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  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748
    #1

    Walking on water: now it's a sport?

    Here are some jokers who think they're smart enough to walk on water:


    You can see the inspiration for their adventure hanging from the rear view mirror: a replica of Jesus.

    Obviously, they'll never be able to walk on water. Running into a lake doesn't count.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556
      #2
      Re: Walking on water: now it's a sport?

      Those foreigners are clearly mocking Jesus.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • HTannor
          America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2009
          • 2612
          #3
          Re: Walking on water: now it's a sport?

          I clicked off immediately after seeing it was all made up of Brit Fags, Frogs, and other untermenschen running into a papist-loving county's lake.

          What a waste of time.
          The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

          "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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            • BelieverInGod
              Fourm Member
              Forum Member
              • Feb 2010
              • 9269
              #4
              Re: Walking on water: now it's a sport?

              Jesus walked on water, he didn't run across it in special boots.

              I mean if you're going to equate that to "walking on water" then most Canadians walk on water every year, we call it skating.
              Drama queen

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                • repented harlot70
                  Forum Member
                  • Mar 2010
                  • 213
                  #5
                  Re: Walking on water: now it's a sport?

                  Originally posted by HTannor View Post
                  I clicked off immediately after seeing it was all made up of Brit Fags, Frogs, and other untermenschen running into a papist-loving county's lake.

                  What a waste of time.
                  I agree with you completely!

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                    • Dirk
                      True Christian™
                      • Apr 2010
                      • 1425
                      #6
                      Re: Walking on water: now it's a sport?

                      So what are they trying to prove?

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                        • LardBoy
                          Unsaved trash, teenaged Godmocker
                          • May 2010
                          • 33
                          #7
                          Re: Walking on water: now it's a sport?

                          Originally posted by Dirk View Post
                          So what are they trying to prove?
                          That it is, to some extent, possible for humans to run on water with a minimal of equipment.
                          O that ye would altogether hold your peace! And it should be your wisdom.
                          -Job 13:5

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                            • True Disciple
                              True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                              Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
                              Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
                              True Christian™
                              • Nov 2009
                              • 2445
                              #8
                              Re: Walking on water: now it's a sport?

                              Originally posted by Lord Lolland View Post
                              That it is, to some extent, possible for humans to run on water with a minimal of equipment.
                              Of course it is, we already knew that since 1611:

                              Matthew 17:10:
                              And Jesus said unto them, Because of your unbelief: for verily I say unto you, If ye have faith as a grain of mustard seed, ye shall say unto this mountain, Remove hence to yonder place; and it shall remove; and nothing shall be impossible unto you.

                              However, these people are trying to do it with special shoes, undoubtedly designed in Hell to mock Jesus. But Jesus is Greater than Satan: He did it on his sandals, during a large windstorm.
                              Sweet Lord Jesus,
                              I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                              Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                              Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                              Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                              Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                              Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                              Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                              Amen.

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                                • Dirk
                                  True Christian™
                                  • Apr 2010
                                  • 1425
                                  #9
                                  Re: Walking on water: now it's a sport?

                                  Originally posted by Lord Lolland View Post
                                  That it is, to some extent, possible for humans to run on water with a minimal of equipment.
                                  Originally posted by True Disciple View Post
                                  Of course it is, we already knew that since 1611:

                                  Matthew 17:10:
                                  And Jesus said unto them, Because of your unbelief: for verily I say unto you, If ye have faith as a grain of mustard seed, ye shall say unto this mountain, Remove hence to yonder place; and it shall remove; and nothing shall be impossible unto you.

                                  However, these people are trying to do it with special shoes, undoubtedly designed in Hell to mock Jesus. But Jesus is Greater than Satan: He did it on his sandals, during a large windstorm.
                                  Post answered and supported with the KJV 1611 Bible! Could not have done it better True Disciple.

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                                    • Benedict A. Davis
                                      Winning Souls in his Winnebago
                                      True Christian™
                                      • May 2010
                                      • 3900
                                      #10
                                      Re: Walking on water: now it's a sport?



                                      I offer this photo for matters of discussion only not to support or refute any point.
                                      Last edited by Benedict A. Davis; 05-29-2010, 03:57 PM.
                                      sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
                                      Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
                                      Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
                                      Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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                                        • Nobar King
                                          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                                          Christ's Guardian
                                          True Christian™
                                          • Sep 2007
                                          • 23748
                                          #11
                                          Re: Walking on water: now it's a sport?

                                          Boat racing- now THAT'S a sport!
                                          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                                            • Dirk
                                              True Christian™
                                              • Apr 2010
                                              • 1425
                                              #12
                                              Re: Walking on water: now it's a sport?

                                              Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                                              Boat racing- now THAT'S a sport!
                                              A non-homer godmocking sport that is!

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