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  • True Disciple
    True Christian™ Creation Scientist
    Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
    Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2009
    • 2445

    #16
    Re: Wow guys REAL mature

    Originally posted by JelloBarf View Post
    so shut up, you baptists are just as bad.
    (and no not YOU specifically though, i wouldnt be surprised)
    Baptist Pastors do not rape children. If that guy you talk about raped you, then he clearly was not a baptist, as baptists do not do such things. He must have been an undercover catholic priest, trying to smear our name by shifting the blame of his heinous acts upon us.

    Originally posted by Coma Black View Post
    Of course I could be wrong, but if I am like I said a trumatic situation sticks out in someones head the most because something truamic that happens to you is not easily forgettable. I would know.
    Is that why you have become a Marylin Manson-worshipping goth pervert? You know, there is only one person who can save you from trauma-induced psychological disorders (better known as demons), and that person is Jesus Christ. Maybe a good idea to accept Him as your Lord and Saviour? The alternative is hot and painful, you know.
    Sweet Lord Jesus,
    I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
    Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
    Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
    Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
    Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
    Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
    Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

    Amen.

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    • ArtificialWinter
      Unsaved trash
      • Mar 2010
      • 5

      #17
      Re: Wow guys REAL mature

      I have never seen a pastor Mel on this forum. What do we have to do with this Mel character? Where was this camp? Was it in Iowa?
      You are completely ignoring his original point, which was that Baptists (like yourselves) are by no means exempt from committing crimes such as paedophilia, despite your attempt to heap the blame solely onto other religions. He gave an example of his own personal experience, as valid as any slur you might throw the way of the Catholics or Muslims, to show that a Baptist minister is no less likely to be a child molester than any other religious figure.

      How about you direct your anger at this Mel figure instead of blaming ALL Baptists you encounter?
      Well, he never actually said "because of my experience, all Baptists must be child molesters", he simply pointed out that Baptists were just as bad as the groups you identified (ironically, generalising them in exactly the same way that you appear to be criticising him for).

      You are so wrapped up in this Mel experience that you can't even see how offensive you are yourself.... you even just called me a potential child molester. That's harsh, man.
      Personally, I don't see how you can take such offence at an off-the-cuff statement like that when you've already criticised his age, unequivocally stated that he is not a ‘True Christian’ despite the fact that, by your own admission, you know nothing about this person and your entire contribution to this thread has avoided the entire issue in favour of simply being difficult and unhelpful.

      The only one to blame here is Mel, no one else. Secular law has possibilities to handle such cases, especially if there are also other boys he victimized
      He never mentioned anything about blame; either in reference to you specifically, the Landover Church or even Baptists in general so I don't really know where you got that from.

      But all of this diverges from the point of this thread, that is - why exactly this user's name has been changed without, it would appear, any explicit purpose, prior warning or even notification? The fact that the forum management is within its rights to do so is besides the points. Could someone please explain why such a measure was necessary?

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      • Sister Kitty
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Mar 2010
        • 857

        #18
        Re: Wow guys REAL mature

        Originally posted by Coma Black View Post
        Maybe the person does know their grammar, but does not apply it when talking online. I know some people that do that. Just because they do not apply their grammar skills online does not mean that they don't in real life.
        People are judged by how they present themselves. What else does anyone have to go on? He presents himself as illiterate, therefore I treat him as if he is illiterate. If he wishes to be treated otherwise, perhaps he should conduct himself accordingly.

        Of course I could be wrong,
        You should get a tattoo saying such. On your forehead.

        but if I am like I said a trumatic situation sticks out in someones head the most because something truamic that happens to you is not easily forgettable. I would know.
        You would? As victim? Or perpetrator?

        Are you Father Mel?
        Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.

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        • GOD=life
          WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
          True Christian™
          • Jan 2010
          • 3263

          #19
          Re: Wow guys REAL mature

          Originally posted by ArtificialWinter View Post
          He gave an example of his own personal experience, as valid as any slur you might throw the way of the Catholics or Muslims
          The difference is that he can only present anecdotal evidence that we have no way of verifying, while the catholic church has been ordered to pay hundreds of millions of dollars to victims of child molestation that happened by priests that they knew were child molesters.

