I know your secret....

[BlondeHinduGirl]

DUH! I know all of you who are "admins" on this forum are Atheists or just silly Christians (or Muslims or Jews or Hindus or Buddhists....ect.) This is a really offensive forum, but it is funny! I'm just going to play along with this weird "game" from now on....but I DO know your secret.

And don't give me a reply stating on how you love Jesus, etc. Give Christ some respect here, people. I think it's a sin for me to be on this forum. Whatevs. At least I'm telling everyone to cool it.

Yeah so you sorta have to admit, there is a lot of time dedicated to this website just to make fun of religion. How cute. NOT. So just please don't reply to this saying "oh you are going to hell!" Shut up. I don't even know why i'm on here.

This is fun though.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Friend,

The only atheist here is you. You are the one who doesn't believe in the Word of Our Loving Savior(r) Jesus Christ in its' entirety. Your’ assertion is ridiculous. If you are right it would mean that by factual stating the beliefs in The Bible as written and in the spirit intended you have a limitless sources of comic material. That quoting the Bible unapologetically would create a theater of the absurd that is almost self sustaining. It would mean the morality of Western Society was based on a farcical document describing a utterly amoral, psychopathic being demanding humanity embrace love or be savagely tortured and destroyed. That the Greatest Story ever told is really the Great Joke ever pulled.

Well I for one am outraged by your attack on Christianity! I do not, can not and will not accept your attack on the very bedrock of morality of America. I do not know were such cruelty can come from in you but it is vile to read of it.

God is not mocked friend. I suggest you repent of your depravity and cease this disgusting and offensive attack against our personal believes. I do not know what kind of liberal hell whole you come from but here in Iowa we have freedom of conscious.

[Brother Temperance]

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DUH! I know all of you who are "admins" on this forum are Atheists or just silly Christians (or Muslims or Jews or Hindus or Buddhists....ect.)

I'm pretty sure I'm not an atheist, so that must make me a Christian. What's so silly about that?

This is a really offensive forum, but it is funny! I'm just going to play along with this weird "game" from now on....but I DO know your secret.

What secret? That Christ died for your sins? Everyone knows that.

And don't give me a reply stating on how you love Jesus, etc. Give Christ some respect here, people.

So we can give Christ some respect, as long as we don't love Him? Sorry, but I may stick to following Jesus' commands, rather than yours.

I think it's a sin for me to be on this forum.

And I think it's a sin for you to worship cows and blue lesbians with 8 arms. Impasse.

So just please don't reply to this saying "oh you are going to hell!"

If you didn't commit sins, there'd be no need to say it.

Shut up.

Are you arguing with yourself? You dotheads are weird.

I don't even know why i'm on here.

I do. Jesus wants you to give up your false cult and get Saved(r), so He has led you here. Why not let Him into your heart today?

[Brother V]

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I don't even know why i'm on here.

This is fun though.

Friend, you are on here because you enjoy fun.

(at least that's my guess)

I'd say most people in the world probably enjoy fun, except maybe those goths, they seem to be frowning on the outside when everyone else is happy.

Do you normally eschew fun?

If you like fun, then friend, you've come to the right place.

Did you know we put the fun in Independent FUNdamentalist Baptist Church?

That's right, before us, in 1619, it was just Independent Damentalist Baptist Church.

PRAISE JESUS!!!

YIC
V

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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So just please don't reply to this saying "oh you are going to hell!" Shut up. I don't even know why i'm on here.

Because Jesus led you here so that your eternal soul can be saved, so that you don't go to Hell. You can deny the truth all you want, but when you come here to this God fearing, Bible believing, Holy Spirit filled forum, you are only going to hear the TRUTH! Being rude and telling us to "shut up" isn't going to get us to shut up because THE WORD OF GOD can not be shut up!
You are on the fast-track to Hell right now, young lady, but it's not too late to repent your sins, denounce the false Hindu "gods", and accept Jesus into your heart so that you can find SALVATION!

[Sister Noddy]

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Friend,

The only atheist here is you ...

Me me, I'm an atheist too, don't forget about your unsaved hellbound noddy

(just kidding with yooooooou)

... a repenting noddy nods

[nikilds]

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Yeah so you sorta have to admit, there is a lot of time dedicated to this website just to make fun of religion. How cute. NOT. So just please don't reply to this saying "oh you are going to hell!" Shut up. I don't even know why i'm on here.

This is fun though.

I like how the first paragraph completely contradicts your final thought.

If people continue certain actions, they will go to Hell!! I mean, what can you NOT get about that?!
We encourage souls to repent and quit certain VILE actions so they dont have to burn in the fiery pits of Hell.

I dont make fun or mock my religion. I love being a True Christian and I am NOT ashamed! Praise to God's name!

And I will definitely pray for your contradictory, mocking soul though.
Until then, listen to the pastors. They will set you straight.

[Deaner]

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This is a really offensive forum,

That's a bit hypocritical coming from a hindu. Is it true you use those dot's on your forehead to hypnotize Christian children and force them to work as domestic servants?

[Pastor Rune Enoe]

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(just kidding with yooooooou)

... a repenting noddy nods

*sigh* Jesus told us to forgive sinners "Until seventy times seven", but you have made many more than 490 posts by now.

[Sister Noddy]

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*sigh* Jesus told us to forgive sinners "Until seventy times seven", but you have made many more than 490 posts by now.

Gosh that's true, Mr Prune! ... I hadn't realized that until just now ...

... a happy nods, posting on your Godly Baptist forum

[lilith]

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So....you "know my secret" huh?

Just to avoid any possible confusion,which particular secret do you mean?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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So....you "know my secret" huh?

Just to avoid any possible confusion,which particular secret do you mean?

If she is referring to the "secrets" that you've shared with every single sailor in the Ukranian navy, I hope she keeps it all to herself.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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*sigh* Jesus told us to forgive sinners "Until seventy times seven", but you have made many more than 490 posts by now.

To be fair to the monkey worshipping concubine of Satan though, if you take away all the pointless one-liners, fluff, blasphemy, and other assorted nonsense and keep just that which makes any sense, she really only has the equivalent of two posts.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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So....you "know my secret" huh?

Just to avoid any possible confusion,which particular secret do you mean?

Don't worry, Lil, I'm pretty sure she can't have been referring to that incident with the tarpaulin.
Let us never speak of it....

[lilith]

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Don't worry, Lil, I'm pretty sure she can't have been referring to that incident with the tarpaulin.
Let us never speak of it....

Let's not...though of course,I have no idea what you're talking about!