[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Wow guys REAL mature

So, you do exactly what God commands you to do. Every word of the Bible that can be construed as an order to a True Christian, you are obligated to do? For if you do not, how can you call yourself a servant of the Lord?

We True Christians(tm) follow the entire Holy Bible. Not just the fluffy parts.

Why you need to follow the entire KJV1611 Holy Bible: 2 Timothy 3:16 "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness"

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Wow guys REAL mature

I do think before I speak

You hide that very well it seems.

Also, did you ever read that aritcle I posted? I am guessing you did not.

Of course not, we prefer reading the Holy Bible instead of your mindless babbling.

You make yourself look stupid by being so narrow-minded and ignoring facts.

It is you who makes herself look stupid by ignoring all the facts in the Holy Bible.

Your obsession with porn is getting the better of you. To make sure you stop staring at porn you now have to poke your own eyes out! The Bible is very clear on that: Mark 9:47 "And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out: it is better for thee to enter into the kingdom of God with one eye, than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire". Since you can still see porn with one eye, you will have to poke both of them out.

You are probably also an obsessive compulsive masturbator. The Bible is very clear on what you have to do about that. You have to rent a chainsaw and remove your hand! Mark 9:43 "And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched". To be on the safe side you might want to remove both hands.

And after you poked your eyes out and removed your hands you have to start reading your KJV1611 Holy Bible to prevent eternal damnation to hell .

[ilovetehjeesus]

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Sure...

You are obviously completely blind to what I am doing here. First of all I do as God commands me to do: Leviticus 19:15 "In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour." John 7:24 "Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment."

Second, I am just showing True Christian™ tough love here. I am not some political correct sissy like who wastes lots of words but says nothing. I say it like it is and I hope to wake people up to the truth. Because that is the only way they can be saved from eternal damnation to the fires of hell .

Oh, I'm fully aware of how outwardly spoken you are. Whether you're right in doing so is beside the point, but you surely don't mince your words.

So, you do exactly what God commands you to do. Every word of the Bible that can be construed as an order to a True Christian, you are obligated to do? For if you do not, how can you call yourself a servant of the Lord?

I just want to get this crystal clear before we continue.

[Coma Black]

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Very well. Not an adolescent. Instead, a pretend man. That is worse, it can't be outgrown.



Yes.

1 Corinthians 2:15 But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.



And in case you do not know, you misspelled 'adolescent', 'something', 'a lot', 'research' and 'tell' in your post above. You also failed to capitalize 'Christians'.

Also you changed tenses in this sentence which is not the mark of literacy:



Written correctly it would be:



You are not literate, pretend man.

I am a real person and I am a woman. Just so you know. I wa typing fast and I am human and can make errors. Do you know of the word errors? Do you know what it means to be human? As a human you can make errors and mistakes. Also, I did not capitalize the word "christian" on purpose. Why did I do it? Maybe I just felt like it. Like I said everyone can make mistakes. If I was not literate then I would not be able to write at all and would not be able to read your post. Oviously I can read because I can read your post nad have read plenty of books. Also, I have written numerous of essays. So, yeah shows how much you know. I see that you just ignored the definition of literate. Oh and as for the quote from "the bible" yeah that is not proof. You need facts and those are just opinions.

[Nurse Clampett]

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you wanna hear a REALLY funny story?

once upon a time in my innocent age of 8 i was sent to a BAPTIST bible camp.
pastor Mel that was his name.
he would ask me to come in his office to check and make sure i didnt "steal his candy"
i was one out of a few that pastor Mel had molested
its something i tried for the last couple years to forget but....
it always opens up again.

so shut up, you baptists are just as bad.
(and no not YOU specifically though, i wouldnt be surprised)

Child molestation is a sick and depraved act. However, I have noticed, when backed into a corner, trolls like to use the "I was molested by my Pastor" card. I've seen two examples of this in a matter of a few days. The troll yaps and yaps about how horrible God is, and then when the banning seems imminent, suddenly they were raped by a man of God.

[Coma Black]

Re: Wow guys REAL mature

Did you ever actually try that?

Yes we are. Which is why we will go to Heaven. God likes us and God hates you.

Yet you missed the most important one: The Holy Bible.




And stop impressing us with your "amazing" copy and paste skills. It only makes you look more stupid.

