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  • Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Just to let everyone know; I've cancelled all my engagements after March 3rd. I thought I'd stay home on March 4th and host a reception on my estate for the Platinum Tithers who will be Rapturing up to Heaven with me. We may as well travel in a group.

    We may as well finish off my wine cellar as well.
    I see I'll be in the outside domed grotto, as usual. Pastor Zeke's parties usually involve wristbands. The silver one means we get served Bud Light and boxed wine.
    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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    • Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

      Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
      Specifics regarding Project Habbakuk are strictly verboten. You should know that being the Lead Logistics Coordinator. Further Project Habbakuk dealings should be done in 256-bit encrypted private conversations.
      I apologize Reverend. I have been careless knowing that the time is finally AT HAND!

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      • Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

        Originally posted by Free Market Fred View Post
        Glad you asked, Brother 18.

        Project Habakkuk is an old idea from before my time, back during World War II when my company was working with the Germans on oven manufacturing until that Joo-bastard Roosevelt forced us to switch sides. Anyway, Wikipedia gives the rundown:

        Unfortunately, it didn't work out because pykrete had a high melting point, and the whole project was suspended (but not before my company pocketed a tidy sum from government contracts). However, I'm happy to announce that engineers at our subsidiary Uranus Corporation recently came up with a modern improvement to pykrete, which we call Brown 25:



        We've found so many uses for it: food containers, pharmaceuticals, vaccines, organic chocolate, etc. It's one of our most profitable products.
        Howdy, Brother Fred. I got a little question that I hope you don't mind answering.

        It's about this Brown 25 stuff - is it made in China? Now I realize that American workers can't compete, thanks to them communist labor unions run by Al Gore, so serves 'em right that you should move their jobs over to a capitalist country like China. But I also read in the National Enquirer that America was still the world's number 1 commodity producer. We make things like timber, lettuce, E Coli and Big Macs - no other country comes close to us! But even if we're gonna outsource things like kitchen cutting boards, I wanna know that the piece of wood that board is made out of came from a 100% American tree. And I wouldn't feel right if the cotton cloth in my made-in-China American flag came from any other country than the USA, still the world's greatest nation by a zillion miles!


        Proudly 100% beef, made in the USA!
        yours in Christ,
        Brother Buford

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        • Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

          Originally posted by Buford T Scoggins View Post
          Howdy, Brother Fred. I got a little question that I hope you don't mind answering.

          It's about this Brown 25 stuff - is it made in China? Now I realize that American workers can't compete, thanks to them communist labor unions run by Al Gore, so serves 'em right that you should move their jobs over to a capitalist country like China. But I also read in the National Enquirer that America was still the world's number 1 commodity producer. We make things like timber, lettuce, E Coli and Big Macs - no other country comes close to us! But even if we're gonna outsource things like kitchen cutting boards, I wanna know that the piece of wood that board is made out of came from a 100% American tree. And I wouldn't feel right if the cotton cloth in my made-in-China American flag came from any other country than the USA, still the world's greatest nation by a zillion miles!


          Proudly 100% beef, made in the USA!
          Dear Brother Buford,

          Although we do have local sources of Brown 25 in China, let me assure you Brother Buford that the vast majority is produced right here in the USA.



          We supply it to all sorts of American businesses. Patriotic conservative newspapers are among our biggest customers. You could say that they are spreading it across the nation, from sea to shining sea!
          Praise Jesus!
          Brother Fred
          CEO, The Uranus Corporation
          Put your faith in Uranus!

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          • Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

            Here's some of the messages I've seen from Christians around the world preparing for the upcoming Rapture.



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            please!!!! Lord come in 2009 !!!!! im so tired of this nasty world!! what else JESUS just RAPTURE US!!!!
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            AMEN!!
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            I'm ready!
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            YES PLEASE!!! but i believe it will be pre-tribulation period when the New World Order will be finished, and before the rise of the antichrist (which i believe i can identify him) but i red a post saying Christians shouldnt focus on the antichrist
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            O LORD please pick me up when YOU passover in the heavens- as i am patiently waiting for YOU












            me too - lol stephen
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            I used to pray "Lord call us home soon" but now I pray "Lord call us home today and at night it's Lord call us home tonight.... soon is too long now!!
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            I remember my pastor once saying, "If there were a bus to Heaven, I wouldn't get on it. I still have much work to do here."

