[Old Iron Crotch]

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OK, this is a new low. We've already established that the LORD has cursed you with barrenness, so stop trying to seduce the retard into impregnating you with Down's Syndrome babies. Besides, can you imagine what he'd be like while doing the unmentionable act? "Uuugh yeah, the Millenium Falcon is sliding into your Death Star now, baby!"

PLEASE get your mind out of the gutter. Just because I say something nise to someone does not mean that I want to have sex with them. Why are you constantly imagining me naked?

[Unsaved and Loving It]

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PLEASE get your mind out of the gutter. Just because I say something nise to someone does not mean that I want to have sex with them. Why are you constantly imagining me naked?

Makes me wonder how sex deprived True Christians actually are...

[Bobby-Joe]

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PLEASE get your mind out of the gutter. Just because I say something nise to someone does not mean that I want to have sex with them. Why are you constantly imagining me naked?

Brother Temperance wasn't speculated on what's it like to go down your well trodden path Dances he was talking about Star Wars boy there. The though is profoundly disturbing.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Brother Temperance wasn't speculated on what's it like to go down your well trodden path Dances he was talking about Star Wars boy there. The though is profoundly disturbing.

So why was BT imagining another man naked?

[Unsaved and Loving It]

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So why was BT imagining another man naked?

I know I'm going to sound like a noob now, but I can't help myself.

OWNED!

[The Jabba Master]

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I know I'm going to sound like a noob now, but I can't help myself.

OWNED!

I was thinking more along the Lines of PWNED but that works too

[Bobby-Joe]

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So why was BT imagining another man naked?

Jesus put the though into Brother Temperance’s head to remind how disgusting sin really is. Trust me there is nothing erotic about the though of Jabbah Master grinding his wide, baby bearing pimply butt into your corpulent hips while he is screaming "Use the Force Luke!" It is makes us thank God we are all Christians.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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[quote=Bobby-Joe;75632]Jesus put the though into Brother Temperance’s head to remind how disgusting sin really is.

Of course he did.

Trust me there is nothing erotic about the though of Jabbah Master grinding his wide, baby bearing pimply butt into your corpulent hips while he is screaming "Use the Force Luke!" quote]


And yet you devote so much energy to detail in your imaginings.

[Bobby-Joe]

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And yet you devote so much energy to detail in your imaginings.

Is it wrong to give glory to God and all His works?

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Is it wrong to give glory to God and all His works?

Is that what you call it when you are fantasizing about non-TC's en flagrante delicto?

[Bobby-Joe]

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Is that what you call it when you are fantasizing about non-TC's en flagrante delicto?

No, that is what we call it when HE shows why fornication for pleasure is disgusting by giving us mental images of you having sex Dances. I should be good for about six months of abstinence after this one.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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No, that is what we call it when HE shows why fornication for pleasure is disgusting by giving us mental images of you having sex Dances. I should be good for about six months of abstinence after this one.

I'm sure the ladies of Landover will be glad to hear that.

Glad to be of service.

[lilith]

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No, that is what we call it when HE shows why fornication for pleasure is disgusting by giving us mental images of you having sex Dances. I should be good for about six months of abstinence after this one.

Oh yeah? So...is that a threat or a promise,then BJ?

[Unsaved and Loving It]

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Well, I guess it's safe to slap this on here. Goes well with the color scheme!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Well, I guess it's safe to slap this on here. Goes well with the color scheme!

Apparently not. The DOF is gonna be all over you now boy.