IM BACK :D

[The Jabba Master]

I’m back and I’ve brought a few questions with me;

1. If Jesus was Resurrected, Why do you people have problems with Zombie story’s?

2. If were all “Gods children“, what makes Jesus so special?

3. Why is hell underneath the ground? And cant God and Lucifer talk this out like Civilized beings?

4. If gospel music is the only good music …. Why did god make it so boring?

And finally,

5. If god is so Important, Why cant he give himself a name?

[SalvationSeeker]

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1. If Jesus was Resurrected, Why do you people have problems with Zombie story’s?

Because Jesus was not a zombie. He was ressurected, as had He only been sleeping.

While a zombie is (theoretically of course, they don't exist) a mindless creature, and it isn't even the person who it once was:
The soul is not in the body and all driving it forward is a blood-crazed demon.
It certainly has nothing in common with Jesus.

2. If were all “Gods children“, what makes Jesus so special?

You're not God's child.
Your father is Satan. You're satan's child.
Just read the Bible, fool.

3. Why is hell underneath the ground? And cant God and Lucifer talk this out like Civilized beings?

Why is the sky blue?
But hell also serves as central heating for Earth, without it, Earth would be alot colder.

Why would God need to talk about anything?
He can crush satan like a bug at any moment, He simply chooses to not do so.
Instead, He is going to lock satan in hell at the end times, where he will have nothing to do but torture you sinners forever.

4. If gospel music is the only good music …. Why did god make it so boring?

This question is too retarded to dignify with an answer.

5. If god is so Important, Why cant he give himself a name?

He has a name, you idiotic moron.
Jesus Christ!

[Sista Lateefah]

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Foul sinner, you's just been caught in a lie. You had said that you had a disorder which caused you ta misspell everythang. But with the exceptation o' one word ("story's" = "stories"), they wasn't nothin' misspelled up in there (though I did notice thatchoo had several punctuatation and capitalizitation problems up in there). You is a lie and the truth is not in you. You's just here to troll God's Favorite Forum.

[The Jabba Master]

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Because Jesus was not a zombie. He was ressurected, as had He only been sleeping.

While a zombie is (theoretically of course, they don't exist) a mindless creature, and it isn't even the person who it once was:
The soul is not in the body and all driving it forward is a blood-crazed demon.
It certainly has nothing in common with Jesus.

heheh thats were your wrong. Zombies are still people they just have a Craveing for Flesh, jeasus is reserected just like Zombies.
oh and im talking about the real stuff not your Movie Magic Poodo

You're not God's child.


Your father is Satan. You're satan's child.
Just read the Bible, fool.

HAH i have i sugjest you do the same

Why is the sky blue?
But hell also serves as central heating for Earth, without it, Earth would be alot colder.

You have got to be Fracking kidding me ... Read a Sciance Book and Soon Its Not Saten its the Earths Natrual Magma

Why would God need to talk about anything?
He can crush satan like a bug at any moment, He simply chooses to not do so.

... yeah thats why and Satan being almost as strong as him has nothing to do with it...

Instead, He is going to lock satan in hell at the end times, where he will have nothing to do but torture you sinners forever.

ok yeah you defenatly havent read the bible or else you would realize that God already did that

This question is too retarded to dignify with an answer.

CoughCowerdCough

He has a name, you idiotic moron.
Jesus Christ!

ok THATS IT, Jesus Christ Was its son, Jesus wasnt god

Foul sinner, you's just been caught in a lie. You had said that you had a disorder which caused you ta misspell everythang.

Its called SpellCheack i desided to use it on that post

[Bobby-Joe]

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I’m back and I’ve brought a few questions with me;

1. If Jesus was Resurrected, Why do you people have problems with Zombie story’s?

It is quite reasonable to object to someone’s mind being maliciously damaged by drugs until they are left in a semi-conscious suggestible state. That is what zombism really is Jabba, not the cheesy flesh eating dead creatures of those movies

2. If were all “Gods children“, what makes Jesus so special?

He is also God. Ever heard of The Trinity? (no, I am not talking about the androgynous Canukstani bimbo in that transvestite freak fest The Matrix movies)

3. Why is hell underneath the ground? And cant God and Lucifer talk this out like Civilized beings?

Ask Lucifer why he wants to rebel against God. As a Jedi you should be in constant communications with him.

4. If gospel music is the only good music …. Why did god make it so boring?

It’s boring because wickedness is exciting. Adults are supposed to have more self-control than indulge in wicked things because they “fun” because they are wrong. All secular music is meant to do is encourage people to touch themselves.