I do think before I speak, but I can't say the same for you. No, I was a Catholic and then a Baptist because of my father, but now I am not. the bible is not the most important book out there. In case you have not noticticed. I only coped and pasted those things because I felt that they were needed tp orve my point here and open peoples eyes. Oviously you all want to stay closed minded and think so narrow-mindly since it was all deleted. None of that was satanic, so I do not understand why it was deleted, but yet it was okay for one of your members to post only a part of the lyrics for the song Coma Black/Eden Eye. Hypocrites. Also, did you ever read that aritcle I posted? I am guessing you did not. You do know that what was said in that aritcle was clearly right, but you are just to blind to see it. You make yourself look stupid by being so narrow-minded and ignoring facts.

[Sister Kitty]

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I am not an adolescent nor am I a mocker of your god. I have no problem with peoples religion, but I do know that you people take it way too far. Just so you know I am 20 almost 21, so yeah not an adolscent. Think before you speak.

Very well. Not an adolescent. Instead, a pretend man. That is worse, it can't be outgrown.

So you and all these so called "true christians" are better than me?

Yes.

1 Corinthians 2:15 But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.

Just because God=life believes in the samething that you do does not make him intelligent. I am literate as I have read many books, went to school to learn and graduated, and have done alot of rsearch in general in order to leanr new things and expand my knowledge. So do not telll me that I am illiterate where I am clearly literate. Just in case you do not know the definition of illiterate I will post it for you:

having little or no education; especially : unable to read or write.

And in case you do not know, you misspelled 'adolescent', 'something', 'a lot', 'research' and 'tell' in your post above. You also failed to capitalize 'Christians'.

Also you changed tenses in this sentence which is not the mark of literacy:

I am literate as I have read many books, went to school to learn and graduated, and have done alot of rsearch in general in order to leanr new things and expand my knowledge.

Written correctly it would be:

I am literate as I have read many books, wenthave gone to school to learn and have graduated, and have done a lot of research in general in order to learn new things and expand my knowledge.

You are not literate, pretend man.

[Cranky Old Man]

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While I was happy to sit back and let Coma Black and ArtificialWinter defend their corner

Sure...

saying he's going to Hell

You are obviously completely blind to what I am doing here. First of all I do as God commands me to do: Leviticus 19:15 "In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour." John 7:24 "Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment."

Second, I am just showing True Christian(tm) tough love here. I am not some political correct sissy like who wastes lots of words but says nothing. I say it like it is and I hope to wake people up to the truth. Because that is the only way they can be saved from eternal damnation to the fires of hell .

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Wow guys REAL mature

Cranky Old Man, you are a very argumentative and confrontational person. While I was happy to sit back and let Coma Black and ArtificialWinter defend their corner, it seems as if you couldn't resist the opportunity to belittle and subjugate those of different faith, using useless rhetoric and sarcasm.

I would like to see you offer a constructive part to this argument, rather than going for the throat of Coma Black, merely criticizing his literacy skills and saying he's going to Hell. You're only offering yourself as an example of a close-minded and raging True Christian, rather than a comparatively open-minded and willing one, more like GOD=life.

Why are you attacking the diversity of Landover? Do you think Christians should all be some sort of Stepford Brides of Christ, all acting exactly the same?

The man is named Cranky Old Man. Did you expect a Jolly Young Girl?

[ilovetehjeesus]

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Cranky Old Man, you are a very argumentative and confrontational person. While I was happy to sit back and let Coma Black and ArtificialWinter defend their corner, it seems as if you couldn't resist the opportunity to belittle and subjugate those of different faith, using useless rhetoric and sarcasm.

I would like to see you offer a constructive part to this argument, rather than going for the throat of Coma Black, merely criticizing his literacy skills and saying he's going to Hell. You're only offering yourself as an example of a close-minded and raging True Christian, rather than a comparatively open-minded and willing one, more like GOD=life.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Wow guys REAL mature

Think before you speak.

Did you ever actually try that?

So you and all these so called "true christians" are better than me?

Yes we are. Which is why we will go to Heaven. God likes us and God hates you.

I am literate as I have read many books

Yet you missed the most important one: The Holy Bible.

went to school to learn and graduated, and have done alot of rsearch in general in order to leanr new things and expand my knowledge. So do not telll me that I am illiterate where I am clearly literate.

Yes, your understanding of our language is very impressive .


And stop impressing us with your "amazing" copy and paste skills. It only makes you look more stupid.

