Vile sinner in Quarantine wants out; Landover needs your vote!

[Deaner]

A piece of Christ's trash, appropriately named "Clown Boy", is claiming he has seen the light and is requesting removal from Landover's Quarantine section. While I feel Mr. Clown's repentance lacks sincerity; I did tell him I would put his apology in the main forum and allow our members to have a democratic vote.

Pubic opinion will not guarantee outcome. As always, the final decision will be Christ's.

The following is from Clown Boy...

Dear Baby Jesus...I have sinned on many occasions including: Assault, petty theft, swearing, taking your Holy Name in vain, insulting the LBC members, beating Matt up, locking Matt in a literal closet, drinking, having orgies with my wife before she was my wife, grand-theft auto, blowing up cars, lusting, I haven't exactly read the Bible yet...but I'm working on it, stealing grass and a tree from a cemetery, beating all those kids up in my school days, not picking on gay kids, listening to satanic music like every kind of music, etc...

I don't know if beating Matt and those jocks up was a sin because they were "unsaved"...

Anyways, I'm sure Jesus knows what I've done since he's all knowing.

*commences falling to knees and begging Jesus for forgiveness*

Feel free to vote as divine wisdom guides you.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Vile sinner in Quarantine wants out; Landover needs your vote

Is he one of those lost children living with a male "mother"?

[Unsaved and Loving It]

Re: Vile sinner in Quarantine wants out; Landover needs your vote

If you don't think it's sincere, then don't accept it. Easy.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: Vile sinner in Quarantine wants out; Landover needs your vote

What is his tithing status?

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Vile sinner in Quarantine wants out; Landover needs your vote

What is his tithing status?

Good point. Our records show that Minister Noddly has tithed more than him, and she's a woman! Curiously enough, our records also show that "Minister" Noodly wears less make-up than him.

[Deaner]

Re: Vile sinner in Quarantine wants out; Landover needs your vote

Is he one of those lost children living with a male "mother"?

As with most sodomites; their true identity and whereabouts are clouded in mystery. Generally they live a transient lifestyle with few aquaintances. Anybody they do know, shares their "meat-hoop" fascination & accompanying perversions. Occasionally they manage to join together forming a loosely knit allegiance; a nest of queers if you will. The Alpha Queer is usually given the name of Mom; but it is highly doubtful there is any real maternal influence.

[Sister Noddy]

Re: Vile sinner in Quarantine wants out; Landover needs your vote

Good point. Our records show that Minister Noddly has tithed more than him, and she's a woman! Curiously enough, our records also show that "Minister" Noodly wears less make-up than him.

Gosh, I don't remember anyone named Clown Boy. Is he the one who wears mekeup? What offense was it that landed him in quarantine? How long has he been in there?

... curious, noodle nods

[Sista Lateefah]

Re: Vile sinner in Quarantine wants out; Landover needs your vote

How long has he been in there?

Not long enough fo' him to stop persecutin' us, despite the pastahs ministerin' to him with love and compassion as the LORD command!

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: Vile sinner in Quarantine wants out; Landover needs your vote

*commences falling to knees and begging Jesus for forgiveness*

Thanks Clown's biatch, we just looooove sarcasm here. Oh yeah. Sarcasm. We just love it. We just can't get enough sarcasm. Ever. Did I mention how much we lo9ve sarcasm? Sarcasm is great. Sarcasm makes the world go round. Aaaaaaaw yeeaaaahh gimme more sarcasm. Sarcasm rools, dewd.

[buddychrist]

Re: Vile sinner in Quarantine wants out; Landover needs your vote

whats the point in this poll when all the options are still no, plus as you pointed out final judgment will be left to some guy with holes in his hands so our opinion doesnt even matter regardless of options

gotta love that landover democracy (or is that hypocracy)

[Deaner]

Re: Vile sinner in Quarantine wants out; Landover needs your vote

whats the point in this poll when all the options are still no, plus as you pointed out final judgment will be left to some guy with holes in his hands so our opinion doesnt even matter regardless of options

Christ always has the final say sinner. Have you recently read any thousands of year old books that had queers and atheists running things? Didn't think so.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Vile sinner in Quarantine wants out; Landover needs your vote

whats the point in this poll when all the options are still no, plus as you pointed out final judgment will be left to some guy with holes in his hands so our opinion doesnt even matter regardless of options

gotta love that landover democracy (or is that hypocracy)

No it is theocracy.

The point is it is so Jesus can separate the sheep from the goats in His flock.