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Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Canada's Gun Laws 4 Americans
1. Canadians must follow all orders given by God's favorite country (USA) or be wiped from the surface of planet Earth.
2. Every American (real Americans - not Mexicants or Exxonimos) has the right to fire any weapon he damn well pleases (this includes the vice president of the USA).Last edited by Elmer Christianson; 09-12-2007, 04:22 AM.Investment Portfolio = Canned Goods, Automatic Weapons and a KJV1611 Bible! -
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I'd like to know exactly who they think they are telling Americans whether they can or can't possess guns! Once your country passes laws mandating queer marriage, you lose all legitimacy or authority.
Plus, they're communists. who cares what they say?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Frankly, I don't see what the big deal about disarming America's enemies is. Let the liberals go wild banning Canuckistanis from owning guns. Maybe they can ban ragheads from exploding or pass nuclear-weapons-control laws in North Korea or Iran next?O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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Didn't those Canadians here that Jesus guaranteed the right to bear arms when Jesus wrote the Constitution?
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It seems pretty simple. Disarm your citizens, then wait for the first country who decides to invade and make your citizens slaves. I'm pretty sure that Alaska is going to expand very soon to meet our northern states.Originally posted by Brother Temperance View PostEmeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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I'm not sure there's anything up there to save. I don't know why we don't melt the artic ice-cap and drown the queers. Not only will we stop their incessant finger pointing; our fresh water problems will also be solved. If any of them manage to survive we can send them to Iraq to teach the mudslums table manners.Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View PostComment
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I am actually working on a plan for this in my lab, Brother Deaner. If you leave all of your SUVs running 24/7, you can help melt that annoying ice cap and solve this problem once and for all!Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"Comment
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Amen, Pastor! I have been saying for years that Canadastan is a Grave and Looming Threat to our nation. From siphoning off profits from Our Godly Pharmaceutical Companies to Undermining the Foundations of the For-Profit Health Care System, their evil knows no bounds.Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
At least we stole most of their hockey teams to teach them who's boss.Comment
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I'm doing my part. Whenever I take my grandson to a play date that's more than three houses away, I take him in one of the Hummers.Originally posted by Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S. View PostThis church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
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They probably think they can go unarmed because they're relying on their # 1 ally, Cuba, to nuke anyone who attacks them. Canunckistanis are truly twisted and wrong.Originally posted by H. Montague Worthington View PostO Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
- Catholic perversion throughout history
- Does it matter how we praise the Lord?
- How the King James Bible Saved me from anal sex!
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.Comment
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