Godly Music that true Christians™ can be proud of

[HellboundGreaser]

With songs like "To hell with the Devil" and "Soldiers under command" how can we not give props to these artists of the lord. And anyone with "Cross" in their name must be in the lords good graces. And extra points for the unoffensive imagry on the cover! After all what true Christian™ doesn't love a pink flamingo?

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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I don't know who those ladies are, but they are dressed like sluts. They are not dressed like good True Christian(tm) women should.

1st Peter 3:1 Likewise, ye wives, be in subjection to your own husbands; that, if any obey not the word, they also may without the word be won by the conversation of the wives;
1st Peter 3:2 While they behold your chaste conversation coupled with fear.
1st Peter 3:3 Whose adorning let it not be that outward adorning of plaiting the hair, and of wearing of gold, or of putting on of apparel;

Furthermore they look like they sing the "heavy metal rock and roll", which is Satan's music. I am proud to say I've burned over 5,000 rock and roll records in my life as a pastor. It's so wonderful to see the smiles of your congregation reflect in the light of the flickering fire as Ozzy Osbourne and AC/DC albums melt before your eyes.

As for Christopher Cross, he is a hellbound rock and roller just as well. He and his pals Michael McDonald and Kenny Loggins took the Devil's music and wrapped it in the smooth pill of "Yacht Rock" to entice California yuppies of the 1980's to indulge in a life of materialism and greed. There is no doubt that the pink flamingo on the cover is some kind of underground homo code so that flamboyant gay rock and rollers can identify one of their own.

Young man, I think you need to get your head out of record stores and put it in the pages of the King James Bible.

[Halleluyah Rob]

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Simply disgusting, how dare you imply these homer transvestite sluts are associated with True Christiandom™?

Leviticus 20:13- "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."

[Meek and Humble]

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[PerfectlyDeluded]

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So what would be considered okay music to listen if you are Christian?...I think those are men Pastor : X

[Meek and Humble]

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Christians should listen to hymns. There's no need for anything else.

If those creatures are men, they need to read their Bibles!

1 Corinthians 11:14 Doth not even nature herself teach you, that, if a man have long hair, it is a shame unto him?

"The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God." -- Deuteronomy 22:5

"I will punish ... all such as are clothed with strange apparel." -- Zephaniah 1:8

1 Corinthians 6: 9Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,
10Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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So what would be considered okay music to listen if you are Christian?...I think those are men Pastor : X

There is already a thread on this topic HERE.

Kindly use the Godly "search" feature before posting questions or creating new threads. Chances are we have already addressed your concern.

[Levi Jones]

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Look at the beautiful and accurate White Jesus art accompanied to one of my favorite hymns, "What a Friend We Have in Jesus."

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

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I was told by my brother that this is actually a folk version of a Prayer. Quite pleasant despite not understanding it at all.

Is it acceptably Christian though? Advice please. Yours expectantly, MacUinnean.

[Soulless Husk]

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I for one think that Landover Baptist Church should release a soundtrack of approved True Christian™ music.

[PerfectlyDeluded]

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Christians should listen to hymns. There's no need for anything else.

If those creatures are men, they need to read their Bibles!

1 Corinthians 11:14 Doth not even nature herself teach you, that, if a man have long hair, it is a shame unto him?

"The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God." -- Deuteronomy 22:5

"I will punish ... all such as are clothed with strange apparel." -- Zephaniah 1:8

1 Corinthians 6: 9Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,
10Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.

Okay thanks.

Umm...probably not...they dont look like the reading sort....

[Meek and Humble]

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That's a shame. I hope they manage to save themselves before dying and going to hell.

[PerfectlyDeluded]

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That's a shame. I hope they manage to save themselves before dying and going to hell.

I doubt it....but nice of you to hope.