I'm BACK!!

[GothicDragon (Quarantined)]

I'm BACK did you miss me?!?
awww....come on, admit it, you missed me....
i was on Vaccation ...and then i was just too lazy to get my computer...


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--Dragon

[Bobby-Joe]

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I'm BACK did you miss me?!?
awww....come on, admit it, you missed me....
i was on Vaccation ...and then i was just too lazy to get my computer...


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--Dragon

I do hope you are here to do something else besides disrupting this forum. Pastor Al has this forum under a prayer covering that protects this forum with Christ's power against trolls, hackers, witches, atheists, Goths, secularists, homers, Furries, Joos, Satanists, Democrats, Mudslimes, Hamites and the like. Their demons, malicious software and familiar spirits are cast out. Their legal injunctions and logic are useless against us. This forum is a sin free zone. GLORY!

If you are back to discuss Christ and His message you are welcome. Otherwise I will cast you into the pit of the User Quarantine forums were you can suffer in darkness with the rest of the trolls.

[GothicDragon (Quarantined)]

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I do hope you are here to do something else besides disrupting this forum. Pastor Al has this forum under a prayer covering that protects this forum with Christ's power against trolls, hackers, witches, atheists, Goths, secularists, homers, Furries, Joos, Satanists, Democrats, Mudslimes, Hamites and the like. Their demons, malicious software and familiar spirits are cast out. Their legal injunctions and logic are useless against us. This forum is a sin free zone. GLORY!

If you are back to discuss Christ and His message you are welcome. Otherwise I will cast you into the pit of the User Quarantine forums were you can suffer in darkness with the rest of the trolls.

...really, 'cause it is not working then.....i'm a Gothic Witch with a bit of Atheisim......you might want to look into getting a Box Protector for the forum. it is a little cardboard box just big enough to fit over your computer monitor. (they sell them at box stores.)

*hums along to Linkin Park and Billy Talent*

[Unsaved and Loving It]

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Otherwise I will cast you into the pit of the User Quarantine forums were you can suffer in darkness with the rest of the trolls.

Strange that I haven't been thrown there yet.

Oh well. Nice to see you back. Always good to have more people around the board.

[Deaner]

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Strange that I haven't been thrown there yet.

Careful what you wish for. In Quarantine the only thing separating you from hell is a flimsy chain link fence covered in demon spunk and tufts of human hair. It's damp and cold; the shrieks of horror from satan's rape rooms are piped in around the clock. Cryptic, undecipherable messages are scratched into the walls with homemade shivs...

"It's been two thousand years you a**holes"

"You've got to be kidding me"

and...

"Pass me the Bible; I'm out of kleenex"

Much better if you stay here in the company of True Christians, tithe regularly and ask Baby Jesus to forgive your sins on an hourly basis. Good luck friend.

[Brother Temperance]

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...really, 'cause it is not working then.....i'm a Gothic Witch with a bit of Atheisim.

Thus proving beyond all possible doubt that all atheists are witches! They may try and cover it up, but Jesus always wins in the end!

[Bobby-Joe]

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...really, 'cause it is not working then.....i'm a Gothic Witch with a bit of Atheisim......you might want to look into getting a Box Protector for the forum. it is a little cardboard box just big enough to fit over your computer monitor. (they sell them at box stores.)

*hums along to Linkin Park and Billy Talent*

Listen you water carrier for Satan; your Pagan-Rationalist-Mystical-Skepticism is useless against the Power of Jesus®. Darwin and the Great Mother Goddess together can not Save™ you from Hell. Only Jesus Christ Himself can. Use your’ science to cast all the spells or summon all the demons you want. It won’t work against us.

As for protecting the servers they are in a Rapture Proofed salt mine in the Midwest which means this forum will be on-line preaching His Word® long after all we TRUE Christians™ are up in Heaven.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Apparently it is time to begin a re-run of Pastor Al's Gong show.

[GothicDragon (Quarantined)]

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Careful what you wish for. In Quarantine the only thing separating you from hell is a flimsy chain link fence covered in demon spunk and tufts of human hair. It's damp and cold; the shrieks of horror from satan's rape rooms are piped in around the clock. Cryptic, undecipherable messages are scratched into the walls with homemade shivs...

"It's been two thousand years you a**holes"

"You've got to be kidding me"

and...

"Pass me the Bible; I'm out of kleenex" That's a realy good idea, ....i'm always running out of paper to pick up my dog's crap...

Much better if you stay here in the company of True Christians, tithe regularly and ask Baby Jesus to forgive your sins on an hourly basis. Good luck friend.

Thus proving beyond all possible doubt that all atheists are witches! They may try and cover it up, but Jesus always wins in the end!

How the HELL does my statement prove that Witches are Atheists, besides Witches believe in The Mother Goddess and the Father God. I personally are more Agnostic..not so much Athiest.

[Wash O'Hanley]

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besides Witches believe in The Mother Goddess and the Father God. I personally are more Agnostic..not so much Athiest.

It doesn't really matter what you believe at this point. I suggest Boo-Berry; he's a spooky part of a balanced breakfast.

[Brother Temperance]

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i'm a Gothic Witch with a bit of Atheisim.

How the HELL does my statement prove that Witches are Atheists, besides Witches believe in The Mother Goddess and the Father God. I personally are more Agnostic..not so much Athiest.

Friend, I've met holes in the ground that were smarter than you. Seriously, you almost make the Jabber Masher look like a proper human being.

[Unsaved and Loving It]

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Friend, I've met holes in the ground that were smarter than you. Seriously, you almost make the Jabber Masher look like a proper human being.

Agnosticism can be classed three ways, as it is the neutral group:

Agnostic-Theism :: Uncertain of whether God(s) exists, but tilts to the idea that he/she/they do(es) exist.
Pure Agnostic :: Uncertain of whether God(s) exists, and has no bias either way.
Agnostic-Atheism :: Uncertain of whether God(s) exists, but tilts to the idea that he/she/they do(es) not exist.

From the sounds of your friend, I choose to believe the latter most option is their category of choice.

[Brother Temperance]

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Agnosticism can be classed three ways, as it is the neutral group:

Agnostic-Theism :: Uncertain of whether God(s) exists, but tilts to the idea that he/she/they do(es) exist.
Pure Agnostic :: Uncertain of whether God(s) exists, and has no bias either way.
Agnostic-Atheism :: Uncertain of whether God(s) exists, but tilts to the idea that he/she/they do(es) not exist.

From the sounds of your friend, I choose to believe the latter most option is their category of choice.

And that has precisely what to do with anything? She claims to be a witch, for crying out loud!

[Unsaved and Loving It]

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And that has precisely what to do with anything? She claims to be a witch, for crying out loud!

Then I fail to see the use in pointing out flaws in her logic. Your ancestors would already have condemned her and burnt her, stoned her, beheaded her, or whatever punishment was befitting, depending on the time frame.

[Bobby-Joe]

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And that has precisely what to do with anything? She claims to be a witch, for crying out loud!

Atheist witch, that means she worships something she knows is false. Which proves she is just a witch because she hates God.