5. If god is so Important, Why cant he give himself a name?

Why does He need one? He is by definition unique. It is not like there a crowd of all power beings out there. It’s not like we can go into The God Hall, there is a crowd of Gods so when you yell out “Yo’ God” they all turn to what’s up with the ruckus you'r punk ass is making. Then you get pissed and scream out “Which one of you bitches is God?”. So the Gods get pissed in return and being pimp slapping your butt because you were dissing them in their own crib. Finally one of the Gods ends up busting a cap on you and you are dead.

That doesn't happen so God only needs to be called God.

[The Jabba Master]

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It is quite reasonable to object to someone’s mind being maliciously damaged by drugs until they are left in a semi-conscious suggestible state. That is what zombism really is Jabba, not the cheesy flesh eating dead creatures of those movies

no thats a Vegatative state also do more resurch on Zombies there is more information on it

He is also God. Ever heard of The Trinity? (no, I am not talking about the androgynous Canukstani bimbo in that transvestite freak fest The Matrix movies)

ok 1 i hated those movies more then anyone hear (who ever played Trinaty in those movies sucks at acting as much as Keanu Reaves)
2 no i havent becuse from what ive heard of you people have said as a constent "only the bible is the true sorce of God" so in other words everything else is just a theary

Ask Lucifer why he wants to rebel against God. As a Jedi you should be in constant communications with him.

Wrong. first your thinking of the sith as the sith are more inline with the Lucifer's way of thinking. Secondly Jedi do try and Stop fights but we dont deal with Beings outside of our Plane of Existence

It’s boring because wickedness is exciting. Adults are supposed to have more self-control than indulge in wicked things because they “fun” because they are wrong.

who ever said that Injoying music is "Wicked" needs to learn how to loosen up

All secular music is meant to do is encourage people to touch themselves.

Obvously you are vary closed minded when it comes to thease things

Why does He need one? He is by definition unique. It is not like there a crowd of all power beings out there. It’s not like we can go into The God Hall, there is a crowd of Gods so when you yell out “Yo’ God” they all turn to what’s up with the ruckus you'r punk ass is making. Then you get pissed and scream out “Which one of you bitches is God?”. So the Gods get pissed in return and being pimp slapping your butt because you were dissing them in their own crib. Finally one of the Gods ends up busting a cap on you and you are dead.

That doesn't happen so God only needs to be called God.

Ok first of all this was a retorical Question, as the god in the the Koran, the Tora, and the bible are the same god. Secondly How dare you try and put me in with the Idiots on the street i dont talk like that and i personaly think any one who dose talk like that needs to be slaped with a Dictionary

[SalvationSeeker]

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heheh thats were your wrong. Zombies are still people they just have a Craveing for Flesh, jeasus is reserected just like Zombies.
oh and im talking about the real stuff not your Movie Magic Poodo

And when did Jesus have a craving to eat (human) flesh?
FOOL.

HAH i have i sugjest you do the same

Oh really?
So sinners aren't children of the devil then, contrary to what the Holy Bible says?

Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do.
He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him.
When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it.
John 8:44

Whosoever abideth in him sinneth not: whosoever sinneth hath not seen him, neither known him.
Little children, let no man deceive you: he that doeth righteousness is righteous, even as he is righteous.
He that committeth sin is of the devil; for the devil sinneth from the beginning.
For this purpose the Son of God was manifested, that he might destroy the works of the devil.
Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God.
In this the children of God are manifest, and the children of the devil:
Whosoever doeth not righteousness is not of God, neither he that loveth not his brother.
1 John 3:6-10

ok yeah you defenatly havent read the bible or else you would realize that God already did that

You really need to stop inflating your ego, fool.
You have no idea what you're talking about.

Jesus will not seal satan in hell until Revelation 20:2.. and only for a thousand years.
And that is AFTER antichrist has ruled the world and put his mark on everyone but us believers..
Has that happened yet? No, of course not.

And it's not until Revelation 20:10 that satan is finally and eternally thrown into the lake of fire, never to leave it again.
Which of course, is even later than Rev 20:2..

Good job at making yourself look like a total fool, oh great biblical scholar.
Really, If you haven't read the Bible properly, then it's not a very good idea to argue about it with a theologian..

ok THATS IT, Jesus Christ Was its son, Jesus wasnt god

Oh REALLY, great scholar? Was He now? Give me a verse for that maybe?
Let's see what we can find instead?

