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  • SUV
    True Christian™ Princess
    The Driving Force behind RA12
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    • Sep 2006
    • 11027

    #1

    What I Believe an athian must look like



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  • Shallow-izer
    Foul Sinner on Moderation
    • Jun 2007
    • 214

    #2
    Re: What I Believe an athian must look like

    Avian.....

    OH!

    Atheist.

    Ah.

    Well, you see, you're lack of the proper spelling threw me for a second.

    Allow me to show you what an atheist actually looks like.

    (Richard Dawkins.)


    (Lance Armstrong with his wife Linda.)

    (Woody Allen)

    (Bruce Lee)


    (Me, the All Mighty Shal.)

    For a list of celebrity Atheists, click here.

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    • SUV
      True Christian™ Princess
      The Driving Force behind RA12
      Have at it, anytime!
      • Sep 2006
      • 11027

      #3
      Re: What I Believe an athian must look like



      Oh.my.GOD. There's that old athian Woodsy Allen. Is he still in analysis? Does he himself admit he's Bananas? I'm guessing YES!

      I can think of no one in this world who more needs a double-dose of Jesus the Christ than this (girly) "Man"

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      • Shallow-izer
        Foul Sinner on Moderation
        • Jun 2007
        • 214

        #4
        Re: What I Believe an athian must look like

        The man's a comic genius though.

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556

          #5
          Re: What I Believe an athian must look like

          Originally posted by SUV View Post


          Oh.my.GOD. There's that old athian Woodsy Allen. Is he still in analysis? Does he himself admit he's Bananas? I'm guessing YES!

          I can think of no one in this world who more needs a double-dose of Jesus the Christ than this (girly) "Man"
          Well he's filthy Christ-killing hook-nosed money-grubbing joo, so what do you expect?

          "If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank."
          - Woody Allen -
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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          • Bobby-Joe
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            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 18405

            #6
            Re: What I Believe an athian must look like

            Originally posted by Shallow-izer View Post
            Avian.....

            OH!

            Atheist.

            Ah.

            Well, you see, you're lack of the proper spelling threw me for a second.

            Allow me to show you what an atheist actually looks like.

            (Richard Dawkins.)


            (Lance Armstrong with his wife Linda.)

            (Woody Allen)

            (Bruce Lee)


            (Me, the All Mighty Shal.)

            For a list of celebrity Atheists, click here.
            Just shows you what serial killers and child rapists look like. Athiests are the scum of the earth and the sooner someone takes a hammer to their heads the better for the rest of us.

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            • Joo
              International JOO and fellow-travelling Communiss.
              Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
              • Jun 2007
              • 831

              #7
              Re: What I Believe an athian must look like

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              Well he's filthy Christ-killing hook-nosed money-grubbing joo, so what do you expect?
              Um...how can be be a Jew, and an Atheist at the same time?

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              • Shallow-izer
                Foul Sinner on Moderation
                • Jun 2007
                • 214

                #8
                Re: What I Believe an athian must look like

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                Well he's filthy Christ-killing hook-nosed money-grubbing joo, so what do you expect?
                Cept he's an atheist, so..... yeah.....

                ANYWAY!

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78556

                  #9
                  Re: What I Believe an athian must look like

                  For your information, most joos are atheists. Take a look at THIS.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Shallow-izer
                    Foul Sinner on Moderation
                    • Jun 2007
                    • 214

                    #10
                    Re: What I Believe an athian must look like

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    For your information, most jews are atheists. Take a look at THIS.
                    No where in that article does it state that "most jews are atheists."

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                    • Joo
                      International JOO and fellow-travelling Communiss.
                      Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                      • Jun 2007
                      • 831

                      #11
                      Re: What I Believe an athian must look like

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      For your information, most joos are atheists. Take a look at THIS.
                      As far as I know, one can't be Jewish and Atheist at the same time...

                      Judaism is a religion, and Atheism is the absence of believing in a god, which Judaism does. They don't mix, just like you can't have an object that's both a cube and a sphere.

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                      • Enobarbus
                        Professor of English Landover University
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 3496

                        #12
                        Re: What I Believe an athian must look like

                        Originally posted by Joo View Post
                        Um...how can be be a Jew, and an Atheist at the same time?
                        Oh, for the love of heaven. When will you people be able to distinguish between someone who is ethnically a Jew and someone who follows the Jewish religion of Judaism. I promise you that it is quite possible to be a Jew and an atheist. It is possible to even be a Jew and a Christian or a Jew and a Muslim.

                        I suspect that certain here are going to argue about this. But in case some of you have half a brain, I will point out again that one can be of the Jewish race without being of their religion. Is this so hard to grasp?
                        Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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                        • Joo
                          International JOO and fellow-travelling Communiss.
                          Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                          • Jun 2007
                          • 831

                          #13
                          Re: What I Believe an athian must look like

                          Originally posted by Enobarbus View Post
                          Is this so hard to grasp?
                          Nope. Thanks for a straight answer.

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                          • Enobarbus
                            Professor of English Landover University
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 3496

                            #14
                            Re: What I Believe an athian must look like

                            Originally posted by Joo View Post
                            As far as I know, one can't be Jewish and Atheist at the same time...

                            Judaism is a religion, and Atheism is the absence of believing in a god, which Judaism does. They don't mix, just like you can't have an object that's both a cube and a sphere.
                            But being Jewish does not mean that one follows the Judaic religion. Yes. Sometimes people use the word "Jew" to mean of the Judaic faith, but that is a metaphoric and confusing use of it.

                            Jew can have two meanings, if you like. The purely ethnic or racial meaning and the religious one. Usually, and more correctly, it simply means someone of the Jewish race, and not necessarily of the Judaic religion.
                            Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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                            • Enobarbus
                              Professor of English Landover University
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 3496

                              #15
                              Re: What I Believe an athian must look like

                              Originally posted by Joo View Post
                              Nope. Thanks for a straight answer.
                              I missed one of your posts and added another of my own, we were cross posting. I didn't mean to labour the point unnecessarily, since I think we may have come to some agreement about what I admit is the ambiguity of the word Jew.
                              Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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