          Surely you don't expect a True Christian to accept a story just because someone tells it with conviction, right? We care about facts and evidence.

          Originally posted by ArtificialWinter View Post
          Well, he never actually said "because of my experience, all Baptists must be child molesters", ...
          He said he wouldn't be surprised if I turned out to be one.

          Originally posted by ArtificialWinter View Post
          ... he simply pointed out that Baptists were just as bad as the groups you identified
          Well, what's a mere hundreds of millions of dollars in fines and thousands of proven child molestations, witness intimidation and coverups among friends...

          After all, you have the possibly invented story of some strange on the internet as proof... why bother letting a secular judge look at the evidence, eh?

          Originally posted by ArtificialWinter View Post
          when you've already criticised his age,
          He called us ten year olds. Then I guessed his age and he admitted that I was off by only 1 year. That's an accurate assessment on my part, not his.

          Originally posted by ArtificialWinter View Post
          unequivocally stated that he is not a ‘True Christian’ despite the fact that, by your own admission, you know nothing about this person
          Being a True Christian™ requires a level of intelligence and intellectual maturity that this child does not possess. It is like knowing someone is not a mathematician if he argues that 1 + 1 = 3.

          Originally posted by ArtificialWinter View Post
          and your entire contribution to this thread has avoided the entire issue in favour of simply being difficult and unhelpful.
          On the contrary, I have been accurate and helpful and supported bringing justice to this Mel character.

          In contrast, you have signed up to this forum for no other purpose than to criticize me. Thus, your words apply to yourself and only to yourself.

          My guess is that the two of you already know eachother and that he complained that he was getting "0wn3d" and needed some support. But you turn out to be a poor supporter because your bias is obvious and your egregious use of fallacies reveals a poor grasp of rational discourse.

          Originally posted by ArtificialWinter View Post
          so I don't really know where you got that from.
          You are being disingenuous and you know it. He has purposely switched the aim of "you" several times to confuse the issue.

          Originally posted by ArtificialWinter View Post
          But all of this diverges from the point of this thread, that is - why exactly this user's name has been changed without, it would appear, any explicit purpose, prior warning or even notification?

          I would love to figure this out for you, I am a little distracted by the accusation that I may be a child molester for no other reason than that I am a True Christian
          ™.

          Before we answer anything, we demand to know the following:
          1. Who is this Mel figure? What is his last name?
          2. Where did Mel live at the time?
          3. Where was the camp Mel was in?
          4. Was the incident reported either to camp management or secular law?
          5. How do you know there were multiple boys? Was this found out when you reported it (see #4)
          6. Was anything done by camp leadership about it? That is: was Mel handed over to secular law or did they try to cover it up?
          7. Which church or organization did Mel belong to?
          8. Which Bible did Mel use? Was it the KJV 1611 Bible or something else?
          9. How do you know Mel was a Baptist and not an atheist pretending to be one?
          10. Do you have any contact information of this Mel?
          11. Is there any way we can verify this story? Court proceedings would be helpful (as is the case with catholic abuse trials that actually DID happen)

          It's your red herring, friend. So deal with it.
          I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

          Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
          Matthew 7:22
          Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
          Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

          Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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          • Coma Black
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • Mar 2010
            • 106

            #20
            Re: Wow guys REAL mature

            Originally posted by True Disciple View Post
            Is that why you have become a Marylin Manson-worshipping goth pervert? You know, there is only one person who can save you from trauma-induced psychological disorders (better known as demons), and that person is Jesus Christ. Maybe a good idea to accept Him as your Lord and Saviour? The alternative is hot and painful, you know.
            I am a fan of his music, but do not worship him. So just because I am a fan of Marilyn Manson's music that automatically make me a pervert? Wow. Another assumption by someone who does not know me. This is how his name is spelled : Marilyn Manson. I will say this that your path may not be the right path. I do not believe in your religion and I am happy with who I am.