I and my Father are one.
John 10:30

For there are three that bear record in heaven, the Father, the Word*, and the Holy Ghost:
And these three are one.
1 John 5:7


*John 1:14..
And the Word was made flesh, and dwelt among us, (and we beheld his glory, the glory as of the only begotten of the Father,) full of grace and truth.
John 1:14

In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.
John 1:1

Oh, look at that.. Seems like you as usual have no idea whatsoever..
What a surprise!

But thanks for some good laughs at your expense, fool.

[Brother Temperance]

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I’m back and I’ve brought a few questions with me;

Oh. I'd been hoping the liberals had you put down, the way they did to your vegetable pal Schiavo.

1. If Jesus was Resurrected, Why do you people have problems with Zombie story’s?

Because they're not true. Can you honestly not tell the difference between a bunch of made-up, implausible nonsense and the life of Christ?

2. If were all “Gods children“, what makes Jesus so special?

Have you come back from the dead? Can you walk on water?

...skipping some retarded questions that have already been answered...
5. If god is so Important, Why cant he give himself a name?

That's a pretty stupid question.
Exodus 34:14 For thou shalt worship no other god: for the LORD, whose name is Jealous, is a jealous God.
He has a name; His name is Jealous. Do you really want to get Jealous mad at you?

no thats a Vegatative state also do more resurch on Zombies there is more information on it

So are you in one of these vegetative states?

Ok first of all this was a retorical Question, as the god in the the Koran, the Tora, and the bible are the same god.

Yes. That explains why the mudslimes worship Allah and murder True Christians™, doesn't it?

Secondly How dare you try and put me in with the Idiots on the street

Of course we shouldn't put you in with them. Your carers probably don't allow you to go out in the street at all, do they?

i dont talk like that and i personaly think any one who dose talk like that needs to be slaped with a Dictionary

I think a demon of irony has infected your posting.

And when did Jesus have a craving to eat (human) flesh?
FOOL.

Too right! Jesus wants us to eat His flesh, not the other way around!

[SalvationSeeker]

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Exodus 34:14 For thou shalt worship no other god: for the LORD, whose name is Jealous, is a jealous God.
He has a name; His name is Jealous. Do you really want to get Jealous mad at you?

Indeed.
Really, this only goes to prove that Jabba has no clue whatsoever about anything Biblical..
As God has quite a few names!

I am the LORD: that is my name:
And my glory will I not give to another, neither my praise to graven images.
Isaiah 42:8

So God is named Jealous, LORD, Jesus Christ, Father/Abbas, The Holy Ghost/Spirit. (And a few more used by early Christians like Moses.)
Wonder if they have to be used separetely or if a combination is acceptable?
I better discuss this with my fellow theologians down at LBC university.

Too right! Jesus wants us to eat His flesh, not the other way around!

My sentiments exactly, brother.

[The Jabba Master]

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[quote=Brother Temperance;85298]Oh. I'd been hoping the liberals had you put down, the way they did to your vegetable pal Schiavo.[quote]
Im not a Liberal and im not a conservative, im a mixture of both and what i am is an amarican

Because they're not true. Can you honestly not tell the difference between a bunch of made-up, implausible nonsense and the life of Christ?

and what makes those nonsence and the life of Christ not nonsence?

Have you come back from the dead? Can you walk on water?

yes and yes

That's a pretty stupid question.
Exodus 34:14 For thou shalt worship no other god: for the LORD, whose name is Jealous, is a jealous God.
He has a name; His name is Jealous. Do you really want to get Jealous mad at you?

and thats a pretty stupid answer... are we evan now?

Yes. That explains why the mudslimes worship Allah and murder True Christians™, doesn't it?

allah is another word for God you idiot

I think a demon of irony has infected your posting.

and I think idiosy has enterd yours

Too right! Jesus wants us to eat His flesh, not the other way around!

so jesus wants us to be canabuls and eat him? by the gods hes a monster

[Bobby-Joe]

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no thats a Vegatative state also do more resurch on Zombies there is more information on it

Why? The basic point is zombifaction is a malicious attack on someone from a charlatan “sorcerer”. Only a secularist could view that is a good thing.

ok 1 i hated those movies more then anyone hear (who ever played Trinaty in those movies sucks at acting as much as Keanu Reaves)
2 no i havent becuse from what ive heard of you people have said as a constent "only the bible is the true sorce of God" so in other words everything else is just a theary

Yes and, The Trinity is a FACT jack, written by God Himself in The Bible. Jesus is part of that. He is 1/3 of the being that is God.

