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  • godmocker1
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Apr 2010
    • 24

    #1

    calling out Pastor Ezekiel

    rite what is your problem with me?
    what have i done?
    are you threatened by girls?
  • godmocker1
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Apr 2010
    • 24

    #2
    Re: calling out Pastor Ezekiel

    if you dont reply and explain i will never know? and ill assume it is that your afraid of girls and prefer boys

    oh wow look how many pretty badges youi have
    your pathetic i thaught you wernt sposed to wrship false idols and theres you wanking over your forum awards

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    • BelieverInGod
      Fourm Member
      Forum Member
      • Feb 2010
      • 9269

      #3
      Re: calling out Pastor Ezekiel



      Do you really have nothing better to do than to bother the good Pastor? He's just annoyed with your trolling.
      Drama queen

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      • Levi Jones
        Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
        Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
        Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
         
        • Jul 2009
        • 13930

        #4
        Re: calling out Pastor Ezekiel

        Originally posted by godmocker1 View Post
        if you dont reply and explain i will never know? and ill assume it is that your afraid of girls and prefer boys

        oh wow look how many pretty badges youi have
        your pathetic i thaught you wernt sposed to wrship false idols and theres you wanking over your forum awards
        Why are you so hysterical? Is it your unclean time?
        Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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        • Meek and Humble
          Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
          Biblical Black Belt
          Jr. Pastor
          True Christian™
          • Dec 2008
          • 6197

          #5
          Re: calling out Pastor Ezekiel

          Read its introduction thread. It's not a woman, it's a man who wants to be a woman.

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          • Sister Kitty
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Mar 2010
            • 857

            #6
            Re: calling out Pastor Ezekiel

            Originally posted by godmocker1 View Post
            if you dont reply and explain i will never know? and ill assume it is that your afraid of girls and prefer boys

            oh wow look how many pretty badges youi have
            your pathetic i thaught you wernt sposed to wrship false idols and theres you wanking over your forum awards
            Okay. Do you expect to be taken seriously when you have 21 spelling, punctuation and grammatical errors in just 3 lines of text?

            And we are pathetic?

            I feel great pity for you in that your parents were not able to provide a proper education for you.
            Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.

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            • James Dewitt
              #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
              • Jan 2010
              • 6267

              #7
              Re: calling out Pastor Ezekiel

              I have to say that those he/she people are very angry.

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              • Logan
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Mar 2010
                • 220

                #8
                Re: calling out Pastor Ezekiel

                Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                I have to say that those he/she people are very angry.
                I would be too if God hated me.
                God judgeth the righteous, and God is angry [with the wicked] every day.
                -Psalms 7:11
                Fact: Only Flaming Homos Use Macs

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                • humble servant
                  Forum Member
                  • Apr 2010
                  • 77

                  #9
                  Re: calling out Pastor Ezekiel

                  Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                  I have to say that those he/she people are very angry.
                  That is definitely it. Any time I've ever seen them (from afar thankfully!) they are always scowling.

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                  • Rev. M. Rodimer
                    Honorary True Christian™
                    Forum Member
                    • May 2008
                    • 13996

                    #10
                    Re: calling out Pastor Ezekiel

                    Originally posted by humble servant View Post
                    That is definitely it. Any time I've ever seen them (from afar thankfully!) they are always scowling.
                    I agree! Every time my church is protesting another attempt by atheists to restrict our freedom to worship Jesus anywhere and at any time -- say, at a City Council meeting -- and we inform them that atheists are all going to Hell unless they stop hating God and pretending He doesn't exist . . . They're always so rude!
                    Bible boring? Nonsense!
                    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                    • godmocker1
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      • Apr 2010
                      • 24

                      #11
                      Re: calling out Pastor Ezekiel

                      Originally posted by Sister Kitty View Post
                      Okay. Do you expect to be taken seriously when you have 21 spelling, punctuation and grammatical errors in just 3 lines of text?

                      And we are pathetic?