            I feel differently, and maybe because I feel like my work here is only to occupy and witness while I wait on Jesus. If there were a bus gearing up to go be with Jesus, the first thing I would do is grab my kiddos and go wait in line. Then I would call everyone I know from my cell phone while waiting in line. I wouldn't miss it for the world!

            Af far as I am concerned, any time is good for me.
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            I pray every monring and every night that today is the day that He calls us Home. That does not stop me from doing the work He has called me to do here, but I am world weary, home sick and can't stand much more time on this earth. And I don't feel a bit guilty about praying for Him to come back or longing to be with Him
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            Yes, please come Lord Jesus!!
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            Originally Posted by Jonathan Blair
            I beg to differ: many in the Bride are still convinced that Jesus' coming is a far off event, or that He rules today in a spiritual millenial kingdom. We who are premillenialists are still the minority, although our numbers are growing. The Church has yet to really crave His returning.

            Besides, it is not about us: God's will is that none should perish. His foot is still in the door, holding it open for a bit longer for those who would come in. Be patient and longsuffering; endure for a while longer, for persecution is on its way.


            I guess I am not allowed to say anything....

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            • Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

              Come March 5th i'll get on here and laugh whole heartedly. 2012 is the actual date, so you can save this repenting until then ;P
              I am a child who worships science.

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              • Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

                Originally posted by Kittenmuffin View Post
                Come March 5th i'll get on here and laugh whole heartedly. 2012 is the actual date, so you can save this repenting until then ;P
                you a bad kittymuffin! you so stubborns, you be deafs to them rapture truths that you being tolded

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                • Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

                  I thought the world was going to end on 2012. Yeah, I'm confused again.
                  March 4th, huh? I'll be here waiting to see what your reactions will be when we're all still on Gods good earth.

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                  • Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

                    Jesus would never speak falsehoods to his followers, regardless of what Daniel says. March 4th will come and go,and we will still be here.
                    I don't like to not take this seriously. Maybe...

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                    • Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

                      Originally posted by Petal View Post
                      i gonna herds some stray kittys to the river, an gives them a spechial deep baptisms . then i gonna sells their deaded liddle bodies to them koreans cuz koreans lurve kitty om nom noms an then i gonna gives all the moneys to projeck habakkuk

                      here be 2 lazy kittys that not wants to walk to the rivers! so i gonna have to carrys them all the ways there in my baptisms buckit


                      PRAISE JESUS, there is a special place in heaven for those who show kindness to the undeserving, such as these mangy cats.
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                      Genesis 3:16 Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

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                      • Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

                        Originally posted by SalvationAttained View Post
                        March 4th will come and go,and we will still be here.
                        No. You will be in hell and I will be laughing about it .
                        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                        • Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

                          Everything in the Bible points to the end being near!!!
                          The Signs of His Coming
                          by Michael G. Mickey

                          One of the biggest mysteries in the Bible concerns the timing of Jesus Christ's return to earth. Although the Bible tells us no one knows the hour nor the day when the Lord will return, the Bible is filled with many indicators or conditions we can use to assess how close we may be to the season of His return.

                          As you are about to read, many of the conditions spoken of in Bible prophecy which seem to indicate Jesus Christ's return is coming in the not-too-distant future are clearly visible in the world today, reminding us that He could come, to Rapture His Church at least, at any moment! After the Rapture takes place, the horrific seven-year Tribulation Period will occur, an overview of which is included in my Post-Rapture Survival Guide.

                          The signs are as follows:

                          The Gospel will be preached in all the world before the physical return of Jesus Christ to the earth occurs at Armageddon, although exhaustive efforts are presently underway to accomplish this:
                          Matthew 24:14: And this gospel of the kingdom shall be preached in all the world for a witness unto all nations; and then shall the end come.

                          There will be a mixture of believers and false believers within the Church body:
                          Matthew 13:24-30: Another parable put he forth unto them, saying, The kingdom of heaven is likened unto a man which sowed good seed in his field: But while men slept, his enemy came and sowed tares among the wheat, and went his way. But when the blade was sprung up, and brought forth fruit, then appeared the tares also. So the servants of the householder came and said unto him, Sir, didst not thou sow good seed in thy field? from whence then hath it tares? He said unto them, An enemy hath done this. The servants said unto him, Wilt thou then that we go and gather them up? But he said, Nay; lest while ye gather up the tares, ye root up also the wheat with them. Let both grow together until the harvest: and in the time of harvest I will say to the reapers, Gather ye together first the tares, and bind them in bundles to burn them: but gather the wheat into my barn.

