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  • Bobby-Joe
    Landover Security Superviser
    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 18405

    #1

    Poll on Multiple personality Disorder victims

    So how does the Lord judge those with MDS? Please use scripture. Atheists, wickers and can kindly stuff a sock in their opinions.

    Additional questions: Should MDS victims tithe for each personality?

    How should an MDS victim be treated if one of their personalities is a member of DTO?
    13
    Good personalities to Heaven, Bad ones to Hell. (Decent Christian)
    0%
    0
    One is one sin to many for the Lord; all to Hell (Strict Christian)
    0%
    1
    The poor person suffers from a disease and Jesus still loves them (Ned Flanders Christian)
    0%
    0
    MDS is in reality demonic possession. (TRUE Christian)
    0%
    10
    Do you have pictures of people with MDS (internet pervert)
    0%
    2

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  • SUV
    True Christian™ Princess
    The Driving Force behind RA12
    Have at it, anytime!
    • Sep 2006
    • 11027

    #2
    Re: Poll on Multiple personality Disorder victims

    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe
    Additional questions: Should MDS victims tithe for each personality?
    Bobby-Joe, that's a brilliant idea! A Tithe for every single personality!

    A professional diagnosis would not need be required. We need "spotters" up front and center for JESUS in Church beginning this very Sunday! Why, I heard Sister Bertha Betternyou say to her Husband, in the Pew in front of me just yesterday, "Let's go to Denny's after Church to eat!" Ten seconds later, she wants to go to Shoney's. A minute after that, it was Cracker Barrel. Why, that's three separate Tithes Right there!!!

    (Of course you know how Timid we Ladies are - we'll admit to anything you Men suggest, so there shouldn't be much fuss or ruckus kicked up. And I know she has Money because I saw her wearing a brand-new rhinestone-studded Cross necklace!)

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    • Sista Lateefah
      Honorary White Woman.
      True Christian™
      • Mar 2007
      • 522

      #3
      Re: Poll on Multiple personality Disorder victims

      Originally posted by Bobby-Joe
      So how does the Lord judge those with MDS? Please use scripture. Atheists, wickers and can kindly stuff a sock in their opinions.
      And Jesus asked him, saying, What is thy name? And he said, Legion: because many devils were entered into him. And they besought him that he would not command them to go out into the deep. And there was there an herd of many swine feeding on the mountain: and they besought him that he would suffer them to enter into them. And he suffered them. Then went the devils out of the man, and entered into the swine: and the herd ran violently down a steep place into the lake, and were choked. - Luke 8:30-33

      Maybe I's not readin' this right, but it look to me like they needta find theyselves some pigs by a lake, then they needsta come to the LORD and axe the Lord to drive them debbils out. And it look like if they is sincere, then the Lord gonna throw them debbils into them pigs and them debbil pigs is gonna drown theyselves. But if they doesn't do that, I's bettin' they's gonna burn in Hell when they die. Obviously, the Lord have curseded them with debbils fo' a reason.
      Additional questions: Should MDS victims tithe for each personality?
      If they wants the Lord to help them get them debbils out, they needsta do everythang they can to get in His favor. So I think they should.
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      "He went on CNN and he laughed at us, and he said, 'They'll never get me because Allah will protect me. Allah will protect me.' Well, you know what? I knew that my God was bigger than his. I knew that my God was a real God and his was an idol." - Lt. General William G. Boykin

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      • Unsaved and Loving It
        Unsaved Trash, Foul Worthless Garbage Hellbound Sinner
        Forum Member
        • Jun 2007
        • 308

        #4
        Re: Poll on Multiple personality Disorder victims

        Hmm... You know, I'm almost inclined to believe that it is demonic possesion. And I would vote for it, but the voices are telling me that if I do, I'll die in my sleep. So, yah. Not gonna go there.
        Hai guiz wuts goin on in dis internet?

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556

          #5
          Re: Poll on Multiple personality Disorder victims

          Originally posted by Unsaved and Loving It View Post
          Hmm... You know, I'm almost inclined to believe that it is demonic possesion. And I would vote for it, but the voices are telling me that if I do, I'll die in my sleep. So, yah. Not gonna go there.
          It wouldn't surprise me one bit. Jesus has probably got you on His shortlist. Better tithe right now before its too late.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Sister Noddy
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2007
            • 1843

            #6
            Re: Poll on Multiple personality Disorder victims

            Originally posted by Unsaved and Loving It View Post

            Hmm... You know, I'm almost inclined to believe that it is demonic possesion. And I would vote for it, but the voices are telling me that if I do, I'll die in my sleep. So, yah. Not gonna go there.
            Hmm ... ya got that right, Unsaved --- I was just thinking the same thing

            Sure does look like demonic possession --- there are some mental illnesses that are just over the top --- ya know?

            --- not gonna go there either

            1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
            1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


            1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

            Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
            Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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            • Rachael Van Helsing
              HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
              • Sep 2006
              • 5131

              #7
              Re: Poll on Multiple personality Disorder victims

              You get my opinion whether or not you want it, BJ.

              People with MPD shouldn't be shunned, it is hardly their fault.

              ............................Tithing for each personality?? You're as bad as the transit officers on the trains here who get a kick out of writing fines!
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              Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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