Proving Once and For All that God is FALSE...the debate is over

[robert12345]

Proving Once and For All that God is FALSE...the debate is over

Sunday school teachers and youth pastors might want to take note of this, I think this is a very effective demonstration that
will offer irrefutable proof to children of all ages that God is nothing but a LIE drummed up by Jews and Christians to lead
people away from sanity and intelligence.

For this experiment you will need:
the bible(signed by pastor Al, so the effect is greater)
image of Jesus or/and American flag
matches



First, wrap the bible with the flag and glue the image of Jesus on it..
After having done this , give a brief description of some scientific fallacies in the bible such as bats, creation, flood....
Remind them that Christians say the KJV bible is the one true word of God, heavenly dictated to King James' minions.

Next, put the wrapped bible on the floor and take the matches. There are bound to be some shrieks of horror and shouts of
anger, but pay no attention. Proceed with the experiment in The Name of common sense and physics.

Then burn the Bible and the flag and the image.

As the bible is slowly disappearing in flames, be sure to point out to the children that God and Jesus don't appear to be trying
to save it and smite you for doing such hellish experiments, and that in fact, it is turning into ashes. Feel free to ad lib here,
you can rant about eternal hellfire and damnations for blasphemers such as yourself, or you can shout at them about Christ and the apocalypse...it doesn't really matter, the visual part of the demonstration will be most effective.



In most cases you'll survive the experiment, so there is no God. Scientifically proven.


Yours in seeking the Truth
Robbie

I you say it doesn't work that way... Evolution also doesn't work as you described it so we're even.

[SUV]

Re: Proving Once and For All that God is FALSE...the debate is over

I would give you warning points, but since I'm just a woman, it would feel too much like "voting."

But I'm sure one of our Good and Godly Pastors will be along shortly to attend to you

[robert12345]

Re: Proving Once and For All that God is FALSE...the debate is over

I would give you warning points, but since I'm just a woman, it would feel too much like "voting."

But I'm sure one of our Good and Godly Pastors will be along shortly to attend to you

Feel free to give me warning points. After all, women do have the right to vote.

[Brother V]

Re: Proving Once and For All that God is FALSE...the debate is over

Why am I reminded of the story of Elijah and the priests of Baal? (1 Kings 18)

In case you aren't familiar with the story, here's how it goes.

There was a famine in Israel, brought on by God, because the people of Isreal started worshipping Baalim (verse 18)

So Elijah laid down a challenge between the priests of Baal and himself (the prophet of the One God) (verse 19)

So here's the challenge.

23 Let them therefore give us two bullocks; and let them choose one bullock for themselves, and cut it in pieces, and lay it on wood, and put no fire under: and I will dress the other bullock, and lay it on wood, and put no fire under:

24 And call ye on the name of your gods, and I will call on the name of the LORD: and the God that answereth by fire, let him be God. And all the people answered and said, It is well spoken.

So the bad guys did it, and nothing happened. (verse 26)

So Elijah mocked them (verse 27)

So the bad guys went Combichrist on themselves to get Baal's attention.

28 And they cried aloud, and cut themselves after their manner with knives and lancets, till the blood gushed out upon them.

But still nothing...

So they quit...

Then it was Elijah's turn.

So Elijah built an altar out of 12 stones (for the 12 tribes) (Verses 31, 32)

They put the wood up, and dug a trench. Then they put the sacrifice on the altar... (Verse 33)

Then, they covered it with water... then again, then again Verses 34, 35)

Then Elijah prayed...

36 And it came to pass at the time of the offering of the evening sacrifice, that Elijah the prophet came near, and said, LORD God of Abraham, Isaac, and of Israel, let it be known this day that thou art God in Israel, and that I am thy servant, and that I have done all these things at thy word.

37 Hear me, O LORD, hear me, that this people may know that thou art the LORD God, and that thou hast turned their heart back again.

38 Then the fire of the LORD fell, and consumed the burnt sacrifice, and the wood, and the stones, and the dust, and licked up the water that was in the trench.

Did you see that, Prayer, caused it to be burnt, and the wood, AND the stones, AND the dust, AND even the WATER!

God is that good!

Then Elijah killed all the false prophets of Baal! (Verse 40)

PRAISE JESUS!!!