            Originally posted by Sister Kitty View Post
            People are judged by how they present themselves. What else does anyone have to go on? He presents himself as illiterate, therefore I treat him as if he is illiterate. If he wishes to be treated otherwise, perhaps he should conduct himself accordingly.



            You should get a tattoo saying such. On your forehead.



            You would? As victim? Or perpetrator?

            Are you Father Mel?
            I think it is personality that counts. An answer to your last question would be a no. Are you crazy?

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            • Sister Kitty
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Mar 2010
              • 857

              #21
              Re: Wow guys REAL mature

              Originally posted by Coma Black View Post
              I think it is personality that counts.
              Do you? I invite you, jellobarf, and ArtificialWinter to read over GOD=life's post above. HE presents himself as highly intelligent, highly knowledgeable and supremely literate. None of you three do. I judge GOD=life to be as he presents himself, a fiercely intelligent True Christian man. And I judge the three of you to be what you present yourselves to be: Unintelligent, illiterate, adolescent Godmockers.

              Mind your betters.
              Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.

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              • True Disciple
                True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
                Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
                True Christian™
                • Nov 2009
                • 2445

                #22
                Re: Wow guys REAL mature

                Originally posted by Coma Black View Post
                I am a fan of his music, but do not worship him.
                Yeah, of course. They all say that. Until they grab a gun and start randomly shooting people, as emotards always do.

                So just because I am a fan of Marilyn Manson's music that automatically make me a pervert?
                Yes, exactly. Look at the lyrics of this inhuman monster (and note which song it is):

                Originally posted by The Song you took your very username from!
                Coma Black:
                This was never my world
                you took the angel away
                I'd kill myself to make everybody pay
                This was never my world
                you took the angel away
                I'd kill myself to make everybody pay
                Kill yourself to make everyone pay? This is normal, morally acceptable behaviour to you? You are twisted and evil. Stop dreaming of committing massacres at high schools and repent at once!

                I do not believe in your religion and I am happy with who I am.
                Then why do you want to commit suicide?

                Edit: Amen, Sister Kitty!
                Sweet Lord Jesus,
                I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                Amen.

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                • Coma Black
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  • Mar 2010
                  • 106

                  #23
                  Re: Wow guys REAL mature

                  Originally posted by Sister Kitty View Post
                  Do you? I invite you, jellobarf, and ArtificialWinter to read over GOD=life's post above. HE presents himself as highly intelligent, highly knowledgeable and supremely literate. None of you three do. I judge GOD=life to be as he presents himself, a fiercely intelligent True Christian man. And I judge the three of you to be what you present yourselves to be: Unintelligent, illiterate, adolescent Godmockers.

                  Mind your betters.
                  I am not an adolescent nor am I a mocker of your god. I have no problem with peoples religion, but I do know that you people take it way too far. Just so you know I am 20 almost 21, so yeah not an adolscent. Think before you speak. So you and all these so called "true christians" are better than me? No is the answer to that question. Just because God=life believes in the samething that you do does not make him intelligent. I am literate as I have read many books, went to school to learn and graduated, and have done alot of rsearch in general in order to leanr new things and expand my knowledge. So do not telll me that I am illiterate where I am clearly literate. Just in case you do not know the definition of illiterate I will post it for you:

                  having little or no education; especially : unable to read or write.







                  Originally posted by True Disciple View Post
                  Yeah, of course. They all say that. Until they grab a gun and start randomly shooting people, as emotards always do.

                  Yes, exactly. Look at the lyrics of this inhuman monster (and note which song it is):



                  Kill yourself to make everyone pay? This is normal, morally acceptable behaviour to you? You are twisted and evil. Stop dreaming of committing massacres at high schools and repent at once!

                  Then why do you want to commit suicide?