                          There will be scoffers:
                          The Bible tells us one of the key signs of the end times will be people doubting the return of Christ will ever happen.

                          2nd Peter 3:3-4: Knowing this first, that there shall come in the last days scoffers, walking after their own lusts, And saying, Where is the promise of his coming? for since the fathers fell asleep, all things continue as they were from the beginning of the creation.

                          Humanity will be able to cross the globe rapidly and science will be advancing:
                          Daniel 12:4: But thou, O Daniel, shut up the words, and seal the book, even to the time of the end: many shall run to and fro, and knowledge shall be increased.

                          Perilous times will come for mankind:
                          2nd Timothy 3:1: This know also, that in the last days perilous times shall come.

                          Mankind will deny God once flooded the earth:
                          2nd Peter 3:5-6: For this they willingly are ignorant of, that by the word of God the heavens were of old, and the earth standing out of the water and in the water: Whereby the world that then was, being overflowed with water, perished:

                          The earth will be swimming in a sea of violence:
                          As it was in the days of Noah (Luke 17:26), so it shall be at the end. How was the earth in Noah's time?

                          Look no further than Genesis 6:11: The earth also was corrupt before God, and the earth was filled with violence.

                          There will be warfare all over the globe:
                          Mark 13:8: For nation shall rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom:

                          Mankind will have the capability to destroy all life on the planet:
                          Unique to our generation, this prophecy could not have been fulfilled prior to the invention of weapons of mass destruction such as the nuclear bomb. Matthew 24: 22: And except those days should be shortened, there should no flesh be saved: but for the elect's sake those days shall be shortened.

                          Deadly diseases will be rampant:
                          Matthew 24:7: For nation shall rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom: and there shall be famines, and pestilences, and earthquakes, in divers places.

                          Famines will be common:
                          Matthew 24:7: For nation shall rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom: and there shall be famines, and pestilences, and earthquakes, in divers places.

                          Earthquakes will be occurring globally:
                          Matthew 24:7: For nation shall rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom: and there shall be famines, and pestilences, and earthquakes, in divers places.

                          There will be violent weather:
                          Luke 21:25- And there shall be signs in the sun, and in the moon, and in the stars; and upon the earth distress of nations, with perplexity; the sea and the waves roaring;

                          Children will be disobedient and rebellious:
                          2nd Timothy 3:2: For men shall be lovers of their own selves, covetous, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy,

                          Christians and Jews will be hated for their faith in and connection with Christ:
                          Luke 21:17: And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake.

                          Mankind will be in a state of moral, spiritual decay:
                          2nd Timothy 3:2-5: For men shall be lovers of their own selves, covetous, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy, Without natural affection, trucebreakers, false accusers, incontinent, fierce, despisers of those that are good, Traitors, heady, highminded, lovers of pleasures more than lovers of God; Having a form of godliness, but denying the power thereof: from such turn away.

                          Religious cults will flourish:
                          2nd Peter 2:1: But there were false prophets also among the people, even as there shall be false teachers among you, who privily shall bring in damnable heresies, even denying the Lord that bought them, and bring upon themselves swift destruction.

                          There will be progress made toward a global government:
                          The European Union, the revived Roman Empire, is alive today and moving steadily toward the fulfillment of this prophecy as seen in Daniel 7: 23: "The fourth beast shall be the fourth kingdom upon earth, which shall be diverse from all kingdoms, and shall devour the whole earth, and shall tread it down, and break it in pieces." The Antichrist who will lead this world government (after the rapture of the Christian Church takes place) will be (or become) leader of the European Union as seen in Daniel 9:26. He will be a descendant of the people who destroyed the city of Jerusalem and its sanctuary in AD 70, the Romans.

                          The world will be desperately seeking peace:
                          1st Thessalonians 5:3: For when they shall say, Peace and safety; then sudden destruction cometh upon them, as travail upon a woman with child; and they shall not escape.

                          Global means of communication will exist:

                          We know this because the book of Revelation teaches us the entire world will see several events. This is unique to our generation as only recently in mankind's history have these technologies been present.

