[WickedWitch]

Re: Godly Site Filter?!

Why would anyone want to visit a website that was a parody?

*Covers her mouth to stifle a laugh*

*Cough**Cough* sorry think im comeing down with something

*Snorts and stifles another laugh*

Why indeed?

*Snickers, but quickly recovers composure*

Parody sites are disgusting. It's the kind of nonsense God hating liberals and sinners do while they wait their turn before being tossed into hell.

*Bursts out laughing*

OK, this is a new low. We've already established that the LORD has cursed you with barrenness, so stop trying to seduce the retard into impregnating you with Down's Syndrome babies. Besides, can you imagine what he'd be like while doing the unmentionable act? "Uuugh yeah, the Millenium Falcon is sliding into your Death Star now, baby!"

Holy crap... That was extremely disgusting. *Shudders*

So why was BT imagining another man naked?

OH! DISS!

I know I'm going to sound like a noob now, but I can't help myself.
OWNED!

I know, it was such a good burn! But if you really wanted to be n00bish, you'd have said "pwnd".

I was thinking more along the Lines of PWNED but that works too

Exactly.

Jesus put the though into Brother Temperance’s head to remind how disgusting sin really is. Trust me there is nothing erotic about the though of Jabbah Master grinding his wide, baby bearing pimply butt into your corpulent hips while he is screaming "Use the Force Luke!" It is makes us thank God we are all Christians.

Booby-Joe... I am deeply concerned for you. Your posts lately have been beyond disturbing; you seem to be reaching new levels of disgusting. And this post you just made.... *Shudders and gags*

No, that is what we call it when HE shows why fornication for pleasure is disgusting by giving us mental images of you having sex Dances. I should be good for about six months of abstinence after this one.

I'm sure the ladies of Landover will be glad to hear that.

I know I am!

Oh yeah? So...is that a threat or a promise,then BJ?

I'm hoping it's a promise; I really wish BJ would stop trying to lift up my skirt during my visits to Freehold!

[Unsaved and Loving It]

Re: Godly Site Filter?!

Apparently not. The DOF is gonna be all over you now boy.

Alright then. Just let me know when they're coming. Ya know, so I can get the ol' M16 and rocket launchers out from under my bed. And also, if they'd do me the curtosey of knocking so that I can set trip wires and booby traps? That'd be just peachy. Thanks Zekey!

I know, it was such a good burn! But if you really wanted to be n00bish, you'd have said "pwnd".

OMGZ! dude ur liek so rite. i jess i woent mayk a gewd noob.

[WickedWitch]

Re: Godly Site Filter?!

Maybe not, but you certainly are adorable. *Pinches your cheeks*

[Joo (Quarantined)]

Re: Godly Site Filter?!

Jesus put the though into Brother Temperance’s head to remind how disgusting sin really is. Trust me there is nothing erotic about the though of Jabbah Master grinding his wide, baby bearing pimply butt into your corpulent hips while he is screaming "Use the Force Luke!" It is makes us thank God we are all Christians.

Um...the way you so vividly described that is kinda...eyebrow raising.

[WickedWitch]

Re: Godly Site Filter?!

Um...the way you so vividly described that is kinda...eyebrow raising.

Yeah... Booby-Joe seems to be getting more and more perverted with every post. I'm thinking that maybe he won't be leaving my skirt alone after all.

I'm hoping it's a promise; I really wish BJ would stop trying to lift up my skirt during my visits to Freehold!