2008 election: who should be president?

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Dear Friends,

Let me be the first to apologize for the ugliness that happened at last night's "Which Presidential Candidate Should Landover Baptist Church Endorse?" debate. Let me just say first and formost that I don't intend to carry out all of the various threats I made.

(As for the people who have been expelled or excommunicated or whatever caused them to dissapear, I have no regrets for what I said to them. They had it coming.)

So let's put this whole mess behind us and now debate in a civilized way:
Who Should We Support for President in 2008?
(As for my choice, I know I already over-imposed myself last night, so I'll stay quiet for now. You can all get your word in edgewise now, and I promise, this time I'll keep my cool.)

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: 2008 election: who should be president?

Thanks for letting cool heads prevail Brother Jeb. I hope you know that the pastors support you 100%. Those vermin who have disappeared had better stay that way, for all our sake.

As for the Presidential race, I guess you all know that my first choice is for the man Jesus hand-picked to continue indefinitely in the job he does so well. I believe that a spiritual awakening is about to occur in America, orchestrated by Christ Himself. Biblical law must be restored! I believe that Jesus wants GWB to continue indefinitely in the War on Islamofascisism. GLORY!!

That being said, I suppose my second choice among the current list of Republican candidates would be Congressman Duncan Hunter. He is a Manly Man, a Baptist, loves guns, hates abortion and queer marriage, and is the only one in Washington who's had the guts to call for the scummy liebral Harry Reid to resign. He also wants to construct an enormous electrified fence (decorated with acres of razorwire) along our border with messyco, double our troop levels in iraquistan, and eliminate all taxes! He seems like the real deal to me.

God Bless America, and save us from the demoncrats.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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My husband, Mr. Whitford, hasn't decided who we're going to vote for if we have to (we're praying for President Bush to stay in power), but he is going to give much thought and prayer to this question and by the primaries he will have chosen the right candidate and will let me know.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

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my second choice among the current list of Republican candidates would be Congressman Duncan Hunter.

A quote from the article:

"Hunter has repeatedly voted against international trade agreements such as NAFTA, CAFTA and the WTO"

I never expected you of all people to be guilty of envy and class-warfare. Even most demon-rats, including Hitlery Kunt-Ton, know that opposition to free trade is only for glue-sniffing vegan ferret-humpers like the Green Party.

You've just reminded me why the voting age should be raised to 40. Stupid kids these days.

[Window-Lickky]

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No one currently running is worthy of my vote.

[Bobby-Joe]

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I like the cut of Sam Brownback's jib. He may be a Catlicker but he seems on target in many places.

This blog tells the good news about Sam.

http://blogs4brownback.wordpress.com/

[The Jabba Master]

Re: 2008 election: who should be president?

I cant realy remember his name but the guy who told off Michael Moore has my vote

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: 2008 election: who should be president?

I cant realy remember his name but the guy who told off Michael Moore has my vote

You're not allowed to vote for 99% of the population.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: 2008 election: who should be president?

I cant realy remember his name but the guy who told off Michael Moore has my vote

That would be George W. Bush.


But they don't let retardeds vote, do they?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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No one currently running is worthy of my vote.

You know, you really outdo yourself to live up to your name.

It's people with your attitude who are the reason why Bush got elected....twice in a row! (Except that the first election doesn't count, that was botched/rigged/both.)

[Brother Temperance]

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No one currently running is worthy of my vote.

Which is handy, seeing as little children like you don't get to vote anyway.

Is Strom Thurmond running this year? I like the cut of his jib.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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My husband, Mr. Whitford, hasn't decided who we're going to vote for if we have to (we're praying for President Bush to stay in power), but he is going to give much thought and prayer to this question and by the primaries he will have chosen the right candidate and will let me know.

Your husband decides who YOU vote for? Don't you have a brain and an opinion of your own?

[Elmer Christianson]

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I LIKE MIKE (Huckabee that is) Once you read about this good old Southern Baptist boy, you'll get tears in your eyes and a shiver up your spine for the love of Jesus!

[Unsaved and Loving It]

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I may not be American, but I can tell you who should not come into power: Duncan Hunter. He would do much damage to whatever good is left in the USA.

Obama would make an interesting president. The first Negro president of the United States. He's smart, and has policies. Were I an of-age American, he'd have my vote.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Your husband decides who YOU vote for? Don't you have a brain and an opinion of your own?

Yes, and it obviously works better than yours. I follow the teachings of a little book called THE BIBLE where I'm commanded to submit to my husband. You may hate Jesus and want to burn in Hell, but I don't, so I follow it FULLY!
Not only is it the right thing to do, but submitting to my husband, Mr. Whitford, feels right. It just goes to show you God knew what He was doing when He created men and women!