                          Revelation 11:9: And they of the people and kindreds and tongues and nations shall see their dead bodies three days and an half, and shall not suffer their dead bodies to be put in graves.

                          In the last days, fallen angels will mingle with mankind:
                          I know this one is going to be controversial, but there is a scriptural basis for this, as seen in Luke 17:26: And as it was in the days of Noe, so shall it be also in the days of the Son of man.

                          A careful examination of what was going on in Noah's day seems to suggest fallen angels were somehow mingling with mankind.

                          Genesis 6:4: There were giants in the earth in those days; and also after that, when the sons of God came in unto the daughters of men, and they bare children to them, the same became mighty men which were of old, men of renown.

                          If so, one of God's motives in destroying mankind at the flood may have been Satan and his fallen angels, in an attempt to save themselves from His judgment, were trying to taint the bloodline that would lead to the birth of Christ.

                          We find Noah was spared from destruction for three reasons as seen in Genesis 6:9. They are as follows:

                          1) Noah was a just man.

                          2) Noah was perfect in his generations (note this reference to his bloodline being pure).

                          3) Noah walked with God.

                          There is potentially more to the numerous UFO sightings and alien abduction stories in the news today than we have ever imagined!

                          Israel will exist as a nation in the latter days:
                          Read Ezekiel 37:1-14 to see this prophecy, which was fulfilled in 1948.

                          Israel's birth as a nation will have happened in one day:
                          Fulfilled on May 14, 1948 as seen in Isaiah 66:8: "Who hath heard such a thing? who hath seen such things? Shall the earth be made to bring forth in one day? or shall a nation be born at once?"

                          Israel will be in possession of Jerusalem (has been since 1967):

                          This happened as a result of the Six-Day War in 1967. The capture of Jerusalem was critical from a prophetic standpoint as the Antichrist will someday enter a rebuilt Holy Temple that will be standing in Jerusalem at the midpoint of the Tribulation Period where he will declare himself to be God. This event, referred to by most as the abomination of desolation, is documented in Daniel 9:27 and Matthew 24:15.

                          Israel will be surrounded on every side by enemies:
                          Psalms 83:4: They have said, Come, and let us cut them off from being a nation; that the name of Israel may be no more in remembrance.

                          The possession of Jerusalem will be the source of international conflict:
                          Is this happening today or what? It's a HUGE sign to us! Zechariah 12:3: And in that day will I make Jerusalem a burdensome stone for all people: all that burden themselves with it shall be cut in pieces, though all the people of the earth be gathered together against it.

                          Christians will be lukewarm in their faith:
                          In Christ's address to the seven churches, He says in Revelation 3:15: I know thy works, that thou art neither cold nor hot: I would thou wert cold or hot.

                          Many will claim to be Christ:
                          Matthew 24:5: For many shall come in my name, saying, I am Christ; and shall deceive many.

                          False Christs and false prophets will be very effective in the art of deception:
                          Matthew 24:24: For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect.

                          There will be signs in the heavens:
                          Luke 21:25: And there shall be signs in the sun, and in the moon, and in the stars; and upon the earth distress of nations, with perplexity; the sea and the waves roaring;

                          Mockers will abound because those who live according to their own desires love to mock those who try to live theirs in a manner pleasing to God.
                          Jude 1:18: How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.

                          Idolatry will be common:
                          Revelation 9:20: And the rest of the men which were not killed by these plagues yet repented not of the works of their hands, that they should not worship devils, and idols of gold, and silver, and brass, and stone, and of wood: which neither can see, nor hear, nor walk:

                          Many Christians and church doctrines will depart from the faith:
                          1st Timothy 4:1: Now the Spirit speaketh expressly, that in the latter times some shall depart from the faith, giving heed to seducing spirits, and doctrines of devils;

                          Mankind's state of rebellion will be so great, the coming of Christ will catch them completely off-guard:
                          Luke 21:35: For as a snare shall it come on all them that dwell on the face of the whole earth.

                          Homosexuality will be flaunted:
                          Leviticus 20:13: "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."

                          This is also spoken of in Luke 17:28- 30: "Likewise also as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold, they planted, they builded; But the same day that Lot went out of Sodom it rained fire and brimstone from heaven, and destroyed them all. Even thus shall it be in the day when the Son of man is revealed."

