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  • Mary Etheldreda
    Gushing for Jesus
     
    • Sep 2011
    • 23775

    #541
    Re: Top 10 reasons why God hates rock music.

    You seem stressed.

    Have you thanked Jesus for waking you up today?


    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • MotorheadsBomber!
      Unsaved trash
      • Jun 2016
      • 3

      #542
      Re: Top 10 reasons why God hates rock music.

      this is Bomber by Motörhead and he sings about war! like history you get this feeling that yore with him in a plane bombing!
      Ain't a hope in hell
      Nothin' gonna bring us down
      The way we fly
      Five miles off the ground
      Because, we shoot to kill
      And you know we always will
      It's a Bomber
      It's a Bomber
      It's a Bomber

      Scream a thousand miles
      Feel the black death rising moan
      Firestorm coming closer
      Napalm to the bone
      Because, you know we do it right
      A mission every night
      It's a Bomber
      It's a Bomber
      It's a Bomber

      No nightfighter
      Gonna stop us getting through
      Sirens make you shiver
      You bet my aim is true
      Because, we aim to please
      Bring you to your knees
      It's a Bomber
      It's a Bomber
      It's a Bomber

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      • Roland
        Obese Swedish Meatball
        Delusional Forum Member
        • May 2014
        • 2189

        #543
        Re: Top 10 reasons why God hates rock music.

        Originally posted by MotorheadsBomber! View Post
        this is Bomber by Motörhead and he sings about war!
        Hello Bomber,

        Do you think it is wise to take your advise from someone who was an amphetamine user, identifying himself so much with the drug that he even named his band after it? Before you know it you´ll be a meth addict yourself and find yourself dying from prostate cancer.

        Kind regards,

        Roland
        Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

        Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

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        • Mary Etheldreda
          Gushing for Jesus
           
          • Sep 2011
          • 23775

          #544
          Re: Top 10 reasons why God hates rock music.

          Well those are certainly inspiring lyrics! I can understand why the youth today like this kind of poetry. It's raw. It's base. It's like finding God's Wrath in the most unexpected of places. However, I must say, there's really no improving the original. Jesus tells us when He unleashes His Divine Fury, things won't blow up, they'll be drowning in the blood of heathens!
          And the winepress was trodden without the city, and blood came out of the winepress, even unto the horse bridles, by the space of a thousand and six hundred furlongs.
          Revelation 14:20

          And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations: and he shall rule them with a rod of iron: and he treadeth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God.
          Revelation 19:15

          And I will lay thy flesh upon the mountains, and fill the valleys with thy height.
          I will also water with thy blood the land wherein thou swimmest, even to the mountains; and the rivers shall be full of thee.
          Ezekiel 32:5-6

          I have trodden the winepress alone; and of the people there was none with me: for I will tread them in mine anger, and trample them in my fury; and their blood shall be sprinkled upon my garments, and I will stain all my raiment. For the day of vengeance is in mine heart, and the year of my redeemed is come.
          Isaiah 63:3-4
          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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          • MotorheadsBomber!
            Unsaved trash
            • Jun 2016
            • 3

            #545
            Re: Top 10 reasons why God hates rock music.

            This is a perfect text for this comunity and no im never going to do drugs! ive tryed but no never again.....


            If the stars fall down on me,
            And the sun refused to shine,
            Then may the shackles be undone,
            May all the old words cease to rhyme,
            If the sky turned into stone,
            It will matter not at all,
            For there is no heaven in the sky,
            Hell does not wait for our downfall!

            Let the voice of reason chime,
            Let the friars vanish for all time,
            God's face is hidden, all unseen,
            You can't ask him,
            What it all means,
            He was never on your side,
            God was never on your side,
            Let right or wrong alone decide,
            God was never on your side.

            See ten thousand ministries,
            See the holy, righteous dogs,
            They claim to heal,
            But all they do is steal,
            Abuse your faith,
            Cheat and rob,

            If god is wise,
            Why is he still,
            When these false prophets,
            Call him friend,
            Why is he silent,
            Is he blind?!
            Are we abandoned in the end?

            Let the sword of reason shine,
            Let us be free of prayer and shrine,
            God's face is hidden, turned way,
            He never has a word to say,
            He was never on your side,
            God was never on your side,
            Let right or wrong alone decide!
            God was never on your side!
            No, no, no!

            (Guitar solo)
            He was never on your side,
            God was never on your side,
            Never!
            Never!
            Never!
            Never!
            Never on your side!
            Never on your side!
            God was never on your side,
            Never on your side...

