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  • maus
    Foul Sinner on Moderation
    • Aug 2007
    • 12

    #1

    A question about Japs

    If negros are black because Ham raped his father, then why are Japs yellow?
  • Bobby-Joe
    Landover Security Superviser
    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
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    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 18405

    #2
    Re: A question about Japs

    Originally posted by maus View Post
    If negros are black because Ham raped his father, then why are Japs yellow?
    I believe it is because they want to posses buxom, blonde haired women. Sister Thumper tells me she has quite the problems with Japanese businessmen. Anyway the yellow color is sort of a warning label for Christian women to steer clear.

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    • maus
      Foul Sinner on Moderation
      • Aug 2007
      • 12

      #3
      Re: A question about Japs

      Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
      I believe it is because they want to posses buxom, blonde haired women. Sister Thumper tells me she has quite the problems with Japanese businessmen. Anyway the yellow color is sort of a warning label for Christian women to steer clear.
      i suppose that would make sense as yellow is a color used as a warning

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      • buddychrist
        Unsaved trash
        Under Investigation
        • Aug 2007
        • 7

        #4
        Re: A question about Japs

        Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
        I believe it is because they want to posses buxom, blonde haired women. Sister Thumper tells me she has quite the problems with Japanese businessmen. Anyway the yellow color is sort of a warning label for Christian women to steer clear.
        oh come on your making it up

        maybe they are yellow coz of thier diets, genes, climates etc try and do some sort of research before you just start making up absurd theories

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        • Brother Temperance
          Senior Usher
          True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
          A very nice young man
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 15621

          #5
          Re: A question about Japs

          Originally posted by buddychrist View Post
          oh come on your making it up

          maybe they are yellow coz of thier diets... try and do some sort of research before you just start making up absurd theories
          So creation science is absurd, but asserting that the heathen Japanee are yellow because they eat too much sweetcorn is just perfectly sensible? You might as well try and claim there's just a really infectious dose of jaundice going around.
          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



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          • Virginia Day Templeton
            Christ's Battle Axe
             
            • Dec 2006
            • 2827

            #6
            Re: A question about Japs

            Originally posted by buddychrist View Post
            oh come on your making it up

            maybe they are yellow coz of thier diets, genes, climates etc try and do some sort of research before you just start making up absurd theories
            Next you'll be saying it's because they evoluted out of bananas!
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            • roserougesang
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Feb 2007
              • 418

              #7
              Re: A question about Japs

              Actually, I think Asian people probably have more of a light brown-coloured skin than yellow. Don't know where the yellow skin idea came from...
              "A she-goff who claims to not be a witch is the worst kind of contradiction."

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              • Virginia Day Templeton
                Christ's Battle Axe
                 
                • Dec 2006
                • 2827

                #8
                Re: A question about Japs

                Is it true that the women have sideways cooters?
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                • Pastor Al E Pistle
                  Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 9323

                  #9
                  Re: A question about Japs

                  Originally posted by roserougesang View Post
                  Actually, I think Asian people probably have more of a light brown-coloured skin than yellow. Don't know where the yellow skin idea came from...
                  Obviously you have never seen one. My housekeeper, Ching Lee, is as yellow as a Lemon Crayola. She has beady little black eyes and a horrible grimace that would scare most Japs into 腹切り immediately. I am terrified of her because she keeps buying Rachael Ray's Gusto Grip Santoku Ginsu knives on ebay. I can hear her nonsensical heathen jabber at night echoing up from the basement as she sharpens them on the machine Landover bought a few years ago for sharpening my kitchen knives and the woodchipper blades to a razor edge. But every time I lock the basement and flood it with boiling water, she manages to escape.

                  I suppose this is a case for Bobby-Joe. He cleans up little problems like this by reading aloud from the Good Book as he applies the electrodes.
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                  • Deaner
                    Christ's Love Messenger
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 5932

                    #10
                    Re: A question about Japs

                    I think they're yellow 'cause they're born cowards; have rat faces because they're sneaky & crooked; and speak jibberish so nobody will know when they need help. Perfectly cursed by Christ.

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                    • Hitoshi
                      Professor of Engrish
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 446

                      #11
                      Re: A question about Japs

                      okay Japanese is not yellow. Simpson character is yellow. Japanese are have golden glow because of healthy diet of sensible portion fish. Japanese skin color is CORRECT skin color. American is white because have cheese burger french fry diet. Very sickly white and much constipation. Also American is white because so much scared in driving in inferior American car (ha ha I am joke but serious you guy make inferior car). I am give all my friend here at Landover Japanese cuisine recipes for improve skin color and look more Japanese.

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                      • Pastor Isaac Peters
                        Senior Pastor
                        Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                        Always Biblically correct
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 10639

                        #12
                        Re: A question about Japs

                        Originally posted by Hitoshi View Post
                        okay Japanese is not yellow. Simpson character is yellow. Japanese are have golden glow because of healthy diet of sensible portion fish. Japanese skin color is CORRECT skin color. American is white because have cheese burger french fry diet. Very sickly white and much constipation.
                        Totto-chan, what are you talking about? When my son was young, we never fed him on that sort of diet. For one thing, fast-food joints tend to be patronized mostly by people who have made the lifestyle choice not to be like us. Yet my son has fair skin, blond hair, and blue eyes, just like Jesus.

                        Also American is white because so much scared in driving in inferior American car (ha ha I am joke but serious you guy make inferior car).
                        I'm not scared driving in my Hummer. Why would I be?
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                        • Blind leading the blind
                          Unsaved Trash
                          Filthy demon-possessed minion of Satan
                          using different names.
                          Aka: AncientFireRisen, etc, put on moderation
                          at first sign of demons manifesting themselves
                          • Jun 2007
                          • 240

                          #13
                          Re: A question about Japs

                          I kind of have to agree with Hitoshi on the fast food restaurants. I can hardly stand to look at a McDonald's anymore.... But they do have good chicken.... And fried apple pies ALMOST as good as my grandmother's home made ones.
                          Great now I'm hungry....

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                          • Talitha
                            Deaconess
                            Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                            True Christian™
                            • Jul 2026
                            • 15118

                            #14
                            Re: A question about Japs

                            Originally posted by Blind leading the blind View Post
                            I kind of have to agree with Hitoshi on the fast food restaurants. I can hardly stand to look at a McDonald's anymore.... But they do have good chicken.... And fried apple pies ALMOST as good as my grandmother's home made ones.
                            Great now I'm hungry....
                            Now you sound like a Negra.
                            You obviously have a Demon Possessing your Soul you foul Sinner!
                            Last edited by Talitha; 08-23-2007, 12:35 PM.

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                            • Deaner
                              Christ's Love Messenger
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 5932

                              #15
                              Re: A question about Japs

                              Originally posted by Hitoshi View Post
                              Japanese are have golden glow because of healthy diet of sensible portion fish.
                              You disgusting chink Hitoshi; this is what your people eat...



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