                          Although homosexuality is an abomination in the eyes of God, all sin is! I bring up this point because many Christians treat homosexuality as if it is the most unforgivable sin of all. Jesus Christ forgives all sins and we, His followers, should be reaching out to these people with love in our hearts that they might be saved! Homosexuality is not an unpardonable sin any more than any other sin is!

                          Many will rejoice in their unrighteousness:
                          2nd Thessalonians 2: 12: "That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness."

                          These people, according to 2nd Thessalonians 2:11, will be subject to believing the lie the Antichrist will present to the world in the aftermath of the Rapture of the Church, leading many of them to eternal damnation. God will allow them to be deceived, it seems, as a reward for their bold defiance of Him. What a frightening thought!

                          Aliyah will be taking place:
                          What is Aliyah? Aliyah is the Hebrew word used to describe the physical return of the Jewish people, the children of Israel, to their ancient Promised Land, Zion, from abroad.

                          In Scripture, God promised He would bring the Jews (descendants of Abraham) back to their Promised Land from all the nations of the world where He had scattered them! It is happening even as you read these words.

                          Ezekiel 36:24: For I will take you from among the heathen, and gather you out of all countries, and will bring you into your own land.

                          39. There will be signs Earth's environment is in trouble:

                          Romans 8:21-23: Because the creature itself also shall be delivered from the bondage of corruption into the glorious liberty of the children of God. For we know that the whole creation groaneth and travaileth in pain together until now. And not only [they], but ourselves also, which have the firstfruits of the Spirit, even we ourselves groan within ourselves, waiting for the adoption, [to wit], the redemption of our body.

                          40. Technology will exist capable of tracking the world's population, finances.

                          Revelation 13:16-17: And he causeth all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, to receive a mark in their right hand, or in their foreheads: And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.

                          41. The capability will exist for an army of 200 million soldiers to be formed:

                          In Revelation 9:16, John sees a specific number of soldiers/"horsemen" preparing for or entering into war: And the number of the army of the horsemen were two hundred thousand thousand: and I heard the number of them.

                          Estimates of the total human population of Earth during Christ's day typically vary between 100 to 400 million people. In 2004, the CIA determined China had an estimated 208,143,352 in its population alone fit for military service. As of 2006, that number had risen to 281,240,272 men fit for military service.

                          42. Drug use will be rampant:

                          Revelation 9:21: Neither repented they of their murders, nor of their sorceries, nor of their fornication, nor of their thefts.

                          The original Greek for the word 'sorceries' is pharmakeia {far-mak-i'-ah}. It means the use of or the administering of drugs OR sorcery, magical arts, often found in connection with idolatry and fostered by it.

                          43. Evil men, seducers and deceivers will get worse and worse. (2nd Timothy 3:13)

                          One doesn't have to think too hard to realize this prophecy is being dramatically fulfilled in our times. Upon reading this, close your eyes for a moment and think of how many people you know (or have heard of from reputable sources) who seem to be evil to the core! Similarly, think of how many people you know who have fallen victim to frauds and scams perpetrated by seducers (deceivers/imposters). The world today seems full of these types with no letup in sight.

                          44. There will be wars and rumours of war.

                          Matthew 24:6: And ye shall hear of wars and rumours of wars: see that ye be not troubled: for all [these things] must come to pass, but the end is not yet.

                          It seems that for every international conflict that exists at a given moment in our present time, there is potential for another to manifest itself as well. It's as though our world is about to blow apart at the seams!

                          45. When we begin to collectively see the signs listed above, Christ's return is near!
                          Luke 21:28: And when these things BEGIN to come to pass, then look up, and lift up your heads; for your redemption draweth nigh.

                          Have you seen any of these signs in the world today?


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                          • Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

                            More Bible evidence that the end is upon us!!!


                            Ok, I've done a thorough study of the Bible and have concluded that the Bible indicates that the apocalypse is nigh! Here are the relevant passages, that prove it beyond a shadow of a doubt:

                            Ezekiel 30:3 For the day is near, even the day of the LORD is near, a cloudy day; it shall be the time of the heathen.

                            Joel 1:15 Alas for the day! for the day of the LORD is at hand, and as a destruction from the Almighty shall it come.

