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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #1

    WARNING: The Olympics Are Infested With Sodomites!!

    I knew it! I knew it! The queers have taken over the Olympics.

    Vancouver's Games Will Be the Gayest Olympics Ever

    The Olympics are coming out of the closet. These Games will have the first ever Pride House. Two of them, actually: one opened yesterday in Whistler in a cocktail lounge, and the other will open in the heart of Vancouver's West End on Thursday.

    People are saying, in short, it will be the gayest Olympics ever. Not only because of the Pride Houses. Or because of the number of out athletes. But because being gay won't be an invisible part of these Games.

    "I would say it was very emotional at the beginning," said Charley Walters, of the opening speeches in Whistler. He and his reporting partner Tyler Duckworth from Olympics or Bust shoot independent Olympic videos for outlets such as MTV. It's the fifth Games they've covered, and while Walters doesn't want to place too much importance on it, he said today he had a sense of history being made, or "the birth of something that's bound to be an Olympic staple." There were people at the ceremony from cultures where being gay is not only "unacceptable but criminal," but that this is beginning of a new tradition. Then the party started.

    Why here? Why now? According to those involved, it just happens to be the right city at the right time, with a lucky coincidence to start it all off.

    First, the coincidence. In 1992, Brent Benaschak was heading to Vail's gay ski week when Colorado passed Article 2, a piece of homophobic legislation. He decided to found Whistler Gay Ski Week, rather than give a discriminatory state his money. Now one of the biggest in the world, it's an annual event.

    But it's held every February, and no one involved wanted to cancel or relocate this year. So Dean Nelson, who now organizes it, started talking with VANOC and the municipality of Whistler to move the date (it's now in early March). Which got Nelson thinking about the Olympics, how the gay community isn't really represented in them and how they could be.

    There are sure to be almost non-stop parties at Whistler's Pan Pacific Hotel lounge, which is hosting Pride House, but Nelson is also focused on celebrating recent successes in wiping out homophobia, and raising awareness about what still needs to change in sport and elsewhere.

    "Here, in Canada, it's pretty cushy. If you're gay, you're treated like a real human being," he says, while making last minute preparations for the launch. But being gay is illegal in 14 of the countries participating in the Games, and in two, homosexual acts are punishable by death.

    That's why at Vancouver's Pride House too, even though the focus will be on making people feel welcome and safe, creating a space to meet up with friends and even trade pins, they also want to encourage people to share experiences about what conditions are like for gay people in other countries. They'll have maps that show where it's illegal to be gay, where it's punishable by death, where it's legal to be married and where it's not.

    And they'll have refugee counselors on hand. "If there's an athlete, a visitor, or whatever, and they say, 'You know what I can't go back,'" because of facing discrimination in their home country, "we'll have people here to walk them through the process," says Jennifer Breakspear, the executive director of Qmunity, which is hosting Vancouver's Pride House. She says maybe no one will claim asylum at these Games, but in almost every Olympics held in a Western nation, at least one person has.

    Breakspear says the issue of being gay has really come out of the closet recently. And in addition to her initial idea to create the kind of place she herself would want to visit if she was out of town, she knew the prominence of gay issues in the news made it an auspicious time to be hosting people from around the world. "Anywhere in Canada, same sex couples can be legally married. We're not in such a tiny club as when this first happened in 2005, but our immediate neighbors to the south are still fighting for this in most of the states. And most of Europe is still working to get legal same sex marriage."

    Nelson says the Olympics are also a great time to talk about homophobia because eliminating it will help sport itself. He points to Gareth Thomas, the rugby star, who just came out publicly. Thomas told London's Daily Mail newspapers that it was "like a ticking bomb" to live a secret life, and a huge relief to be out. Nelson also points to Brendon Burke, Maple Leafs GM Brian Burke's 21 year old son, who came out publicly at a news conference with the support of his father. Burke is widely credited with breaking down homophobic barriers in hockey, but tragically, he died this weekend in a snow storm car crash.

    Nelson says that being in the closet is like a kind of Achilles heel for athletes. When they're competing, even when they win, "they're scared to death because someone out there might recognize them and out them." Taking that concern away will allow gay athletes to perform at a higher level, as well as be happier. And it will increase the talent pool: drawing in talented athletes who might otherwise turn away from more macho and homophobic sports.

