Their is not a REAL MAN on the planet earth that would even hint at a defense for a womerns on the rag.
From the little negro pygmies in the jungle, to the eskimos in their igloos .....ain't a REAL Man on this earth would stand up for estrogenic attitude.

That womern's curse was inherited from Eve as punishment from the Lord for forcing Adam to bite the apple (womerns should sure feel lucky that they didn't get the same justice bestowed upon the snake!)

Any REAL MAN knows the curse is just like in them werewolf movies, ya know , when the moon comes out and they start gitten' all furry and slobbery, and really pissed off , and then the want to rip a mans throat out.
Wereragggers they become.
That is why I make Sister Verna go to the basement holding pen (she has a TV in the pen, and watches Doctor Phil ands the fat negro lady Oprah till its time to come back out into polite society)

Shrilly squeaked by thesaviour I have a penis.

Lady, I dont' give a rats arse what preverted toys ya keep in your dresser drawer! Nobody wants to see it!

There is NO WAY you are a REAL MAN.
At best, you was eunuchized by your dominant wife who beats you within an inch of ya life every 28 days.
Lezbo or whimpo, you are a looser for emo-sympathizing with the monthly curse.
Even if ya have a (avert ya eyes Sisters) a penis... ya need to grow a set of cohinies to go with it.

Rev Jeffrey Lebowski
Sister Verna too {she is not allowed to clean her guns when she is ridding the cotton ponies)

[Wide-Open]

Re: Menstruating: a sin?

Brother Wide-OPen:
I could not agree with ya more!

Thank you Reverend.

But.

[secret]

Sister Verna too {she is not allowed to clean her guns when she is ridding the cotton ponies)

OK, the other members won't be able to read this, but she is not actually using one of these things is she?

If so, I won't blame you, but you may need to have a word with her.
[/secret]

[Rev Jeffrey Lebowski]

Re: Menstruating: a sin?

Thanks Bro. Wide-Open

[begin secret man-to-man message]
I knew she was hiding something!
I can always tell, her eyes get kinda squinty when she fibs ...she lead me to believe the ponies looked like this >>>

Time for me to use the truth belt on Sister Verna.
[end of secret man-to-man message]
Rev Jeffrey Lebowski
Sister Verna Too {she is hiding , somewhere}

[Frank Hipper]

Re: Menstruating: a sin?

I attended a service at a rather poverty-stricken and colorful Church locally where the pastor's sermon focused on the depravity of married women who menstruate without shame; they shed unfertilised eggs, which are living, and are very nearly children.

God's loving damnation of these slatterns stems from the wanton abortion of the pre-concieved; that was the point repeatedly driven home by him.

While I found it gratifying to hear such pronouncements, I'm in doubt to their Biblical legitimacy.

Would anyone have any instruction that clarifies this matter?