[Brother Guy Bayard]

Re: Whatever Happened to the Dinosaurs?

As the Godly Bobby Joe has explained, many of the dinosaurs were tempted by Satan into becoming limp-wristed queers who loved nothing better than to bugger cavemen senseless. Them being soy-gobbling vegetarians fits in with this 1000%.

OMG. Dinosaurs were gay rapist vegetarians? That explains why they became extinct...

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Whatever Happened to the Dinosaurs?

OMG. Dinosaurs were gay rapist vegetarians? That explains why they became extinct...

Exactly friend. Satan was using them to turn the human race into a bunch of homers. Mercifully God took action to SAVE(tm) us and caused The Flood.

[Brother Guy Bayard]

Re: Whatever Happened to the Dinosaurs?

Exactly friend. Satan was using them to turn the human race into a bunch of homers. Mercifully God took action to SAVE™ us and caused The Flood.

I'm uncertain, Bobby-Joe. Did dinosaurs become vegetarians because they were gay, or did they become gay because they were vegetarians? Or were they vegetarian and gay because they were goths?

[Mr. Jingles]

Re: Whatever Happened to the Dinosaurs?

Reading Mr. Chick's newest tract brings back many memories; I used to hand out Chick Tracts to everyone I knew, back when I still had friends. Jack T. Chick is an inspiration-he's living proof what somebody with only a 4th Grade education can do; glory...

And yes, the dinosaurs were homers; very big homers at that. Of course they had to be eliminated.

[Pastor Rune Enoe]

Re: Whatever Happened to the Dinosaurs?

Exactly friend. Satan was using them to turn the human race into a bunch of homers. Mercifully God took action to SAVE™ us and caused The Flood.

The way I understand it, the dinosaurs were controlled by evil angels, who used them in an attempt to destroy the ark:



Fortunately the good angels were able to repel the dinosaur with their energy rays.



There's a few more illustrations on this page.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Whatever Happened to the Dinosaurs?

Shout GLORY!!!!

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Whatever Happened to the Dinosaurs?

What really happened.

[HellboundGreaser]

Re: Whatever Happened to the Dinosaurs?

Aw....I want one....

[mstwotoes]

Re: Whatever Happened to the Dinosaurs?

Impressive! I studied biology for 5 years and never realized this. I am also gay and play TF2 and am proud to go the hell if I can avoid you bigots. Lol. Brb, gotta satisfy my one night hookup. oh you're soooo shocked. Boohoo.

[Isabella White]

Re: Whatever Happened to the Dinosaurs?

Impressive! I studied biology for 5 years and never realized this. I am also gay and play TF2 and am proud to go the hell if I can avoid you bigots. Lol. Brb, gotta satisfy my one night hookup. oh you're soooo shocked. Boohoo.

Dear Miss Twotoes: We are always happy when desperate sinners, such as yourself, visit , because it is a sign that you wish to repent of your horrid sins, and to get right with the , by asking to be washed in the glorious of .

And, as you are a newcomer to , I must inform you that we prefer all new visitors to go to our cordial Introduction Forum, and to write a polite, well-worded, introductory message. It's our way of getting to know you. The link to that page is here:

https://www.landoverbaptist.net/forumdisplay.php?f=16

Whilst there, kindly pay very close attention to our very important requests, at the top of the page. I am pleased to include them here, as well, for your benefit:

The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

We do look forward to getting to know you, and to helping you understand the implicit instructions to you from Almighty , as revealed through wondrous .

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Whatever Happened to the Dinosaurs?

Dear Miss Twotoes: We are always happy when desperate sinners, such as yourself, visit ,.

For whatever reason this discussion goes on and on as to why the dinosaurs were here in the first place and why they are not here now.

The answer is obvious. When God placed man on earth He knew man would need to clear brush and trees so crops could be planted. God looked over the animals He had put here for man to use and none of them were big enough to remove and haul away huge trees. Dams needed to be constructed so water could be piped to irrigate crops. Big animals were needed for that too.

So, God created the dinosaur specifically to carry heavy loads and tear out big trees. Once that work was done, man ate the dinosaurs and tossed the bones in places where they are found yet today.

[handmaiden]

Re: Whatever Happened to the Dinosaurs?

Impressive! I studied biology for 5 years and never realized this. I am also gay and play TF2 and am proud to go the hell if I can avoid you bigots. Lol. Brb, gotta satisfy my one night hookup. oh you're soooo shocked. Boohoo.

No. We are not shocked. Nor are we chagrined or even dismayed.

I, personally, have been a discouraged by the lack of worthwhile challenges presented by the intellectually-stunted sinners we have visiting here of late. But I am going to take the positive view that The Lord has blessed our ministry here at so very richly that we have gained the reputation of Guaranteed Salvation(c) with those who seek us out in honest effort to learn about the way.


The smart and sincere have already had their eyes opened to the immense value of the . What's left are the attention-seekers who desperately need to shock someone, somewhere, in order to feel alive.


Of course, that shows how little satisfaction you really derive from your sinful lifestyle, if telling strangers about it is more fun than actually doing it. I bet that if you lived in a homer paradise like San Francisco or Ibiza, you would be prancing about, engaging in PDA with your opposite-sex partner in the hopes of being noticed.

[WWJDnow]

Re: Whatever Happened to the Dinosaurs?

Impressive! I studied biology for 5 years and never realized this.

No wonder they held you back that extra year. You need to go to a real college like Landover Baptist University to learn the truth. Don't let the "scientists" brainwash you with their experimental data and careful observations.

I am also gay and play TF2

Of course. TF2 turns every player gay sooner or later.

and am proud to go the hell if I can avoid you bigots.

Happy to oblige, ma'am. But everything we believe comes straight from the Bible, so, by definition, it isn't bigotry.

Lol. Brb, gotta satisfy my one night hookup.

LOL, more like a three minute hookup in your case.

oh you're soooo shocked.

No, just disappointed.