                            Joel 2:1 Blow ye the trumpet in Zion, and sound an alarm in my holy mountain: let all the inhabitants of the land tremble: for the day of the LORD cometh, for it is nigh at hand;

                            Joel 3:14 Multitudes, multitudes in the valley of decision: for the day of the LORD is near in the valley of decision.

                            Obadiah 1:15 For the day of the LORD is near upon all the heathen: as thou hast done, it shall be done unto thee: thy reward shall return upon thine own head.

                            Zephaniah 1:7 Hold thy peace at the presence of the Lord GOD: for the day of the LORD is at hand: for the LORD hath prepared a sacrifice, he hath bid his guests.

                            Zephaniah 1:14 The great day of the LORD is near, it is near, and hasteth greatly, even the voice of the day of the LORD: the mighty man shall cry there bitterly.

                            Haggai 2:6 For thus saith the LORD of hosts; Yet once, it is a little while, and I will shake the heavens, and the earth, and the sea, and the dry land;

                            Matthew 16:28 Verily I say unto you, There be some standing here, which shall not taste of death, till they see the Son of man coming in his kingdom.

                            Matthew 23:36 Verily I say unto you, All these things shall come upon this generation.

                            Matthew 24:34 Verily I say unto you, This generation shall not pass, till all these things be fulfilled.

                            Matthew 26:64 Jesus saith unto him, Thou hast said: nevertheless I say unto you, Hereafter shall ye see the Son of man sitting on the right hand of power, and coming in the clouds of heaven.

                            Mark 9:1 And he said unto them, Verily I say unto you, That there be some of them that stand here, which shall not taste of death, till they have seen the kingdom of God come with power.

                            Mark 13:30 Verily I say unto you, that this generation shall not pass, till all these things be done.

                            Mark 14:62 And Jesus said, I am: and ye shall see the Son of man sitting on the right hand of power, and coming in the clouds of heaven.

                            Luke 9:27 But I tell you of a truth, there be some standing here, which shall not taste of death, till they see the kingdom of God.

                            Luke 21:32 Verily I say unto you, This generation shall not pass away, till all be fulfilled.

                            John 5:25 Verily, verily, I say unto you, the hour is coming, and now is, when the dead shall hear the voice of the Son of God: and they that hear shall live.

                            John 21:22 Jesus saith unto him, If I will that he tarry till I come, what is that to thee? follow thou me.

                            Acts 2:17 And it shall come to pass in the last days, saith God, I will pour out of my Spirit upon all flesh: and your sons and your daughters shall prophesy, and your young men shall see visions, and your old men shall dream dreams:

                            Romans 13:11 And that, knowing the time, that now it is high time to awake out of sleep: for now is our salvation nearer than when we believed. 13:12 The night is far spent, the day is at hand: let us therefore cast off the works of darkness, and let us put on the armour of light.

                            Romans 16:20 And the God of peace shall bruise Satan under your feet shortly. The grace of our Lord Jesus Christ be with you. Amen.

                            1 Corinthians 7:29 But this I say, brethren, the time is short: it remaineth, that both they that have wives be as though they had none;

                            1 Corinthians 10:11 Now all these things happened unto them for ensamples: and they are written for our admonition, upon whom the ends of the world are come.

                            1 Corinthians 15:51 Behold, I shew you a mystery; We shall not all sleep, but we shall all be changed,

                            Philippians 4:5 Let your moderation be known unto all men. The Lord is at hand.

                            1 Thessalonians 3:13 To the end he may stablish your hearts unblameable in holiness before God, even our Father, at the coming of our Lord Jesus Christ with all his saints.

                            1 Thessalonians 4:15 For this we say unto you by the word of the Lord, that we which are alive and remain unto the coming of the Lord shall not prevent them which are asleep.

                            1 Thessalonians 4:17 Then we which are alive and remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds, to meet the Lord in the air: and so shall we ever be with the Lord.