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            • Russell Holbeck
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Dec 2012
              • 735

              #546
              Re: Top 10 reasons why God hates rock music.

              Hello MotorheadsBomber.

              God will be on your side if you ask Him nicely also you should not play that kind of music in front of Him maybe the Louvin Brothers.

              Thank you.

              Rusty
              Psalms 116:6 The LORD preserveth the simple: I was brought low, and he helped me.

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              • Roland
                Obese Swedish Meatball
                Delusional Forum Member
                • May 2014
                • 2189

                #547
                Re: Top 10 reasons why God hates rock music.

                Originally posted by MotorheadsBomber! View Post
                This is a perfect text for this comunity and no im never going to do drugs! ive tryed but no never again.....
                [...]
                Hello Bomber,

                You seem to want to share a lot of ideas from other people. Why don´t you head over to the Introduction forum and share some of your own ideas and some information about yourself? It´s a polite thing to do. Instructions are on top of said forum.

                Kind regards,

                Roland
                Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

                Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

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                • Bezukhov
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Aug 2014
                  • 85

                  #548
                  Re: Top 10 reasons why God hates rock music.

                  2. Drums are the instruments of satanists, devil worshipers and pagans, and should never be listened to. The rhythm has been proven to have a brainwashing effect on children, and slowly converts them to satanism. If you hear drums, block your ears! I cannot stress this enough.
                  Drums are Evil, in other genres as well. Here are a couple of drummers from that other degenerate, African American influenced style known as Jazz. It was only through the help of that I was finally able to break free of its spell. Now I am strong enough to show these, they disgust me. Notice the faces, pure malevolence.




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                  • AAAbattery
                    Unsaved trash
                    • Jun 2016
                    • 3

                    #549
                    Re: Top 10 reasons why God hates rock music.

                    I'm just confused, are all the parts of the drum evil ? I mean if you take just the snare individualy, for example, is it still considered satanist?

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                    • Howard L. Schlangern
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Jun 2016
                      • 20

                      #550
                      Re: Top 10 reasons why God hates rock music.

                      Originally posted by AAAbattery View Post
                      I'm just confused, are all the parts of the drum evil ? I mean if you take just the snare individualy, for example, is it still considered satanist?
                      The beat of the drum manipulates the human nervous system and turns men into jungle beasts. The pagans don't even hide the word "snare", as the rhythm entangles men's spirits.

                      It's a well known fact that pagans used human skin to fashion drums for their raves:

                      "And at noon Elijah mocked them, saying, “Cry aloud, for he is a god. Either he is musing, or he is relieving himself, or he is on a journey, or perhaps he is asleep and must be awakened.” And they cried aloud and cut themselves after their custom with swords and lances, until the blood gushed out upon them. And as midday passed, they raved on until the time of the offering of the oblation, but there was no voice. No one answered; no one paid attention."~1 King 18:27-29



                      ~H. L. Schlangern
                      "And when the barbarians saw the venomous beast hang on his hand, they said among themselves. No doubt this man is a murderer. And he shook off the beast into the fire, and felt no harm. Howbeit they looked when he should have swollen, or fallen down dead suddenly: but after they had looked a great while, and saw no harm come to him, they changed their minds, and said that he was a god." ~ Acts 28:4-6

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                      • Elmer G. White
                        Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology)
                        Victim of atheist scientific persecution
                         
                        • Apr 2014
                        • 10260

                        #551
                        Re: Top 10 reasons why God hates rock music.

                        Originally posted by AAAbattery View Post
                        I'm just confused, are all the parts of the drum evil ? I mean if you take just the snare individualy, for example, is it still considered satanist?
                        Originally posted by Howard L. Schlangern View Post
                        The beat of the drum manipulates the human nervous system and turns men into jungle beasts. The pagans don't even hide the word "snare", as the rhythm entangles men's spirits.

                        It's a well known fact that pagans used human skin to fashion drums for their raves:

                        "And at noon Elijah mocked them, saying, “Cry aloud, for he is a god. Either he is musing, or he is relieving himself, or he is on a journey, or perhaps he is asleep and must be awakened.” And they cried aloud and cut themselves after their custom with swords and lances, until the blood gushed out upon them. And as midday passed, they raved on until the time of the offering of the oblation, but there was no voice. No one answered; no one paid attention."~1 King 18:27-29

                        ~H. L. Schlangern
                        Verily, Mr. Schlangern, we must be vigilant against any kind of rhythms that may induce fornicatory associations in susceptible young youthful minds of adolescents. If I may, I'd like to add a couple of observations. All kinds of percussion instruments per se are not necessarily evil:

                        Psalms 150:5
                        Praise him upon the loud cymbals: praise him upon the high sounding cymbals.


