[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: Terrible news about the Schroeders.

Look, I'll be the first to admit that some of the details of these particular wrongful deaths to be unusual, but remember, the Good Books tells us that The Lord Works In Mysterious Ways - so that means when something unusual happenes, it's obviously the work of the LORD. Clearly Jesus withdrew his protection of the Schroeders because He wanted to send a message to us.

Now what message did Jesus want to send us? Frankly I'm baffled.

It could have been anything. There are a lot of commandments in the Bible. It could have even been, just for example, related to certain statements made during that whole spitstorm/debate about the 2008 election and so on.

I guess we all have to think very carefully about just what message Jesus is trying to send us. We should THINK VERY CAREFULLY. After all, as Bush said after 9/11: "you'd better watch what you say, you'd better watch what you do".

[lilith]

Re: Terrible news about the Schroeders.

Oh it can be done. I recall not long ago where Brother Jeb caught a couple of nigra bucks who'd shot themselves in the back with a shotgun. More than once.

Those boys are big, but they are cowards when all is said and done.

"Shot themselves in the back??"

Perhaps you could give us a demonstration of how it's done Zeke?

[Sista Lateefah]

Re: Terrible news about the Schroeders.

"Shot themselves in the back??"

Perhaps you could give us a demonstration of how it's done Zeke?

You wants him to get one o' his servants to shoot theyselves in the back just so you be able to see what it look like? How heartless! We Christians does not participate in yo sadistic pagan games, like when y'all had got y'all jollies by feedin' Christians to rabid elephants back in the day.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Terrible news about the Schroeders.

We Christians does not participate in yo sadistic pagan games, like when y'all had got y'all jollies by feedin' Christians to rabid elephants back in the day.

Elephants don't eat meat - they're herbivorous.

[Unsaved and Loving It]

Re: Terrible news about the Schroeders.

Elephants don't eat meat - they're herbivorous.

Touché.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: Terrible news about the Schroeders.

And patently false.

Time Magazine, January 12, 1948:

One day, Chang brusquely snatched a doll from the arms of a little girl. For this he was banished to his pit. Then on a stormy November morning three years ago, zoo keepers saw blood on the floor of the pit. In Chang's straw bed they found a bloodied human hand and toe.
The horrified keepers and police learned the unbelievable truth. Chang had devoured a young woman; he had swallowed her clothes, her hat, and even her large handbag.

Police identified the woman as Bertha Walt, a pretty young Zurich office worker. The night before she had carried some bread away from the dinner table, and apparently went to the zoo to feed Chang. There was a keeper's door in the wall at the back of the elephant pit through which she could have entered. To a friend she had said: "I often find animals kinder than people."

Do you liberals even bother doing research before you spew out your assertions?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Terrible news about the Schroeders.

"Shot themselves in the back??"

Perhaps you could give us a demonstration of how it's done Zeke?

That's easy, they brace the shotgun in a tree, tie a long string to the trigger, turn their back on the shotgun barrel at about fifteen feet and yank the sting. Only a Negro would be so messed up as to have a shotgun that the trigger has to be pulled forward to fire

[Goatski]

Re: Terrible news about the Schroeders.

That's easy, they brace the shotgun in a tree, tie a long string to the trigger, turn their back on the shotgun barrel at about fifteen feet and yank the sting. Only a Negro would be so messed up as to have a shotgun that the trigger has to be pulled forward to fire

In my astral travels I have personally investigated this issue and must state that foul play is definitely involved... at least "theorhetically", if you catch my drift.

An intellectual humanoid who can bash their own brains in is as rare as a True Progressive Christian male who can pleasure a woman.