                  Edit: Amen, Sister Kitty!
                  I will tell you this most of the people that were involved in those shootings were not Manson fans. Evidence has proven so. Even if one person that did start a shooting and was a Manson fan. That person would be to blame, not Manson. Also, I am not a emo. Also, there is no way I would want to kill myself. I love my life. Wow you are really stupid. I do not go to high school. I graduated already. I do not dream about that. You oviously do not know what I dream about or know about what goes on in my head because you do not know me. Stop making assumpitons. Oh and by the way you only put in some of the lyrics to Coma Black/Eden Eye. Oviously you misinterpreted the meaning of the whole song. Which is to be expected from someone like you. The meaning could be that he lost someone close tom that he loved. The song is open to interpretation, but you oviously took it out of proportian. Here are all the lyrics to that song:

                  SATANIC LYRICS DELETED!
                  Last edited by Levi Jones; 03-31-2010, 11:24 PM. Reason: Removed devil speak

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                  • Cranky Old Man
                    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                    You kids get off his lawn!
                     
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 22379

                    #24
                    Re: Wow guys REAL mature

                    Originally posted by Coma Black View Post
                    Think before you speak.
                    Did you ever actually try that?

                    So you and all these so called "true christians" are better than me?
                    Yes we are. Which is why we will go to Heaven. God likes us and God hates you.

                    I am literate as I have read many books
                    Yet you missed the most important one: The Holy Bible.

                    went to school to learn and graduated, and have done alot of rsearch in general in order to leanr new things and expand my knowledge. So do not telll me that I am illiterate where I am clearly literate.
                    Yes, your understanding of our language is very impressive .


                    And stop impressing us with your "amazing" copy and paste skills. It only makes you look more stupid.
                    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                    • ilovetehjeesus
                      Unsaved trash
                      Under Investigation
                      • Mar 2010
                      • 22

                      #25
                      Re: Wow guys REAL mature

                      Cranky Old Man, you are a very argumentative and confrontational person. While I was happy to sit back and let Coma Black and ArtificialWinter defend their corner, it seems as if you couldn't resist the opportunity to belittle and subjugate those of different faith, using useless rhetoric and sarcasm.

                      I would like to see you offer a constructive part to this argument, rather than going for the throat of Coma Black, merely criticizing his literacy skills and saying he's going to Hell. You're only offering yourself as an example of a close-minded and raging True Christian, rather than a comparatively open-minded and willing one, more like GOD=life.

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                      • Rev. M. Rodimer
                        Honorary True Christian™
                        Forum Member
                        • May 2008
                        • 13996

                        #26
                        Re: Wow guys REAL mature

                        Originally posted by ilovetehjeesus View Post
                        Cranky Old Man, you are a very argumentative and confrontational person. While I was happy to sit back and let Coma Black and ArtificialWinter defend their corner, it seems as if you couldn't resist the opportunity to belittle and subjugate those of different faith, using useless rhetoric and sarcasm.

                        I would like to see you offer a constructive part to this argument, rather than going for the throat of Coma Black, merely criticizing his literacy skills and saying he's going to Hell. You're only offering yourself as an example of a close-minded and raging True Christian, rather than a comparatively open-minded and willing one, more like GOD=life.
                        Why are you attacking the diversity of Landover? Do you think Christians should all be some sort of Stepford Brides of Christ, all acting exactly the same?

                        The man is named Cranky Old Man. Did you expect a Jolly Young Girl?
                        Bible boring? Nonsense!
                        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                        • Cranky Old Man
                          Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                          You kids get off his lawn!
                           
                          • Jan 2010
                          • 22379

                          #27
                          Re: Wow guys REAL mature

                          Originally posted by ilovetehjeesus View Post
                          While I was happy to sit back and let Coma Black and ArtificialWinter defend their corner
                          Sure...

                          saying he's going to Hell
                          You are obviously completely blind to what I am doing here. First of all I do as God commands me to do: Leviticus 19:15 "In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour." John 7:24 "Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment."

