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  • Father Thomas Martin
    Pedantic Pubescent Pedophile Papist Proselytizer
    • Jul 2007
    • 1015

    #1

    Got a lotta haters and a lotta homies...

    The hierarchy at LBC hates me because of my Catholic faith, as well as my opposition to spousal abuse and capital punishment.

    But a few posters see the sincerity, and treat me with respect due any human being. (The LBC says they're all "unsaved trash")

    So, I gotta take the good with the bad...
    ACTS 5:29

    But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
    There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?
  • Bobby-Joe
    Landover Security Superviser
    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 18405

    #2
    Re: Got a lotta haters and a lotta homies...

    Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
    The hierarchy at LBC hates me because of my Catholic faith, as well as my opposition to spousal abuse and capital punishment.
    No friend, we do not hate you, we hate your sin. If you had $5,000 one of our pastors would be up there in Wisconsin for a one on one Christian spiritual counseling session in heart beat to bring you to Jesus.

    Is it wrong to want to help Thomas?

    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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    • Father Thomas Martin
      Pedantic Pubescent Pedophile Papist Proselytizer
      • Jul 2007
      • 1015

      #3
      Re: Got a lotta haters and a lotta homies...

      Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
      No friend, we do not hate you, we hate your sin. If you had $5,000 one of our pastors would be up there in Wisconsin for a one on one Christian spiritual counseling session in heart beat to bring you to Jesus.

      Is it wrong to want to help Thomas?
      Your charging $5000 is simony (named after Simon the magician, who tried to buy the apostles' power-and got a SHARP rebuke from Peter).

      We've always considered simony a mortal sin.
      ACTS 5:29

      But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
      There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?

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      • Bobby-Joe
        Landover Security Superviser
        Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
        NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 18405

        #4
        Re: Got a lotta haters and a lotta homies...

        Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
        Your charging $5000 is simony (named after Simon the magician, who tried to buy the apostles' power-and got a SHARP rebuke from Peter).

        We've always considered simony a mortal sin.
        Simon the Magician didn’t get a rebuke from Peter, Simon the Magician got killed by Peter’s prayers.

        We are not offering money for any spiritual endorsement from you Father Thomas, nor even charging for access to God (though the Catholic church would fine ones to be indignant about that) We are charging for time with one of our highly skilled Christian life coaches. The spiritual equivalent of a personal trainer. I guarantee that after a week with one of Spiritual Consolers you will be begging for Jesus to save you Father Thomas.

        Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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        Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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        • Sister Noddy
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2007
          • 1843

          #5
          Re: Got a lotta haters and a lotta homies...

          Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post

          No friend, we do not hate you, we hate your sin. If you had $5,000 one of our pastors would be up there in Wisconsin for a one on one Christian spiritual counseling session in heart beat to bring you to Jesus.

          Is it wrong to want to help Thomas?
          Bobby-Joe, your intent and the intent of the other fine pastors and brothers of this church to bring Fr Thomas and also others here including myself 'to Jesus' is admirable, and we are not questioning that ---

          --- let's ask Fr Tom --- Reverend, were you baptized in water and the Holy Spirit at any time of your life? --- as an infant --- a child?

          (I too was baptized as an infant by an ordained minister, in water and the Holy Spirit)

          Of course we already know that Fr Tom was properly educated and ordained into Holy Orders --- as a priest of the Roman Church (which founded Christianity in the first place)

          (I too was confirmed as an Anglican-Episcopalian by a Reverend Bishop, and after completing studies was licensed by that Bishop to serve as a minister of the Eucharist)

          --- so if our baptism and in addition our accomplishments in the ministries of Jesus for many years in real apostolic churches are not considered enough to to get us 'saved' --- then I sure don't know what is

          1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
          1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


          1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

          Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
          Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78556

            #6
            Re: Got a lotta haters and a lotta homies...

            Originally posted by minister noddy View Post
            Bobby-Joe, your intent and the intent of the other fine pastors and brothers of this church to bring Fr Thomas and also others here including myself 'to Jesus' is admirable, and we are not questioning that ---

            --- let's ask Fr Tom --- Reverend, were you baptized in water and the Holy Spirit at any time of your life? --- as an infant --- a child?

