Where is He?

[Brother Lindh]

Allah is Great.

Where is Pastor Deacon Fred on the Senator Craig matter? Not a single word from the Deacon, and I can tell you why. He can't interpret the Hand Signals used by this Christian Senator in Minnesota toilets and Porta Potties. For all P D Fred knows, Craig may be one of our jihadists trying to hijack a plane.

Praise Allah!

[Marshall]

Re: Where is He?

Praising Allah will only get you worse treatment in Hell.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Where is He?

Allah is Great.

Where is Pastor Deacon Fred on the Senator Craig matter? Not a single word from the Deacon, and I can tell you why. He can't interpret the Hand Signals used by this Christian Senator in Minnesota toilets and Porta Potties. For all P D Fred knows, Craig may be one of our jihadists trying to hijack a plane.

Praise Allah!

Such matters are beneath our beloved Pastor Deacon Fred.

Besides, the arresting officer seemed to interpret the hand-signals and toe tapping incorrectly. The Good Senator has assured me that he thought a mudslime was in the next stall, and he was demanding that the sand nigra shine his shoes with the towel on his head. Just a misunderstanding.

May your false moon-god allah (piss be upon him) continue to be sexually assaulted by every pig in hell. Praise Jesus!

[lilith]

Re: Where is He?

Um...attempting to hi jack a plane...from the toilet?

Even for a Fundy,that's bizarre.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Where is He?

Allah is Great.

Where is Pastor Deacon Fred on the Senator Craig matter? Not a single word from the Deacon, and I can tell you why. He can't interpret the Hand Signals used by this Christian Senator in Minnesota toilets and Porta Potties. For all P D Fred knows, Craig may be one of our jihadists trying to hijack a plane.

Praise Allah!

Listen up, dogmeat. I am the Voice Of Jesus in this forum. PDF needs only be consulted in extreme cases, and you ain't one on them. Capice?

[Brother Lindh]

Re: Where is He?

"Listen up, dogmeat. I am the Voice Of Jesus in this forum."

72 pardons, Bwana. We do relish your old camel jockey as one of our own but just a minor prophet, not The Prophet (PBUH). Unfortunately, Jesus's mother was raped by a ghost and that is quite disturbing to us...
this women gets up on the morning of March 25th and says "Awwk! Behold! I've been raped by a ghost and I'm still a virgin, Praise Allah!" Not even Senator Craig would swallow (pardon the pun) that line.

Allah is Great!

[Deaner]

Re: Where is He?

Allah is Great!

Allah's a queer and you're a queer. Mohammed is Christ's footstool and your people are going to rot in hell for following a false prophet. You live in mudhuts because that's where you belong and you'd sooner buy a rocket launcher than feed your kids. You're vile and sinful. You send young boys to blow themselves up while your fat and ignorant iman's rape their sisters. You are nothing but a chew-toy for the ferocious Christ-beast that is the United States and the rivers of mudslum blood that run through your villages lays witness to that.

[Brother Lindh]

Re: Where is He?

Allah is Great.

I am beginning to suspect that PD Fred will not comment on Senator Craig's Hand Signals because PD Fred is currently in the Christian State of Idaho where Landover gets most of its contributions. Idaho is the Most Christian State of your infidel Union. Sheep abound there for the pleasure of its infidel governor.

Praise Allah!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Where is He?

Allah is Great.

I am beginning to suspect that PD Fred will not comment on Senator Craig's Hand Signals because PD Fred is currently in the Christian State of Idaho where Landover gets most of its contributions. Idaho is the Most Christian State of your infidel Union. Sheep abound there for the pleasure of its infidel governor.

Praise Allah!

PFD and I have discussed this issue at great length. It is not a matter of WHICH conservative Republican is in office, as long as the Congress is held by conservative Republicans and directed by George W. Bush.

We consider the Craig matter to be inconsequential and thus does not require a public statement. We are MUCH more concerned with the LIEberals and their insistence that the game of 'tag' be banned in the public schools. This game is absolutely necessary because it begins the period of teaching women to be submissive or get kabonged.

Please try to keep your inane remarks to the important issues of the day.

[SinisterPizza]

Re: Where is He?

72 pardons, Bwana. We do relish your old camel jockey as one of our own but just a minor prophet, not The Prophet (PBUH). Unfortunately, Jesus's mother was raped by a ghost and that is quite disturbing to us...
this women gets up on the morning of March 25th and says "Awwk! Behold! I've been raped by a ghost and I'm still a virgin, Praise Allah!" Not even Senator Craig would swallow (pardon the pun) that line.


Allah is Great.

I am beginning to suspect that PD Fred will not comment on Senator Craig's Hand Signals because PD Fred is currently in the Christian State of Idaho where Landover gets most of its contributions. Idaho is the Most Christian State of your infidel Union. Sheep abound there for the pleasure of its infidel governor.

Praise Allah!

What...the...?...is this all about?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Where is He?

What...the...?...is this all about?

The false accusations that Senator Craig is a closeted homersexaul because he accidentally grouped a police officer in a mens room.