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  • Democritus AChE
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    • Nov 2007
    • 18
    #1

    Pray for me...

    I'm going into forclosure (seriously), and have been out of work for 9 months now (really) and need your prayers.

    I know it's because I haven't given enough to god. Instead of looking for work, I should have been praying more. It's my fault...

    I was actually told (really) by a Christian (not as real as me though) that I was not finding work because I didn't pray enough, so he must be right...

    Plus, some evil geek put a Jesus fish on my car, only it's not appropriate, it instead is of the Enterpise and say's "Trek." How dare they ridicule my religion...

    Anyway, god bless us all...
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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556
      #2
      Re: Pray for me...

      What have you done to infuriate Jesus?


      What does your own pastor have to say about this?
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Democritus AChE
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          • Nov 2007
          • 18
          #3
          Re: Pray for me...

          Well, my pastor said I must not have given enough money to the church and that I need to repent for my sins... I have not confessed all of my sins, which might be my problem.

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556
              #4
              Re: Pray for me...

              Originally posted by Democritus AChE View Post
              Well, my pastor said I must not have given enough money to the church and that I need to repent for my sins... I have not confessed all of my sins, which might be my problem.
              Well, better get started. Don't hold back any details. As a True Christian(tm) Pastor, I've heard it all.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • jbrandona
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                  • May 2010
                  • 3
                  #5
                  Re: Pray for me...

                  Originally posted by Democritus AChE View Post
                  Well, my pastor said I must not have given enough money to the church and that I need to repent for my sins... I have not confessed all of my sins, which might be my problem.
                  I think you should start donating money to foundations that need it, and not hateful religious groups.

                  God doesn't control anything monetary...he's above that. Money is greed and power (in the negative connotation). God is All powerful (in a good way). Why would God even want to try and give someone a source of one of the 7 deadly sins?

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78556
                      #6
                      Re: Pray for me...

                      Originally posted by jbrandona View Post
                      Why would God even want to try and give someone a source of one of the 7 deadly sins?
                      And exactly where, pray tell, are these "7 deadly sins" found in the Holy Bible? Chapter and verse, please.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • Devoutly Wishing
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                          • May 2010
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                          #7
                          Re: Pray for me...

                          Where is your God now? Has he forsaken you? I propose that you become an Athiest like me, praise Charles Darwin and his revolution in thought and mind

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                            • repented harlot70
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                              • Mar 2010
                              • 213
                              #8
                              Re: Pray for me...

                              Maybe you should move out of Hell to a more righteous area, like Freehold?

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                                • Seth Campbell
                                  Outdoorsman, Hunter, Fisherman, Husband, True Christian™
                                  True Christian™
                                  • Apr 2010
                                  • 1565
                                  #9
                                  Re: Pray for me...

                                  Originally posted by jbrandona View Post
                                  I think you should start donating money to foundations that need it, and not hateful religious groups.

                                  God doesn't control anything monetary...he's above that. Money is greed and power (in the negative connotation). God is All powerful (in a good way). Why would God even want to try and give someone a source of one of the 7 deadly sins?
                                  Yet the Bible says to give your money to the church, funny that a papist wouldn't know this.
                                  PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

                                  Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

                                  Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

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                                    • Democritus AChE
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                                      • Nov 2007
                                      • 18
                                      #10
                                      Re: Pray for me...

                                      Originally posted by Devoutly Wishing View Post
                                      Where is your God now? Has he forsaken you? I propose that you become an Athiest like me, praise Charles Darwin and his revolution in thought and mind
                                      Atheists don't praise Charles Darwin though... Well, maybe they do, that evil man who has no proof that we came from apes!

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                                        • Cranky Old Man
                                          Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                                          You kids get off his lawn!
                                           
                                          • Jan 2010
                                          • 22374
                                          #11
                                          Re: Pray for me...

                                          Originally posted by Devoutly Wishing View Post
                                          Where is your God now? Has he forsaken you? I propose that you become an Athiest like me, praise Charles Darwin and his revolution in thought and mind
                                          You type amazingly well for someone who is completely blind. Why not open your eyes to the truth and accept the love of Jesus in your life?
                                          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                                          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                                          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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