    He says it's possible to get the audiences needed to talk about these issues because it's not just in the world of sport that things are changing. "We have daytime soap operas on TV where there are guys totally making out. We have Glee, with a positive gay character who is the punter on the football team and OK with being in the glee club," says Nelson.

    He said seeing positive characters like these are "inspiring." Almost like the 1960s and 1970s when "you were starting to see more black characters on TV. Gay people have been an invisible minority, and are now becoming more visible." And the fact that audiences are now used to seeing gay characters on TV mean they don't balk at seeing them in the Olympics.

    He and Breakspear both said that this is happening partly because of the time, but also because of the place. "Here in Whistler our, community is very very supportive," says Nelson. We celebrate diversity daily You are given the space to be your complete authentic self. If you are a straight 80 year-old hippy who wants to ski or if you want to be a flaming drag queen and ski down the slopes, you can do it."

    Breakspear says the same is true of Vancouver. "Vancouver is known for being a pretty darn diverse city We have one of the best pride festivals in the world. And we have two of the most well known and visible gay neighborhoods: West End and Commercial Drive."

    Some fairly high profile people agree. In addition to endorsements from Gold-medal athletes like Mark Tewksbury, plus local mayors, Stephen Colbert will be taping his show at the Vancouver Pride House in a couple of weeks.

    Duckworth and Walters say in the future, Pride House will almost certainly be at every Games, with hopefully, greater acceptance for gay athletes.

    "Not to sugar coat it: there are still issues here in Vancouver and Canada," said Breakspear. "It's not all sugar plums and fairies being gay. But it's a pretty sweet place to be gay."

    So it's a good time and place to "wave the flag," and say "Go, gay athletes, go!"
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
  • Aristotle
    On the straight and narrow path to Heaven.
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2009
    • 470

    #2
    Male ice-skaters

    I always knew than any man who ice-skated was a homo. Real men use snowmobiles.

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    • James Hutchins
      True Christian™
      Just a Regular Nice Guy
       
      • Jun 2009
      • 29453

      #3
      Re: WARNING: The Olympics Are Infested With Sodomites!!

      Disgusting. But I did pick on one little tidbit that brightened my day.

      But being gay is illegal in 14 of the countries participating in the Games, and in two, homosexual acts are punishable by death.
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • empacae
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Feb 2010
        • 14

        #4
        Re: WARNING: The Olympics Are Infested With Sodomites!!

        Have you ever seen the two man luge? Tell me that that even wasn't invented by a queer.

        emp

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        • True Disciple
          True Christian™ Creation Scientist
          Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
          Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
          True Christian™
          • Nov 2009
          • 2445

          #5
          Re: WARNING: The Olympics Are Infested With Sodomites!!

          the Olympics always have been a perverted, paganistic festival where immorality runs rampant. The original games, in ancient Greek, consisted of naked men rolling over one another in the mud. Sodomy has always been the main constituent of the Olympics. See the image of an archaeological artifact below, which clearly shows two "wrestlers" performing homosexual acts! (WARNING: not suitable for underage boys or Catholic priests)
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          Sweet Lord Jesus,
          I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
          Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
          Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
          Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
          Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
          Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
          Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

          Amen.

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          • SayvedByTheLord
            Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
            True Christian™
            • May 2007
            • 3151

            #6
            Re: WARNING: The Olympics Are Infested With Sodomites!!

            American football is the only sport that has no homosexuals. Any other sport is filled with flamers, or "pitchers"


            Leviticus 26:27-29

            27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
            28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
            29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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            • empacae
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Feb 2010
              • 14

              #7
              Re: WARNING: The Olympics Are Infested With Sodomites!!

              Originally posted by empacae View Post
              Have you ever seen the two man luge? Tell me that that even wasn't invented by a queer.

              emp
              nuff said
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              • Oakland "Reb" Griner
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2009
                • 2241

                #8
                Re: WARNING: The Olympics Are Infested With Sodomites!!

                The swim teams are riddled with homers too. This one is playing with himself in public:
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                Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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                • Oakland "Reb" Griner
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 2241

                  #9
                  Re: WARNING: The Olympics Are Infested With Sodomites!!

                  Depravities lurk everywhere in wrestling too. I think I am going to have to pray very hard tonight.
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                  Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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