Introducing My Archbishop

[Father Thomas Martin]

This is Archbishop Timothy Michael Dolan. He is the Archbishop of Milwaukee (My ministry is in the Archdiocese of Milwaukee). On my ordination day, I took a vow of respect and obedience to him and his successors.

Before he was archbishop over here, most of his work was in the Archdiocese of St. Louis (where he was monsignor, then auxiliary bishop). I must say, he is truly the right man for us (he gets straight to the point, yet connects with the people).

For more information about him, go to:

http://www.archmil.org/bishops/ArchbishopDolan.asp

See what you think of him.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I think he's a dress-wearing pedophile who does the bidding of satan via his representative here on earth, the Antichrist roman pope.

You mary worshipers ake me sick.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: Introducing My Archbishop

I did a quick search on this guy's D.O.F. dossier and under "Number of altar-boys buggered: " it says -199999999. Does that mean that there was an integer overflow?

[Father Thomas Martin]

Re: Introducing My Archbishop

I think he's a dress-wearing pedophile who does the bidding of satan via his representative here on earth, the Antichrist roman pope.

You mary worshipers ake me sick.

Quite "gentle", aren't you, making personal attacks. Oh, and, since Benedict XVI has never claimed to be Christ, he shouldn't die until the Second Coming, right?

BTW, you haven't updated my title yet: Try something crazy, like "Eucharist-Adoring Rhino," or if you want to be nasty, try "Fervent Ardent Holy See Representative Paramecium!"

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Introducing My Archbishop

This is Archbishop Timothy Michael Dolan. He is the Archbishop of Milwaukee (My ministry is in the Archdiocese of Milwaukee). On my ordination day, I took a vow of respect and obedience to him and his successors.

Before he was archbishop over here, most of his work was in the Archdiocese of St. Louis (where he was monsignor, then auxiliary bishop). I must say, he is truly the right man for us (he gets straight to the point, yet connects with the people).

For more information about him, go to:

http://www.archmil.org/bishops/ArchbishopDolan.asp

See what you think of him.

Is he married? Does he have children?
1 Timothy 3:1 This is a true saying, If a man desire the office of a bishop, he desireth a good work.
3:2 A bishop then must be blameless, the husband of one wife, vigilant, sober, of good behaviour, given to hospitality, apt to teach;
3 Not given to wine, no striker, not greedy of filthy lucre; but patient, not a brawler, not covetous;
4 One that ruleth well his own house, having his children in subjection with all gravity;
5 (For if a man know not how to rule his own house, how shall he take care of the church of God?)

[Bobby-Joe]

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"Archbishop", is that slange for tallywacker?

[Father Thomas Martin]

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Is he married? Does he have children?
1 Timothy 3:1 This is a true saying, If a man desire the office of a bishop, he desireth a good work.
3:2 A bishop then must be blameless, the husband of one wife, vigilant, sober, of good behaviour, given to hospitality, apt to teach;
3 Not given to wine, no striker, not greedy of filthy lucre; but patient, not a brawler, not covetous;
4 One that ruleth well his own house, having his children in subjection with all gravity;
5 (For if a man know not how to rule his own house, how shall he take care of the church of God?)

I believe Paul was talking about DEACONS here-Deacons can be married if they're already married when they get ordained...

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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I believe Paul was talking about DEACONS here-Deacons can be married if they're already married when they get ordained...

Yeah that makes sense: God's talking about Deacons which is why He explicitly states "Bishop" . That makes a lot of sense, Tommy.

[Father Thomas Martin]

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Yeah that makes sense: God's talking about Deacons which is why He explicitly states "Bishop" . That makes a lot of sense, Tommy.

No, Paul said DEACONS-Your Krud Jokey Villainy (notice the caps) distorted it to say Bishop, because you want bishops married...

[roserougesang]

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*waves hello to the Archbishop*

[Brother Temperance]

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No, Paul said DEACONS-Your Krud Jokey Villainy (notice the caps) distorted it to say Bishop, because you want bishops married...

Oh, I'm sorry, let's look it up in one of the many English-language Bibles the Catholic Church produced when it had a monopoly over men's minds throughout the whole of Europe, shall we? Oh, what's that you say Sooty, they didn't produce any? Because they didn't want ordinary people to be able to read the Bible and find out about the ways in which they distorted it? And that's one of the many reasons that anyone associated with that whore Church is damned to eternal hellfire? How very sad.

[Unsaved and Loving It]

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I did a quick search on this guy's D.O.F. dossier and under "Number of altar-boys buggered: " it says -199999999. Does that mean that there was an integer overflow?

Going by memory, 64 bit machines can do more than that.

Mmm, from what I can read here, the maximum for a 64 bit processor is 18446744073709551615. After an integer overflow, ya usually just get a null value. Depends on the system.

[Joo (Quarantined)]

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Going by memory, 64 bit machines can do more than that.

Mmm, from what I can read here, the maximum for a 64 bit processor is 18446744073709551615. After an integer overflow, ya usually just get a null value. Depends on the system.

In other words the D.O.F. is using ancient machines.