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  • Sister Kitty
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2010
    • 857

    #16
    Re: calling out Pastor Ezekiel

    Originally posted by godmocker1 View Post
    my parents left me as a baby i live with my grandmother now. maybe thats why i am so irratic and everyone here hates me
    Oh boo hoo! Just last week I had to set my grandmother adrift on chunk of ice. That was quite an emotional thing (for her), but it had to be done. But you don't see me blubbering on about that here, do you?

    No, nobody here hates you, except for God. And you can remedy that by getting yourself a proper KJV Bible, learning to read, then reading that Bible and turn your life over to Jesus by following every last word of His instruction manual! Get to it, missy.
    Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.

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    • TehBigToaster
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Apr 2010
      • 2

      #17
      Re: calling out Pastor Ezekiel

      Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
      I agree! Every time my church is protesting another attempt by atheists to restrict our freedom to worship Jesus anywhere and at any time ... and we inform them that atheists are all going to Hell unless they stop hating God and pretending He doesn't exist .
      Now to understand why this is crock of shit, you must understand that LBC is a bunch of retards that have congregated together in an effort to try and pull a proverbial rick roll on society. And sorry that we want children to learn actual science instead of that bunch of bullocks you call creation science. Sorry, magic man making the Earth in 6 days? Bullshit. Try billions of years of formation combined with pure chance and dumb luck and you've got our existence. Now please, server me this turd on a silver platter, call it filet mignon and maybe I'll eat it.

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      • James Dewitt
        #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
        • Jan 2010
        • 6267

        #18
        Re: calling out Pastor Ezekiel

        Originally posted by TehBigToaster View Post
        Now to understand why this is crock of shit, you must understand that LBC is a bunch of retards that have congregated together in an effort to try and pull a proverbial rick roll on society. And sorry that we want children to learn actual science instead of that bunch of bullocks you call creation science. Sorry, magic man making the Earth in 6 days? Bullshit. Try billions of years of formation combined with pure chance and dumb luck and you've got our existence. Now please, server me this turd on a silver platter, call it filet mignon and maybe I'll eat it.
        When you are on your happy way to Hell, make sure to say Hi to Satan after all eternity is a long time. Now be a good little Moron and go away.

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        • Logan
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Mar 2010
          • 220

          #19
          Re: calling out Pastor Ezekiel

          Originally posted by TehBigToaster View Post
          Now to understand why this is crock of shit, you must understand that LBC is a bunch of retards that have congregated together in an effort to try and pull a proverbial rick roll on society. And sorry that we want children to learn actual science instead of that bunch of bullocks you call creation science. Sorry, magic man making the Earth in 6 days? Bullshit. Try billions of years of formation combined with pure chance and dumb luck and you've got our existence. Now please, server me this turd on a silver platter, call it filet mignon and maybe I'll eat it.
          Hahahahaha.
          You wouldn't believe the truth if it sodomized you. I bet you believe in evil-ution, hate your own country by voting liberal and enjoy being ignorant as well.
          God judgeth the righteous, and God is angry [with the wicked] every day.
          -Psalms 7:11
          Fact: Only Flaming Homos Use Macs

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