                        This verse teaches us two pivotal things about percussion and Praise.1) The intention has to be Worship and Praising Jesus in the True Christian™ manner - most light entertainment fails at this. 2) The cymbals - the percussion condoned by Jesus - should be loud and high-pitched.



                        A snare drum will not do.

                        1 Timothy 3:7
                        Moreover he must have a good report of them which are without; lest he fall into reproach and the snare of the devil.




                        Look at this nice and almost conventionally acceptable piece of music. Form 4:40 onward the snare ruins everything that would have been pleasing to Jesus (Obviously, the composer was Danish so he must have tried to do his utmost to upset Christ our Lord):


                        Yours in Christ,

                        Elmer
                        2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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                        • AAAbattery
                          Unsaved trash
                          • Jun 2016
                          • 3

                          #552
                          Re: Top 10 reasons why God hates rock music.

                          What about drum machines ? Do they act against God will ? If I used a Linn Drum or an Akai XR20 does it mean I'm going straight to hell ?

                          Thanks

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                          • Elmer G. White
                            Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology)
                            Victim of atheist scientific persecution
                             
                            • Apr 2014
                            • 10260

                            #553
                            Re: Top 10 reasons why God hates rock music.

                            Originally posted by AAAbattery View Post
                            What about drum machines ? Do they act against God will ? If I used a Linn Drum or an Akai XR20 does it mean I'm going straight to hell ?

                            Thanks
                            Yes, it does, as God knows the purpose of these machines, these devious devices.

                            Psalms 21:11
                            For they intended evil against thee: they imagined a mischievous device, which they are not able to perform.


                            Please be informed that any sin is more than adequate to send you to Hell. Once you've committed one, you've committed them all (James 2:10). It is very fortunate that Jesus guided you to our Forum as you now have the unlikely but still possible chance for Salvation (John 3:18).

                            You're welcome.

                            Yours in Christ,

                            Elmer
                            2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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                            • Mary Etheldreda
                              Gushing for Jesus
                               
                              • Sep 2011
                              • 23775

                              #554
                              Re: Top 10 reasons why God hates rock music.

                              Originally posted by AAAbattery View Post
                              What about drum machines ? Do they act against God will ? If I used a Linn Drum or an Akai XR20 does it mean I'm going straight to hell ?

                              Thanks
                              Well friend, the fact remains that Hell is the default position of mankind until a man shows sufficient faith (John 3:18). Unless you declare with your mouth, "Jesus is Lord," and believe in your heart that God raised Him from His long weekend of death, you will be damned forever (Romans 10:9). Jesus wants you to acknowledge your guilt, that you have rebelled against the LORD thy God, that you whored your soul to whoever could provide instant gratification, and that you have not obeyed Him (Jeremiah 3:13; 3:6). He wants you to know that not obeying Him is a really, really big deal. In fact, it's the biggest (Ecclesiastes 12:13). If you truly repent of your rebellious ways, if you truly love Jesus for His temporary sacrifice, you will show your love by being obedient to His every command (John 14:15). In this way Jesus will know your love is genuine and He will forgive you and forget everything you ever did that irked Him before (Hebrews 8:12). You have a lot of pruning in your closet to do (Leviticus 19:19). Who has time to play drums?
                              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                              • AAAbattery
                                Unsaved trash
                                • Jun 2016
                                • 3

                                #555
                                Re: Top 10 reasons why God hates rock music.

                                Good News! Turns out God doesn't hate rock music at all!
                                It all started last Friday night, I went bowling with my two friends. While playing I noticed this guy in the alley next to us. He had this weird white pinch. After, my friends and I went to eat a club sandwich at the local snackbar. The hard-to-miss guy with the white pinch was there too. He paid a round of drinks to the whole snackbar! The least I could do was to go thank him. So one thing let to the other, and we ended up talking at his table. The guy at first told me he was God, I didn't believe him at first, that's why I asked him to prove it. I asked him to do many things, like to make a car appear from nowhere in the parking, to teleport to heaven and even to move the clouds from the sky! Every time, he managed to make it happen! I asked him if he hates rock music, and he replied no! He even told me that he prefers hip-hop and electro-jazz. He listens to almost any kind of music and even has his own jamming band. We ended up playing "Name that tune", for 1h straight, he named every single song! It was getting late so I asked for his autograph on my pocket Bible (unfortunately the only one I had on me at that moment). He gave me what he calls a "fisstbump" and told me to take care. I returned home amazed.
                                Conclusion: he's a super cool dude!

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