How did this happen?

[Kazoo]

I leave for a week or so, and when I come back, both Joo and Omerta have been quarantined? What's the rationale behind this, if you don't mind me asking? I certainly don't remember either of them flaming, making lewd, sexual statements, openly and vulgarly insulting the member body, etc....

[Sister Rebecca]

Re: How did this happen?

They are boring and useless. Neither have anything worthwhile to share with the community. Equally they show no new signs of wanting to be Saved.

[Kazoo]

Re: How did this happen?

Okay... You got bored of them, so you threw them away... Got it.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: How did this happen?

Okay... You got bored of them, so you threw them away... Got it.

Certainly not! They were asked to contribute something to the church....a story about their introduction to christ; an agreement to use more soap on their bodies in general and and less lather on their genital areas; a small financial contribution to the Landover general fund now that costs have gone up so that we may continue to bring the Word of God to the masses of starving Africans in the hope of saving a soul or two before they all perish of AIDS and hunger in God's benevolence, or write at least ONE COMPLETE SENTENCE IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE! Sadly, they were not able to accomplish any of these simple tasks and were sent back to what the mexes in the garden call "escuela". I trust that you will be more successful.

[Kazoo]

Re: How did this happen?

Well, thank you for answering my question and I certainly hope that I do not fail to meet your expectations then.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: How did this happen?

I leave for a week or so, and when I come back, both Joo and Omerta have been quarantined? What's the rationale behind this, if you don't mind me asking? I certainly don't remember either of them flaming, making lewd, sexual statements, openly and vulgarly insulting the member body, etc....

Well pretty much they turned out to be a pair of morons who thought they could troll this forum, as if it is possible to attack Jesus favorite forum. While their efforts to attack Christ were pathetically amusing Christ told us they were hijacking too many threads and Quarantine was the only Godly solutions.

As we have said before, you posters are only guests here.

[Unsaved and Loving It]

Re: How did this happen?

Okay... You got bored of them, so you threw them away... Got it.

Like the little kid who got tired of his favourite toy: It hit the bin.

I know both Omerta and Joo away from here. Omerta got pretty tired of arguing here anyway. As for Joo... Well, he wasn't too happy about the restrictions. But he seemed to find it amusing nonetheless.

Although, I'll be sure to let Joo know that Christ himself noted his activities. I'm sure he'll be flattered.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: How did this happen?

I know both Omerta and Joo away from here. Omerta got pretty tired of arguing here anyway.

I'm not surprised. It must take a lot of effort to be that dumb, no wonder he couldn't keep it up.

Although, I'll be sure to let Joo know that Christ himself noted his activities. I'm sure he'll be flattered.

Matthew 10:29 Are not two sparrows sold for a farthing? and one of them shall not fall on the ground without your Father.
30 But the very hairs of your head are all numbered.
31 Fear ye not therefore, ye are of more value than many sparrows.

There you have it: Joo may be worth less than a common swine, but he's slightly more valuable than a sparrow.

[Unsaved and Loving It]

Re: How did this happen?

I'm not surprised. It must take a lot of effort to be that dumb, no wonder he couldn't keep it up.

I actually agree. Arguing here is kind of pointless. That's why I don't argue. Just spout a wise word here and there, and let all else take it's course.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: How did this happen?

I actually agree. Arguing here is kind of pointless. That's why I don't argue. Just spout a wise word here and there, and let all else take it's course.

I don't recall you "spouting a wise word" in any of your posts. To be honest your posts have not been memorable at all, outside of their insipidness. You are embracing the same mind-numbing inanity that got your two hellbound buddies locked up in quarantine. You may think that you are escaping the wrath of God by avoiding direct conflict with our True Christian™ evangelizing, but you are not.

Instead of adopting the role of village idiot, why not just read the Bible and accept Jesus' love?

Ecclesiastes 2:13 Then I saw that wisdom excelleth folly, as far as light excelleth darkness.
2:14 The wise man's eyes are in his head; but the fool walketh in darkness: and I myself perceived also that one event happeneth to them all.

[Unsaved and Loving It]

Re: How did this happen?

Good to see you too, Zeke. I see you're still in your cheery disposition.

If God exists, and he does exist in the ways you say he does, then you would be correct, avoiding direct confrontation would be stupid and pointless. However at the same time, that depends upon The Holy Spirit existing in the first place. So that means I'll just have to wait until death to see if I've made the right choice.

And if I don't believe in him, and I embrace him, that would make him even angrier than if I didn't in the first place. False worship is dishonourable, you know.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: How did this happen?

Good to see you too, Zeke. I see you're still in your cheery disposition.

If God exists, and he does exist in the ways you say he does, then you would be correct, avoiding direct confrontation would be stupid and pointless. However at the same time, that depends upon The Holy Spirit existing in the first place. So that means I'll just have to wait until death to see if I've made the right choice.

And if I don't believe in him, and I embrace him, that would make him even angrier than if I didn't in the first place. False worship is dishonourable, you know.

To reject Christ's gift is the more dishonourable than anything I can think of. By the time Jesus kills you, it will be far too late to say "oops, guess I was wrong, can I have another chance?". Jesus does not suffer fools gladly. You have one chance. Reject it, and you are as good as dead to the Saviour of Mankind.

And by the way, I'd be realllly careful with joking around about the Holy Ghost. That sort of blasphemey will get you a one-way ticket to the flames of hell, no questions asked, end of story, fate sealed.

[Unsaved and Loving It]

Re: How did this happen?

Who's joking? I sure as hell wasn't. I was stating the conditions for the truth of my theory. Wasn't to say he doesn't exist. I never said "Oh yeah. I'm probably going to hell. But since God doesn't exist, no problemo".

Never assume.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: How did this happen?

Who's joking? I sure as hell wasn't. I was stating the conditions for the truth of my theory. Wasn't to say he doesn't exist. I never said "Oh yeah. I'm probably going to hell. But since God doesn't exist, no problemo".

Never assume.

"What if God exists?" What are you, some kind of atheist fundamentalist??? The proof for God is existence is every ware. If God doesn't exists how do you explain wasps? Only a God as malicious as God could create something that reproduces by subjecting another creature to a slow, painful death.

[Unsaved and Loving It]

Re: How did this happen?

"What if God exists?" What are you, some kind of atheist fundamentalist??? The proof for God is existence is every ware. If God doesn't exists how do you explain wasps? Only a God as malicious as God could create something that reproduces by subjecting another creature to a slow, painful death.

Even better: Why could not the creature simply dig it's way through the hosts skin/exoskeleton and use the blood stream to infest vital organs with it's young. There would be bountiful nutrients for not just the young, but the mother creature as well. All the while, the host would feel a giant pain as every one of it's internal organs are chewed on by tiny little creatures, and one big one. Of course at this point if the subject were human, the host would be determined to put a stick of dynamite (or other sufficient explosive substance in it's mouth and to ignite it, in order to alleviate the pain.

If God was the epitome of all things, Sadism really isn't a natural quality in living creatures