YIC
V

[Wash O'Hanley]

Re: Proving Once and For All that God is FALSE...the debate is over

It's good to see that a debate that has been raging since the dawn of man and is responsible for the deaths of millions of people can be resolved in less words than the microwave directions on the packaging of a Chimichanga.

[robert12345]

Re: Proving Once and For All that God is FALSE...the debate is over

God is that good!

What about this?


2 Kings 2
23: And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head.
24: And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.

If God existed, he would smite me for burning His word, Jesus and his favourite country's flag.

[robert12345]

Re: Proving Once and For All that God is FALSE...the debate is over

Another proof:

As Jim Carey said: Smite me, Oh mighty smiter(and do it in next 30 seconds)

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Hello, Are you there, God?

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Nope, still nothing...

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Final conclusion: There is no God.

[Brother V]

Re: Proving Once and For All that God is FALSE...the debate is over

What about this?


2 Kings 2
23: And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head.
24: And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.

If God existed, he would smite me for burning His word, Jesus and his favourite country's flag.

How do you figure? In Jesus favorite country, there is this thing called the first amendment, which allows freedom of speech.

Many people consider flag burning to be a version of the expression of freedom of speech.

Why would Jesus smite you for exercising your rights as an American?

V

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Proving Once and For All that God is FALSE...the debate is over

Another proof:

As Jim Carey said: Smite me, Oh mighty smiter(and do it in next 30 seconds)

Final conclusion: There is no God.

Friend,

You will be smited, it will just take time. God promised Adam death if he ate the apple in the garden and sure enough Adam died 900 years later. You do need to go to The Bible; the prince of darkness himself Bill Clinton was smited by God with heart diseases for Clinton’s eight years of national depravity. In left coast cities like Sin Fransissyco thousands of homers are dying slowly from AIDs. God will get you in His time, not yours. Further more I guarantee you will be choking on your words after we Christians reclaim America. You won't be doubting God exists Mr Smarty pants when you have the barrel of a DoF agent's firearm in your face.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Proving Once and For All that God is FALSE...the debate is over

In most cases you'll survive the experiment, so there is no God. Scientifically proven.

Son, you have serious issues with 'science', but let's get to the meat of your argument and put it to rest. GOD doesn't have the time to be smiting everyone. He picks and chooses. And it would be counterproductive for Him to smite all unbelievers anyway, because then JESUS would have no reason to return and start Armageddon. So your entire train of thought is derailed.

We happen to know when JESUS is coming back and it is soon. And we know WHY he is coming back: To eradicate the muslims from the earth once and for all.

We also know the Al Qaeda 20 year plan for world domination, which will prompt JESUS' return (this is accurate information):

Sept 11, 2001 to 2003 when the Americans entered Baghdad.
"The Awakening" of the Islamic nation, in which the mudslums hit 'The head of the serpent' as they say.

2003 to December 31, 2007
"The Eye-Opening" of the Islamic nation during which Al Qaeda will become 'a mushrooming, invincible and popular' trend.

2007 to 2010
"The Arising and standing up" when Syria, Turkey and Israel will be directly targeted.

2010 to 2013
Moderate Arab governments will fail. America will still be overextended militarily and cannot do anything about it. The international medium of exchange will revert to gold and the American dollar will fail.

2013 to 2016
Al Qaeda will establish the first Mudslum caliphate since 700 CE and will destroy Israel once and for all.

2016 to 2020
Al Qaeda will have sufficient nuclear weapons to start the "total confrontation" to kill EVERY non-muslim in the world, destroy all democracies and establish a world caliphate under the law of Sharia.

[robert12345]

Re: Proving Once and For All that God is FALSE...the debate is over

Son, you have serious issues with 'science', but let's get to the meat of your argument and put it to rest. GOD doesn't have the time to be smiting everyone. He picks and chooses. And it would be counterproductive for Him to smite all unbelievers anyway, because then JESUS would have no reason to return and start Armageddon. So your entire train of thought is derailed.

You're forgetting those fancy titles: omnipotent, omnipresent...

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Proving Once and For All that God is FALSE...the debate is over

You're forgetting those fancy titles: omnipotent, omnipresent...

"All capabale" doesn't mean "On demand" sinner.