                      I feel great pity for you in that your parents were not able to provide a proper education for you.
                      my parents left me as a baby i live with my grandmother now. maybe thats why i am so irratic and everyone here hates me

                      Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                      I have to say that those he/she people are very angry.
                      im not a he she. ive decided to be a girl and only a girl


                      Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                      I agree! Every time my church is protesting another attempt by atheists to restrict our freedom to worship Jesus anywhere and at any time -- say, at a City Council meeting -- and we inform them that atheists are all going to Hell unless they stop hating God and pretending He doesn't exist . . . They're always so rude!
                      i can assure you im not one of them. i believe what you say. otherwise i wouldnt be posting here.

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                      • Mrs. Rogers
                        compassion personified
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 2692

                        #12
                        Re: calling out Pastor Ezekiel

                        Originally posted by godmocker1 View Post
                        my parents left me as a baby i live with my grandmother now. maybe thats why i am so irratic and everyone here hates me
                        Oh for goodness sake, no one hates you here, missy! We see your user name as a cry for help; you may not admit it, but you desperately want to get right with JESUS. So stop sniveling, and let us guide you to the LORD.

                        You have to meet us half way, dear. Pull yourself together!
                        True Christians are Perfect!

                        Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.

                        Persecution You Have Endured for CHRIST: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger in Christ.

                        For True Christians™ only: please send me Project Habakkuk updates at gertruderogers@landoverbaptist.net. Thank you.

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                        • James Dewitt
                          #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                          • Jan 2010
                          • 6267

                          #13
                          Re: calling out Pastor Ezekiel

                          =godmocker1;501274]
                          my parents left me as a baby i live with my grandmother now. maybe thats why i am so irratic and everyone here hates me
                          what did you do to cause your parents to dump you?

                          im not a he she. ive decided to be a girl and only a girl
                          God made that decision not you. He made you a girl. You are the one that wants the addadicktome operation.

                          i can assure you im not one of them. i believe what you say. otherwise i wouldnt be posting here.
                          If you believe IN GOD, why have you never said that you live Him? be gone sinner.

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                          • Ezekiel Bathfire
                            Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                            Christ's Rottweiler
                             
                            • Jan 2008
                            • 22929

                            #14
                            Re: calling out Pastor Ezekiel

                            Originally posted by godmocker1 View Post
                            [...]im not a he she. ive decided to be a girl and only a girl[...]
                            Gen 1:27 So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.

                            I don't see anything about choice!

                            Anyhoo, you''re going to look pretty stupid with a big Adam's Apple and morning stubble. I'm imagining you in a floral dress, an ill-fitting blonde nylon wig, high heels and smoking a pipe; it's horrible.

                            Just be glad with what you've got and thank God daily.
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                            • godmocker1
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              • Apr 2010
                              • 24

                              #15
                              Re: calling out Pastor Ezekiel

                              Originally posted by Mrs. Rogers View Post
                              Oh for goodness sake, no one hates you here, missy! We see your user name as a cry for help; you may not admit it, but you desperately want to get right with JESUS. So stop sniveling, and let us guide you to the LORD.

                              You have to meet us half way, dear. Pull yourself together!
                              thankyou. my name was godlover1 but someone changed it im not sure why. i will let you guide me. thanks
                              Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                              =godmocker1;501274]

                              what did you do to cause your parents to dump you?



                              God made that decision not you. He made you a girl. You are the one that wants the addadicktome operation.



                              If you believe IN GOD, why have you never said that you live Him? be gone sinner.
                              i cant remember what i did i was a baby. must have been something. i dont want an addadicktome operation. on new thinking thanks to this forum i think its just wrong and ive snapped out of my weird previous life.

                              Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                              Gen 1:27 So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.

                              I don't see anything about choice!

                              Anyhoo, you''re going to look pretty stupid with a big Adam's Apple and morning stubble. I'm imagining you in a floral dress, an ill-fitting blonde nylon wig, high heels and smoking a pipe; it's horrible.

                              Just be glad with what you've got and thank God daily.
                              totally agree i am now thankful

                              thanks for the comments however stern i hope they'll help me reform my sinful life so i can rebuild a more religious and correct one

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