Wrong. first your thinking of the sith as the sith are more inline with the Lucifer's way of thinking. Secondly Jedi do try and Stop fights but we dont deal with Beings outside of our Plane of Existence

Which why you are in regular communication with Satan because you have rejected God, a being from another Plane of Existence. Just listen to Force Jabba Master and it will tell you why Satan hates God.

who ever said that Injoying music is "Wicked" needs to learn how to loosen up

So suddenly murdering unborn babies is “enjoyable”. You Jedi would have had a fun time with Hitler.

Obvously you are vary closed minded when it comes to thease things

Nonsense. I am open to what ever God has to say about it.

Ok first of all this was a retorical Question, as the god in the the Koran, the Tora, and the bible are the same god.

No they are not. God is God, not Allah. It says God is called God right in The Bible.

Secondly How dare you try and put me in with the Idiots on the street i dont talk like that and i personaly think any one who dose talk like that needs to be slaped with a Dictionary

Yes, Jabba Master, how could anyone possible take you for a gibberish talking fool who ineptly distorts the English language?

[SalvationSeeker]

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Im not a Liberal and im not a conservative, im a mixture of both and what i am is an amarican

An amarican?
And where exactly do your people come from and live? Amarica?

and what makes those nonsence and the life of Christ not nonsence?

Because they are made-up movies and even their creator (George Lucas) admits so.
The life of Jesus is real and non-nonsense, and the Creator of ALL (God) testifies so.

yes and yes

I rest my case.
What a totally retarded twit you are.

and thats a pretty stupid answer... are we evan now?

It's from the Bible. God wrote the Bible.
Are you calling God stupid, fool?

allah is another word for God you idiot

No. That'd be Al-ilah in the satanic language known as Arabic.
But it's beside the point, "Allah" is NOT the true God. No matter what they call him.

so jesus wants us to be canabuls and eat him? by the gods hes a monster

What is a canabul?
And Jesus wants us to eat Him yes, but not literally, cause He is the Word made flesh after all..
And "Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God." (Matthew 4:4)

That's what Jesus was talking about in John 6..
We're not cathylicking wannabe cannibals.

[Brother Temperance]

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Im not a Liberal and im not a conservative, im a mixture of both and what i am is an amarican

Well, I don't think anyone could accuse you of being a member of the liberal elite, that's for sure. By the way, you missed "ti-" out of that sentence.

allah is another word for God you idiot

You honestly can't tell the difference between God and Satan?

and I think idiosy has enterd yours

Ok, now I KNOW you're putting it on.

so jesus wants us to be canabuls and eat him? by the gods hes a monster

There's something appropriate about that: swearing by false "gods" when making a false statement.

[GothicDragon (Quarantined)]

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Yes and, The Trinity is a FACT jack, written by God Himself in The Bible. Jesus is part of that. He is 1/3 of the being that is God.

You realize that Jesus NEVER CLAIMED that he was the son of god, that role was attributed to him AFTER HIS DEATH.

[Sista Lateefah]

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You realize that Jesus NEVER CLAIMED that he was the son of god, that role was attributed to him AFTER HIS DEATH.

And lo a voice from heaven, saying, This is my beloved Son, in whom I am well pleased. - Matthew 3:17

And Simon Peter answered and said, Thou art the Christ, the Son of the living God. And Jesus answered and said unto him, Blessed art thou, Simon Barjona: for flesh and blood hath not revealed it unto thee, but my Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 16:16-17

While the Pharisees were gathered together, Jesus asked them, Saying, What think ye of Christ? whose son is he? They say unto him, The son of David. He saith unto them, How then doth David in spirit call him Lord, saying, The LORD said unto my Lord, Sit thou on my right hand, till I make thine enemies thy footstool? If David then call him Lord, how is he his son? And no man was able to answer him a word, neither durst any man from that day forth ask him any more questions. - Matthew 22:41-46

But Jesus held his peace, And the high priest answered and said unto him, I adjure thee by the living God, that thou tell us whether thou be the Christ, the Son of God. Jesus saith unto him, Thou hast said: nevertheless I say unto you, Hereafter shall ye see the Son of man sitting on the right hand of power, and coming in the clouds of heaven. - Matthew 26:60-64 (He was talkin' about they scriptures, which had confirmded that He be the Son of God.)

And thass just from the Gospel of Matthew. If you wants me to post the scriptures from the other gospels where He confirm that He be the Son of God, I be mo' than happy to. I don't think thatchoo wantsa make yoself look mo' ignant than you already has, though. Insteada just talkin' outcho behind about stuff you don't even know, maybe you should READ the Bible(KJV1611) and come to Him befo'e it be too late.