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  • Larry Lee
    Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
    True Christian™ Theologian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 4464
    #1

    CHENEY NOW PRESIDENT/SAVIOR!!

    Brothers and Cistern, LIFT UP YOUR VOICES IN THANKSGIVING! The Lord God has moved His hand across our great nation, and He has seen fit to install DICK CHENEY as our President/Savior. Hallelujah.

    Godly President Cheney's predecessor (the cravenly liberal George Bush, who refused to nuke Satan where Satan lives in Iran) has ceded all power unto our Immanent President Cheney, a savior unto the American people, a savior who has appeared at the moment when we need his stern leadership the most. Let the fireworks begin!

    Bush To Cede Power To VP

    WASHINGTON - President Bush will undergo a routine colonoscopy Saturday and temporarily [ha ha ha ha *wink* *wink*] hand presidential powers over to Vice President Dick Cheney, the White House said.

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19872260/
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    • Homertard
      Glue Huffer claims to be an elderly Nazi
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Jul 2007
      • 668
      #2
      Re: CHENEY NOW PRESIDENT/SAVIOR!!

      Bush has been removed from office???

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        • Father Maurice Lester
          Ring-kissing Papist dog
          • Sep 2006
          • 3366
          #3
          Re: CHENEY NOW PRESIDENT/SAVIOR!!

          I sense a very confusing moment for the entire nation. How is it possible for Mr. Cheney, master blaster of hunting partners, to sit in the White House while Mr. Bush jr is in the hospital having his colonoscopy?

          Cheney can't be two places at once and there is little doubt when Bush's doctors look where they look they will find Shotgun Dick stuffed far up towards the end of the Presiduntial rectal cavity!



          Bless you, my remedievil dreamer,
          Father Mo




          A Cardinal in the making.

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            • Joo
              International JOO and fellow-travelling Communiss.
              Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
              • Jun 2007
              • 831
              #4
              Re: CHENEY NOW PRESIDENT/SAVIOR!!

              Originally posted by Omerta View Post
              Bush has been removed from office???
              Bush is getting a medical procedure done and while that's happening Cheney will have Presidential powers. He's like a steward for a King.

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                • Homertard
                  Glue Huffer claims to be an elderly Nazi
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Jul 2007
                  • 668
                  #5
                  Re: CHENEY NOW PRESIDENT/SAVIOR!!

                  I was hoping for something more permant but we can't have everything.

                  This guy the vice pesident?

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                    • Bobby-Joe
                      Landover Security Superviser
                      Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                      NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 18405
                      #6
                      Re: CHENEY NOW PRESIDENT/SAVIOR!!

                      Originally posted by Omerta View Post
                      I was hoping for something more permant but we can't have everything.

                      This guy the vice pesident?
                      Did you bother to read the article? Mr Cheny's status as the fouth branch of the US government is widely known; Executive, Legislative, Judicial and Vice-Presidency.

                      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                      Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78555
                          #7
                          Re: CHENEY NOW PRESIDENT/SAVIOR!!

                          Praise Jesus! This means we can call off the elections. I am praying hard that Jesus gives us Dick for another 8 years! GLORY!!
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • Joo
                              International JOO and fellow-travelling Communiss.
                              Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                              • Jun 2007
                              • 831
                              #8
                              Re: CHENEY NOW PRESIDENT/SAVIOR!!

                              Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                              Did you bother to read the article? Mr Cheny's status as the fouth branch of the US government is widely known; Executive, Legislative, Judicial and Vice-Presidency.
                              Thank you for enlightening me. I don't know much of anything about the U.S. Government, because I am too lazy to find out for myself. Instead, I enjoy tossing out hateful and sarcastic one-liners. I am a self-indulgent fool who spends all his time masturbating and watching Oprah.
                              Last edited by Pastor Ezekiel; 07-21-2007, 02:17 AM. Reason: grammar errors corrected

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                                • Elmer Christianson
                                  True Christian™
                                  True Christian™
                                  • Oct 2006
                                  • 133
                                  #9
                                  Re: CHENEY NOW PRESIDENT/SAVIOR!!

                                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                  Praise Jesus! This means we can call off the elections. I am praying hard that Jesus gives us Dick for another 8 years! GLORY!!
                                  This is all fine and good, Brother Zeke. But I think this is also a time for Mr Cheney to do something about that embarrassing daughter of his. We certainly aren't ready for a lezbean princess are we?
                                  Investment Portfolio = Canned Goods, Automatic Weapons and a KJV1611 Bible!

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                                    • lilith
                                      Night Hag
                                      • Sep 2006
                                      • 1232
                                      #10
                                      Re: CHENEY NOW PRESIDENT/SAVIOR!!

                                      A colonoscopy huh?

                                      Probably I shouldn't say what I'm thinking....
                                      In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.

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                                        • Homertard
                                          Glue Huffer claims to be an elderly Nazi
                                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                          • Jul 2007
                                          • 668
                                          #11
                                          Re: CHENEY NOW PRESIDENT/SAVIOR!!

                                          I've heard rumors over the net, that Bush has died...like I said, it's a rumor.

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                                            • Larry Lee
                                              Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
                                              True Christian™ Theologian
                                              True Christian™
                                              • Sep 2006
                                              • 4464
                                              #12
                                              Re: CHENEY NOW PRESIDENT/SAVIOR!!

                                              Originally posted by Omerta View Post
                                              I've heard rumors over the net, that Bush has died...like I said, it's a rumor.
                                              Bite your tongue but tell us more...
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                                                • Homertard
                                                  Glue Huffer claims to be an elderly Nazi
                                                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                                  • Jul 2007
                                                  • 668
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: CHENEY NOW PRESIDENT/SAVIOR!!

                                                  People have been saying he passed away today. And that he had died very recently. like I said, this could be nonsense.

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                                                    • Larry Lee
                                                      Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
                                                      True Christian™ Theologian
                                                      True Christian™
                                                      • Sep 2006
                                                      • 4464
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: CHENEY NOW PRESIDENT/SAVIOR!!

                                                      Originally posted by Omerta View Post
                                                      People have been saying he passed away today. And that he had died very recently. like I said, this could be nonsense.
                                                      and yet....Who would deney the ring of truth to it? I will retire to my prayer closet and seek the Lord.
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                                                        • Brother V
                                                          True Christian™ Nitric Oxide
                                                          True Christian™
                                                          • Sep 2006
                                                          • 3481
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: CHENEY NOW PRESIDENT/SAVIOR!!

                                                          Since no one has updated this.

                                                          Doctors removed five small growths from President Bush's colon Saturday after he temporarily transferred the powers of his office to Vice President Dick Cheney under the rarely invoked 25th Amendment.
                                                          It's not FOX news, but it's correct anyway.

                                                          Let's have a contest. Name the 5 Polyps.. I'll start, the top 5 names (as picked by Jesus) will be the official names for the pains in Bush's Ass.

                                                          Cindy Sheehan
                                                          Nancy Pelosi
                                                          Valeria Plame


                                                          That's all I could come up with right now.

                                                          Everyone join in.

                                                          YIC
                                                          V
                                                          Judges 9:21 And Jotham ran away, and fled, and went to Beer, and dwelt there, for fear of Abimelech his brother.

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