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  • eliot mayfield
    God Squad
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 9324
    #1

    God Damn it!

    What, or who, do you want to see God damn next?

    Elton John, Ozzy Osbourne, Demoncrat health care all spring to my mind. But what do you think?
    Matthew:
    5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
    5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
    10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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    • TC Patriot
      AMERICA - LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT!!!
      True Christian™
      • Oct 2008
      • 1060
      #2
      Re: God Damn it!

      In one fell swoop I would like to see him damn all the Obamunists.

      Jesus loves Dick



      Cheney/Palin 2012

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        • eliot mayfield
          God Squad
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 9324
          #3
          Re: God Damn it!

          Damn them all!
          Matthew:
          5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
          5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
          10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
          10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556
              #4
              Re: God Damn it!

              I pray to Jesus each and every day that He will damn the Clintons.

              “One-Minute Prayer: Let us pray. Almighty God, today we pray imprecatory prayers from Psalm 109 against the enemies of religious liberty, including Bill and Hillary Clinton, who have worked feverishly to destroy your favorite church (Landover Baptist) and have attacked you personally. God, do not remain silent, for wicked men surround us and tell lies about us. We bless them, but they curse us. Therefore find them guilty, not me. Let their days be few, and replace them with Godly people. Plunder their fields, and seize their assets. Cut off their descendants, and remember their sins, in Jesus’ name. Amen.”
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Nobar King
                  Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                  Christ's Guardian
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2007
                  • 23748
                  #5
                  Re: God Damn it!

                  How about bike thieves?
                  May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                    • Brad Crassley
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      • Apr 2010
                      • 98
                      #6
                      Re: God Damn it!

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      I pray to Jesus each and every day that He will damn the Clintons.

                      “One-Minute Prayer: Let us pray. Almighty God, today we pray imprecatory prayers from Psalm 109 against the enemies of religious liberty, including Bill and Hillary Clinton, who have worked feverishly to destroy your favorite church (Landover Baptist) and have attacked you personally. God, do not remain silent, for wicked men surround us and tell lies about us. We bless them, but they curse us. Therefore find them guilty, not me. Let their days be few, and replace them with Godly people. Plunder their fields, and seize their assets. Cut off their descendants, and remember their sins, in Jesus’ name. Amen.”
                      I do so without ceasing!

                      1 Thessalonians 5:17 (Landover Baptist Church Version)


                      17Pray without ceasing.

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                        • James Dewitt
                          #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                          • Jan 2010
                          • 6267
                          #7
                          Re: God Damn it!

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          I pray to Jesus each and every day that He will damn the Clintons.
                          I think God already has, their slut daughter is marring a stinking Joo boy.

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                            • Brad Crassley
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              • Apr 2010
                              • 98
                              #8
                              Re: God Damn it!

                              Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                              I think God already has, their slut daughter is marring a stinking Joo boy.
                              How terrible! Somebody save her now!

                              We need to respond to this by being good Baptist stewards. Be sure to write her letters telling her to poison his water and to burn his house down before she leaves the house.

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                                • Brad Crassley
                                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                                  • Apr 2010
                                  • 98
                                  #9
                                  Re: God Damn it!

                                  Originally posted by TC Patriot View Post
                                  In one fell swoop I would like to see him damn all the Obamunists.
                                  Damn Obamunists!

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                                    • Seth Campbell
                                      Outdoorsman, Hunter, Fisherman, Husband, True Christian™
                                      True Christian™
                                      • Apr 2010
                                      • 1565
                                      #10
                                      Re: God Damn it!

                                      Wow, there's just so much.

                                      I would have to go with Obama and his sycophant minions as well. We need to get back on the right track.
                                      PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

                                      Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

                                      Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

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                                        • Brad Crassley
                                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                                          • Apr 2010
                                          • 98
                                          #11
                                          Re: God Damn it!

                                          Originally posted by Seth Campbell View Post
                                          Wow, there's just so much.

                                          I would have to go with Obama and his sycophant minions as well. We need to get back on the right track.
                                          So true...so true.

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                                            • eliot mayfield
                                              God Squad
                                              True Christian™
                                              • Sep 2006
                                              • 9324
                                              #12
                                              Re: God Damn it!

                                              The Arab terrorists!
                                              Matthew:
                                              5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                                              5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                                              10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                                              10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                                                • Brad Crassley
                                                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                  • Apr 2010
                                                  • 98
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: God Damn it!

                                                  Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
                                                  The Arab terrorists!
                                                  \

                                                  And there is their leader.

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                                                    • The Hand
                                                      True Christian™
                                                      True Christian™
                                                      • Mar 2010
                                                      • 419
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: God Damn it!

                                                      The Pope.

                                                      The whole Vatican actually.

                                                      /spit
                                                      May the call of Jihad be forever outshined, outmatched, and outlasted by the The LORD's Crusade, to the end of eternity and the extinction of mortal flesh. Let those who march against it in His name be as giants - pure of heart, strong of body, honored, invulnerable. May those warriors be burning stars in the firmament of battle, angels of death on shining wings, bringing swift annihilation to the enemies of CHRIST. Amen.

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                                                        • Cranky Old Man
                                                          Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                                                          You kids get off his lawn!
                                                           
                                                          • Jan 2010
                                                          • 22379
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: God Damn it!

                                                          Democrats.
                                                          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                                                          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                                                          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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