            (I too was baptized as an infant by an ordained minister, in water and the Holy Spirit)

            Of course we already know that Fr Tom was properly educated and ordained into Holy Orders --- as a priest of the Roman Church (which founded Christianity in the first place)

            (I too was confirmed as an Anglican-Episcopalian by a Reverend Bishop, and after completing studies was licensed by that Bishop to serve as a minister of the Eucharist)

            --- so if our baptism and in addition our accomplishments in the ministries of Jesus for many years in real apostolic churches are not considered enough to to get us 'saved' --- then I sure don't know what is

            Lady, you have no standing here. Jesus does not recognize girl pastors, bishops or whatever fake titles you false christians want to give yourselves, and neither do we. It is just disgusting the way you latch yourself onto this boy-buggering mary worshiper in a pathetic attempt at legitimacy. The Holy Bible is quite clear on the role of females, and its only because you are completely unfamiliar with that Holy document that allows you to pose as a Man of God.

            1 Corinthians 14:34-36
            Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law. And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.


            Get back in the kitchen where you belong, lady.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Father Thomas Martin
              Pedantic Pubescent Pedophile Papist Proselytizer
              • Jul 2007
              • 1015

              #7
              Re: Got a lotta haters and a lotta homies...

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              Lady, you have no standing here. Jesus does not recognize girl pastors, bishops or whatever fake titles you false christians want to give yourselves, and neither do we. It is just disgusting the way you latch yourself onto this boy-buggering mary worshiper in a pathetic attempt at legitimacy. The Holy Bible is quite clear on the role of females, and its only because you are completely unfamiliar with that Holy document that allows you to pose as a Man of God.

              1 Corinthians 14:34-36
              Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law. And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.


              Get back in the kitchen where you belong, lady.
              Hey! The Catholic Church will never allow women to be priests, but that doesn't mean they don't have a role! The girls can be altar servers, and the grown women can be lectors and Eucharistic ministers (there are even a few female acolytes-altar assistants).

              1. Without women, there would be no men post-Adam...
              2. Most of the bad things done in the Bible-were done by men!
              ACTS 5:29

              But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
              There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?

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              • Rachael Van Helsing
                HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                • Sep 2006
                • 5131

                #8
                Re: Got a lotta haters and a lotta homies...

                Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
                The hierarchy at LBC hates me because of my Catholic faith, as well as my opposition to spousal abuse and capital punishment.

                But a few posters see the sincerity, and treat me with respect due any human being. (The LBC says they're all "unsaved trash")

                So, I gotta take the good with the bad...
                Whine whine whine whine.
                The priests of your faith certainly seem less caring and more sharing when it comes to spreading their 'love' amongst innocent young altarboys.
                sigpic
                Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                • weeping_willow
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Jul 2007
                  • 21

                  #9
                  Re: Got a lotta haters and a lotta homies...

                  Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                  Whine whine whine whine.
                  The priests of your faith certainly seem less caring and more sharing when it comes to spreading their 'love' amongst innocent young altarboys.
                  A couple priests stray away from God, and you make assumptions about the entire group. You're no better than the pastors here at Landover!

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                  • Cardinal Bishop Maul
                    Forum Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Jul 2007
                    • 7

                    #10
                    Re: Got a lotta haters and a lotta homies...

                    Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                    Whine whine whine whine.
                    The priests of your faith certainly seem less caring and more sharing when it comes to spreading their 'love' amongst innocent young altarboys.
                    "And they brought young children to him, that he should touch them: and his disciples rebuked those that brought them. But when Jesus saw it, he was much displeased, and said unto them, Suffer the little children to come unto me, and forbid them not: for of such is the kingdom of God." Mark 10: 13-14

                    Jesus would not have it any other way. The One True Church delivers its limitless love to all whom seek the hospices of the heavenly kingdom, rather they be little boys or little girls. So we will continue to touch them and suffer them to come unto us as Jesus did. Their young supple bodies yearn for the glory of Christ. Every time I see a pair of young rosy cheeks smiling at me I can't help but minister Christ's message to them.
                    The Holy Roman Catholic Church taketh its Holy Sword, the United States of America, and resurrect the Holy Crusades and finish what the Inquisition started!!! The Infallible Pope Palpatine XVI and his minion Darth Dubya shall bringeth about an age such as the World hath never seen.

