[robert12345]

Re: Is Landover real?

You and Robert, who doubt JESUS, ~ARE~ the only fools 'on here'.

I don't think you believe in Jesus, pastor.
What Christian would want his religion sound so cruel utterly stupid and .

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Is Landover real?

I don't think you believe in Jesus, pastor.
What Christian would want his religion sound so cruel utterly stupid and .

Friend, as we have said, we believe in the ENTIRE Bible, not just the feel-good parts. Either you accept GOD completely or you burn in hell. It's just that simple.

[robert12345]

Re: Is Landover real?

Friend, as we have said, we believe in the ENTIRE Bible, not just the feel-good parts. Either you accept GOD completely or you burn in hell. It's just that simple.

I'm not trying to offend you, but can you be 100% sure the Bible is the actual word of God?

[Ixi]

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The Bible is just the word of a bunch of scribes.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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The Bible is just the word of a bunch of scribes.

Prove it you demonized Harlot. Don't make claims you cannot back up.

[robert12345]

Re: Is Landover real?

Prove it you demonized Harlot. Don't make claims you cannot back up.

Bats, pi, planet Earth, physics...and many more.

But I think something needs to be proven first in order to be disproved. Have you proven the Bible yet?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Is Landover real?

Bats, pi, planet Earth, physics...and many more.

But I think something needs to be proven first in order to be disproved. Have you proven the Bible yet?

Yes. The Bible says that God created you and here you are. It is self-evident.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Have you proven the Bible yet?

Of course the Bible is the Word of God. If you don't believe this church and its Godly pastors, then you can look it up for yourself in the Bible:

2Ti 3:16 All scripture [is] given by inspiration of God, and [is] profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:

Are you calling Almighty God a liar?

[robert12345]

Re: Is Landover real?

Of course the Bible is the Word of God. If you don't believe this church

and its Godly pastors, then you can look it up for yourself in the Bible:

2Ti 3:16 All scripture [is] given by inspiration of God, and [is] profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:

Are you calling Almighty God a liar?

Scripture doesn't prove scripture. Everyone can write a book and include a sentence about its innerancy and divine inspiration.

Well, he did lie about creation and "the flood", so yes (but I don't believe in gods, so...)

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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You know bobby, the bottom line here is this: Even though you choose to reject the love of Jesus and worship satan, that doesn't serve as proof that God doesn't exist. The Holy KJV1611 Bible is the LITERAL Word of God. Why can't you get that through your thick head? God did not dictate the Bible to King James in 1611 with the caveat, "By the way, feel free to pick and choose the parts that you like.".

At Landover Baptist Church, we accept the ENTIRE Bible, as God commands. We do not mollycoddle sodomites, tree-huggers, feminazis, monkey-worshippers or satan worshippers. If that seems "cruel" or "fake" to you, then maybe it is high time that you take a hard look at your own pathetic life.

We are quite used to degenerates like you, waltzing in to our Godly forum and spewing hatred at Jesus. But Jesus called you here for a reason, bobby. Maybe He wants you to change your perverted lifestyle.

If you desire to understand our beliefs, you can look HERE. I will be praying that Jesus accept you and cleanse you with His blood.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Is Landover baptist church a real church?
I find it awfully funny. And it's definitely to fundamental to be true.

I mean... Who believes Earth is flat in the 21st century. So not real.

If it is true, I apologize for insulting you.

Robbie

You truly don't believe people can be this fundamental and stupid? Whoa are you naive.
You obviously haven't met some of the people I've met, who have wanted to have me exorcized.
These people are roughly about the same as that lot, except that this lot have, unfortunately, a whole website dedicated to them....

[Remy Lebeau]

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This may be a surprise for you, but Earth is in fact a planet. A spherical one.

I thought most "sane" Christians don't take the Bible literally. It is your right, but it makes you... extremely dumb. It's like saying bats are birds.

Bible is a great moral book, but it should not be taken literally. It's almost 2000 years old.

Bats ARE birds. Jesus decides which beast are put into what category. Not some horse buggering monkey worshiping pseudo scientist living in his mother's basement making up stupid theories. The only true science is biblical science. It's your right(by secular law) to believe in some zit faced nerd and his overactive imagination, but that makes you... extremely dumb and heading headlong into the Lake of Fire.

I have been filled with the Holy Spirit. I will tell you how the Bible is to be read, not the other way around. You are getting 100 infraction points for your disrespect towards a True Christian™.

[Glendora Christianson]

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You truly don't believe people can be this fundamental and stupid? Whoa are you naive.
You obviously haven't met some of the people I've met, who have wanted to have me exorcized.
These people are roughly about the same as that lot, except that this lot have, unfortunately, a whole website dedicated to them....

Of course, I am upset about being called stupid by Ms. Von Hellboinker, but she has a good point that I'd like to expand on . . . we do have our own website, and it happens to be http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q...=Google+Search the number 2 hit on google when you search for Baptist Church. By the way, American Baptist Churches, USA is temporarily in the #1 postion, but as soon as Satan is defeated, it will fade into the dust bunny laden back hall of seldom noticed second page hits on Google - Praise Jesus!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Speaking of top hits on Google....try this out. Type 'miserable failure' into the Google search engine and see what you get.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Speaking of top hits on Google....try this out. Type 'miserable failure' into the Google search engine and see what you get.

Well what do you know? I got your photograph!

Jesus wins every time, witch.