[Coma Black]

Re: Wow guys REAL mature

Do you? I invite you, jellobarf, and ArtificialWinter to read over GOD=life's post above. HE presents himself as highly intelligent, highly knowledgeable and supremely literate. None of you three do. I judge GOD=life to be as he presents himself, a fiercely intelligent True Christian man. And I judge the three of you to be what you present yourselves to be: Unintelligent, illiterate, adolescent Godmockers.

Mind your betters.

I am not an adolescent nor am I a mocker of your god. I have no problem with peoples religion, but I do know that you people take it way too far. Just so you know I am 20 almost 21, so yeah not an adolscent. Think before you speak. So you and all these so called "true christians" are better than me? No is the answer to that question. Just because God=life believes in the samething that you do does not make him intelligent. I am literate as I have read many books, went to school to learn and graduated, and have done alot of rsearch in general in order to leanr new things and expand my knowledge. So do not telll me that I am illiterate where I am clearly literate. Just in case you do not know the definition of illiterate I will post it for you:

having little or no education; especially : unable to read or write.

Yeah, of course. They all say that. Until they grab a gun and start randomly shooting people, as emotards always do.

Yes, exactly. Look at the lyrics of this inhuman monster (and note which song it is):



Kill yourself to make everyone pay? This is normal, morally acceptable behaviour to you? You are twisted and evil. Stop dreaming of committing massacres at high schools and repent at once!

Then why do you want to commit suicide?

Edit: Amen, Sister Kitty!

I will tell you this most of the people that were involved in those shootings were not Manson fans. Evidence has proven so. Even if one person that did start a shooting and was a Manson fan. That person would be to blame, not Manson. Also, I am not a emo. Also, there is no way I would want to kill myself. I love my life. Wow you are really stupid. I do not go to high school. I graduated already. I do not dream about that. You oviously do not know what I dream about or know about what goes on in my head because you do not know me. Stop making assumpitons. Oh and by the way you only put in some of the lyrics to Coma Black/Eden Eye. Oviously you misinterpreted the meaning of the whole song. Which is to be expected from someone like you. The meaning could be that he lost someone close tom that he loved. The song is open to interpretation, but you oviously took it out of proportian. Here are all the lyrics to that song:

SATANIC LYRICS DELETED!

[True Disciple]

Re: Wow guys REAL mature

I am a fan of his music, but do not worship him.

Yeah, of course. They all say that. Until they grab a gun and start randomly shooting people, as emotards always do.

So just because I am a fan of Marilyn Manson's music that automatically make me a pervert?

Yes, exactly. Look at the lyrics of this inhuman monster (and note which song it is):

Coma Black:
This was never my world
you took the angel away
I'd kill myself to make everybody pay
This was never my world
you took the angel away
I'd kill myself to make everybody pay

Kill yourself to make everyone pay? This is normal, morally acceptable behaviour to you? You are twisted and evil. Stop dreaming of committing massacres at high schools and repent at once!

I do not believe in your religion and I am happy with who I am.

Then why do you want to commit suicide?

Edit: Amen, Sister Kitty!

[Sister Kitty]

Re: Wow guys REAL mature

I think it is personality that counts.

Do you? I invite you, jellobarf, and ArtificialWinter to read over GOD=life's post above. HE presents himself as highly intelligent, highly knowledgeable and supremely literate. None of you three do. I judge GOD=life to be as he presents himself, a fiercely intelligent True Christian man. And I judge the three of you to be what you present yourselves to be: Unintelligent, illiterate, adolescent Godmockers.

Mind your betters.

[Coma Black]

Re: Wow guys REAL mature

Is that why you have become a Marylin Manson-worshipping goth pervert? You know, there is only one person who can save you from trauma-induced psychological disorders (better known as demons), and that person is Jesus Christ. Maybe a good idea to accept Him as your Lord and Saviour? The alternative is hot and painful, you know.

I am a fan of his music, but do not worship him. So just because I am a fan of Marilyn Manson's music that automatically make me a pervert? Wow. Another assumption by someone who does not know me. This is how his name is spelled : Marilyn Manson. I will say this that your path may not be the right path. I do not believe in your religion and I am happy with who I am.

People are judged by how they present themselves. What else does anyone have to go on? He presents himself as illiterate, therefore I treat him as if he is illiterate. If he wishes to be treated otherwise, perhaps he should conduct himself accordingly.



You should get a tattoo saying such. On your forehead.



You would? As victim? Or perpetrator?

Are you Father Mel?

I think it is personality that counts. An answer to your last question would be a no. Are you crazy?