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                    • Rachael Van Helsing
                      HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 5131

                      #11
                      Re: Got a lotta haters and a lotta homies...

                      Originally posted by weeping_willow View Post
                      A couple priests stray away from God, and you make assumptions about the entire group. You're no better than the pastors here at Landover!
                      ONE priest raping a young boy is too many! It shouldn't happen at ALL! And it was a lot more that 'just a couple'. Do you actually follow these things when they're reported, or do you just close your ears and hear only what you want to hear?
                      sigpic
                      Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                      • Sister Noddy
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Jun 2007
                        • 1843

                        #12
                        Re: Got a lotta haters and a lotta homies...

                        Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post

                        Hey! The Catholic Church will never allow women to be priests, but that doesn't mean they don't have a role! The girls can be altar servers, and the grown women can be lectors and Eucharistic ministers (there are even a few female acolytes-altar assistants).

                        1. Without women, there would be no men post-Adam...
                        2. Most of the bad things done in the Bible-were done by men!
                        This is exactly right, pastors-brothers-sisters of Landover; this is historically and traditionally valid.

                        The Anglican church, even though she separated herself from the Pope several centuries ago, maintained the catholic (universal) Liturgy of the Word, and other trappings of the Holy Eucharist; special feasts; the liturgical calendar; the saints days.

                        This is called tradition. In our view, any church that has dropped the liturgy-tradition-reason of the original catholic (universal church) doctrine is no longer a full Christian church.

                        In modern times (past couple of decades) our Episcopal branch of the Anglican church has allowed ordination of women to the priesthood and orders of the laity. That of course is not in keeping with the Vatican; our churches differ in this doctrine.

                        I speak for what I know to be historical fact about the Christian religion, where it comes from, and what it means. Your standalone website Baptist group has almost no understanding of the ancient traditions that are the foundation of the faith you so ferverently believe; that is, you know plenty of Bible verses but you are mixing chronology and history, and seem to have little idea where the Bible came from or what it originally meant from a traditional theological viewpoint. I do have standing, in that I'm telling the truth as best I know it.
                        1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
                        1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


                        1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

                        Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
                        Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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                        • Father Thomas Martin
                          Pedantic Pubescent Pedophile Papist Proselytizer
                          • Jul 2007
                          • 1015

                          #13
                          Re: Got a lotta haters and a lotta homies...

                          Originally posted by Cardinal Bishop Maul View Post
                          "And they brought young children to him, that he should touch them: and his disciples rebuked those that brought them. But when Jesus saw it, he was much displeased, and said unto them, Suffer the little children to come unto me, and forbid them not: for of such is the kingdom of God." Mark 10: 13-14

                          Jesus would not have it any other way. The One True Church delivers its limitless love to all whom seek the hospices of the heavenly kingdom, rather they be little boys or little girls. So we will continue to touch them and suffer them to come unto us as Jesus did. Their young supple bodies yearn for the glory of Christ. Every time I see a pair of young rosy cheeks smiling at me I can't help but minister Christ's message to them.
                          Well said, Your Eminence! I am so proud to belong to the Church...
                          ACTS 5:29

                          But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
                          There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?

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                          • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
                            Scientific Advisor
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 2373

                            #14
                            Re: Got a lotta haters and a lotta homies...

                            You fairies sicken me.
                            Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"

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                            • Sister Noddy
                              True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Jun 2007
                              • 1843

                              #15
                              Re: Got a lotta haters and a lotta homies...

                              Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post

                              Well said, Your Eminence! I am so proud to belong to the Church...
                              Ummm ... Fr Tom, if you say so ... you gonna go along with this new Cardinal Bishop now? ---

                              --- do you see the disgusting pictures he's got for his sig? --- have you gone mad?

                              I'm sticking with my own church, thanks.

                              1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
                              1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


                              1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

                              Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
                              Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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