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  • Father Thomas Martin
    Pedantic Pubescent Pedophile Papist Proselytizer
    • Jul 2007
    • 1015

    #1

    A University?

    Have you considered starting a big-time university (You could even join the NCAA and be a contender like Oral Roberts University-though Georgetown, Boston College, Gonzaga, or Marquette could beat you any day!)
    ACTS 5:29

    But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
    There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?
  • H. Montague Worthington
    True Christian™ Entrepreneur
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 2716

    #2
    Re: A University?

    You've honestly never heard of Landover Baptist University?

    Landover Baptist University Announces New Advanced Degree in Motherhood

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    • Homertard
      Glue Huffer claims to be an elderly Nazi
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Jul 2007
      • 668

      #3
      Re: A University?

      I would like to buy you out of the Uni.

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      • Father Thomas Martin
        Pedantic Pubescent Pedophile Papist Proselytizer
        • Jul 2007
        • 1015

        #4
        Re: A University?

        Originally posted by H. Montague Worthington View Post
        You've honestly never heard of Landover Baptist University?

        Landover Baptist University Announces New Advanced Degree in Motherhood
        You might wanna go NCAA...But you'd still be no match for Georgetown, Gonzaga, Marquette, Boston College, or Notre Dame!
        ACTS 5:29

        But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
        There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?

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        • Brother V
          True Christian™ Nitric Oxide
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 3481

          #5
          Re: A University?

          Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
          You might wanna go NCAA...But you'd still be no match for Georgetown, Gonzaga, Marquette, Boston College, or Notre Dame!
          No match at what?

          Producing heathens that will go to hell when they die?

          NCAA violations?

          What criteria do you propose comparing the universities by?

          The only thing in life that matters (and in death that matters) is where one goes after they die. And we mop the floor with cathylick schools on that.

          V
          Judges 9:21 And Jotham ran away, and fled, and went to Beer, and dwelt there, for fear of Abimelech his brother.

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          • H. Montague Worthington
            True Christian™ Entrepreneur
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 2716

            #6
            Re: A University?

            LBU has a strict policy of not playing sports because of the revealing uniforms, Title IX, and race-mixing.

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            • Bobby-Joe
              Landover Security Superviser
              Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
              NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 18405

              #7
              Re: A University?

              Originally posted by H. Montague Worthington View Post
              LBU has a strict policy of not playing sports because of the revealing uniforms, Title IX, and race-mixing.
              Teams sports is an open license to commit homer sex orgies in the locker rooms. If you have teams sports you mind as well hand out condoms and anal lubricant when the players go to change. God protect us from the unspeakable things that go on in secular school locker rooms.

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              • Homertard
                Glue Huffer claims to be an elderly Nazi
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Jul 2007
                • 668

                #8
                Re: A University?

                Uni, eh? We want it.

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78556

                  #9
                  Re: A University?

                  Originally posted by Omerta View Post
                  I would like to buy you out of the Uni.
                  Hit the Paypal button at the bottom of this page and send in your payment. Everything's for sale at the right price.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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