                            2 Thessalonians 2:2That ye be not soon shaken in mind, or be troubled, neither by spirit, nor by word, nor by letter as from us, as that the day of Christ is at hand.
                            3Let no man deceive you by any means: for that day shall not come, except there come a falling away first, and that man of sin be revealed, the son of perdition;
                            4Who opposeth and exalteth himself above all that is called God, or that is worshipped; so that he as God sitteth in the temple of God, shewing himself that he is God.
                            5Remember ye not, that, when I was yet with you, I told you these things?
                            6And now ye know what withholdeth that he might be revealed in his time.
                            7For the mystery of iniquity doth already work: only he who now letteth will let, until he be taken out of the way.
                            8And then shall that Wicked be revealed, whom the Lord shall consume with the spirit of his mouth, and shall destroy with the brightness of his coming:
                            9Even him, whose coming is after the working of Satan with all power and signs and lying wonders,

                            Hebrews 1:1God, who at sundry times and in divers manners spake in time past unto the fathers by the prophets,
                            2Hath in these last days spoken unto us by his Son, whom he hath appointed heir of all things, by whom also he made the worlds;


                            Hebrews 9:26 For then must he often have suffered since the foundation of the world: but now once in the end of the world hath he appeared to put away sin by the sacrifice of himself.

                            Hebrews 10:37 For yet a little while, and he that shall come will come, and will not tarry.

                            James 5:8 Be ye also patient; stablish your hearts: for the coming of the Lord draweth nigh.

                            1 Peter 1:5 Who are kept by the power of God through faith unto salvation ready to be revealed in the last time.

                            1 Peter 1:7 That the trial of your faith, being much more precious than of gold that perisheth, though it be tried with fire, might be found unto praise and honour and glory at the appearing of Jesus Christ:

                            1 Peter 1:20 Who verily was foreordained before the foundation of the world, but was manifest in these last times for you,

                            1 Peter 4:7 But the end of all things is at hand: be ye therefore sober, and watch unto prayer.

                            1 John 2:18 Little children, it is the last time: and as ye have heard that antichrist shall come, even now are there many antichrists; whereby we know that it is the last time.

                            1 John 4:3 And every spirit that confesseth not that Jesus Christ is come in the flesh is not of God: and this is that spirit of antichrist, whereof ye have heard that it should come; and even now already is it in the world.

                            1 John 2:28 And now, little children, abide in him; that, when he shall appear, we may have confidence, and not be ashamed before him at his coming.

                            1 John 3:2 Beloved, now are we the sons of God, and it doth not yet appear what we shall be: but we know that, when he shall appear, we shall be like him; for we shall see him as he is.

                            Jude 17 But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ; 18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.

                            Revelation 1:1 The Revelation of Jesus Christ, which God gave unto him, to shew unto his servants things which must shortly come to pass; and he sent and signified it by his angel unto his servant John:

                            Revelation 1:3 Blessed is he that readeth, and they that hear the words of this prophecy, and keep those things which are written therein: for the time is at hand.

                            Revelation 1:7 Behold, he cometh with clouds; and every eye shall see him, and they also which pierced him: and all kindreds of the earth shall wail because of him. Even so, Amen.

                            Revelation 3:11 Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.

                            Revelation 22:7 Behold, I come quickly: blessed is he that keepeth the sayings of the prophecy of this book.

                            Revelation 22:12 And, behold, I come quickly; and my reward is with me, to give every man according as his work shall be.

                            Revelation 22:20 He which testifieth these things saith, Surely I come quickly. Amen. Even so, come, Lord Jesus.

                            Revelation 22:6 And he said unto me, These sayings are faithful and true: and the Lord God of the holy prophets sent his angel to shew unto his servants the things which must shortly be done.

                            So as can be seen in all these verses, the end is coming very, very, VERY soon. In fact, it will happen within our lifetimes. GLORY!

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                            • Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

                              I am going to laugh my butt off when I am still alive and well on March 5, 2010. What pathetic ignorants you narrow minded bastards must be,
                              Live. Laugh. Love. <3

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                              • Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

                                Originally posted by charley92 View Post
                                I am going to laugh my butt off when I am still alive and well on March 5, 2010. What pathetic ignorants you narrow minded bastards must be,
                                I don't think you will.
                                Either you'll burn into the Hell fire, and you won't have the time to laugh (but we will, make no mistake), or you will still be here, and that'll mean that Jesus has accomplished a miracle, in which case you won't laugh (but we will, make no mistake), because then you will finally be convinced that God exists.

                                In either case, you're doomed!

                                Mark 16:16
                                He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned.
                                Psalm 1:5
                                Therefore the ungodly shall not stand in the judgment, nor sinners in the congregation of the righteous.

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