                          Second, I am just showing True Christian(tm) tough love here. I am not some political correct sissy like who wastes lots of words but says nothing. I say it like it is and I hope to wake people up to the truth. Because that is the only way they can be saved from eternal damnation to the fires of hell .
                          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                          • Sister Kitty
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Mar 2010
                            • 857

                            #28
                            Re: Wow guys REAL mature

                            Originally posted by Coma Black View Post
                            I am not an adolescent nor am I a mocker of your god. I have no problem with peoples religion, but I do know that you people take it way too far. Just so you know I am 20 almost 21, so yeah not an adolscent. Think before you speak.
                            Very well. Not an adolescent. Instead, a pretend man. That is worse, it can't be outgrown.

                            So you and all these so called "true christians" are better than me?
                            Yes.

                            1 Corinthians 2:15 But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.

                            Just because God=life believes in the samething that you do does not make him intelligent. I am literate as I have read many books, went to school to learn and graduated, and have done alot of rsearch in general in order to leanr new things and expand my knowledge. So do not telll me that I am illiterate where I am clearly literate. Just in case you do not know the definition of illiterate I will post it for you:

                            having little or no education; especially : unable to read or write.
                            And in case you do not know, you misspelled 'adolescent', 'something', 'a lot', 'research' and 'tell' in your post above. You also failed to capitalize 'Christians'.

                            Also you changed tenses in this sentence which is not the mark of literacy:

                            I am literate as I have read many books, went to school to learn and graduated, and have done alot of rsearch in general in order to leanr new things and expand my knowledge.
                            Written correctly it would be:

                            I am literate as I have read many books, wenthave gone to school to learn and have graduated, and have done a lot of research in general in order to learn new things and expand my knowledge.
                            You are not literate, pretend man.
                            Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.

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                            • Coma Black
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              • Mar 2010
                              • 106

                              #29
                              Re: Wow guys REAL mature

                              Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                              Did you ever actually try that?

                              Yes we are. Which is why we will go to Heaven. God likes us and God hates you.

                              Yet you missed the most important one: The Holy Bible.




                              And stop impressing us with your "amazing" copy and paste skills. It only makes you look more stupid.
                              I do think before I speak, but I can't say the same for you. No, I was a Catholic and then a Baptist because of my father, but now I am not. the bible is not the most important book out there. In case you have not noticticed. I only coped and pasted those things because I felt that they were needed tp orve my point here and open peoples eyes. Oviously you all want to stay closed minded and think so narrow-mindly since it was all deleted. None of that was satanic, so I do not understand why it was deleted, but yet it was okay for one of your members to post only a part of the lyrics for the song Coma Black/Eden Eye. Hypocrites. Also, did you ever read that aritcle I posted? I am guessing you did not. You do know that what was said in that aritcle was clearly right, but you are just to blind to see it. You make yourself look stupid by being so narrow-minded and ignoring facts.

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                              • Nurse Clampett
                                Jesus's Favorite Nurse
                                Forum Member
                                • Jan 2009
                                • 974

                                #30
                                Re: Wow guys REAL mature

                                Originally posted by JelloBarf View Post
                                you wanna hear a REALLY funny story?

                                once upon a time in my innocent age of 8 i was sent to a BAPTIST bible camp.
                                pastor Mel that was his name.
                                he would ask me to come in his office to check and make sure i didnt "steal his candy"
                                i was one out of a few that pastor Mel had molested
                                its something i tried for the last couple years to forget but....
                                it always opens up again.

                                so shut up, you baptists are just as bad.
                                (and no not YOU specifically though, i wouldnt be surprised)
                                Child molestation is a sick and depraved act. However, I have noticed, when backed into a corner, trolls like to use the "I was molested by my Pastor" card. I've seen two examples of this in a matter of a few days. The troll yaps and yaps about how horrible God is, and then when the banning seems imminent, suddenly they were raped by a man of God.
                                Luke 5:31
                                And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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