Bizarre suicide rocks Freehold

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Has anyone heard about this story? It's really horrible—Josiah is supposedly a wreck about it, completely traumatized. I sent him some flowers this morning.

Here is the obituary from today's Clarion-Evangelist:

Leroy Jackson, 17

Notorious Negro troublemaker Leroy Jackson committed suicide Thursday on Revelation Road. He was 17 years old. At about 8:15 am, Jackson accosted Freehold citizen Josiah Lee Buckhide, 46, when Buckhide was tuning the engine of his pickup truck. According to witnesses, he subdued Buckhide and knocked him unconscious with kung fu, then placed him in the front seat of the truck. Jackson then tied a rope around his own neck and attached it to the truck's trailor hitch. Finally, he placed the foot of the unconscious Buckhide on the truck's gas pedal, causing it to lurch forward and drag Jackson about 300 yards down the road, at which point Jackson was decapitated. The exact motive for the suicide remains unknown, but authorities believe that Jackson became depressed when he was turned down after making a pass at Buckhide's wife several days ago. He will be buried in a patch of land just outside county limits, due to the 1824 ordinance forbidding the interment of Negroes in Freehold County soil.

Poor boy. Though I'd probably be depressed too if I looked like I'd just crawled out of a vat of molasses!

[Wash O'Hanley]

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Does this mean our wives can finally start cooling pies on the windowsills?

[Sister Noddy]

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... at which point Jackson was decapitated ...

What about the head, they gonna bury the head too?

[Bobby-Joe]

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It is sad when the young ones throw themselves to Satan but Brother Josiah said it best when I talk to him today ; "I can see no point in dwellings on the past, what done is done, so I am moving on from poor Leroy's death". I think Brother Josiah has the right idea here.

It certainly is disturbing looking at Leroy's guts all over the road, the kid picked a petty messy way to go. Tin Tithers for you. If Leroy had just loved Jesus a little bit more Leroy would be with us today.

[lilith]

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"Jackson then tied a rope around his own neck and attached it to the truck's trailor hitch. Finally, he placed the foot of the unconscious Buckhide on the truck's gas pedal, causing it to lurch forward and drag Jackson about 300 yards down the road, at which point Jackson was decapitated."


You didn't mention that Leroy must have had abnormally long arms,in order to reach from behind the vehicle,into the cab to place the foot on the pedal.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

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It was probably just a long rope.

[Bobby-Joe]

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"Jackson then tied a rope around his own neck and attached it to the truck's trailor hitch. Finally, he placed the foot of the unconscious Buckhide on the truck's gas pedal, causing it to lurch forward and drag Jackson about 300 yards down the road, at which point Jackson was decapitated."


You didn't mention that Leroy must have had abnormally long arms,in order to reach from behind the vehicle,into the cab to place the foot on the pedal.

Lilith,

Are you some kind of racists? Do think blacks are gorillas are something?

[Marshall]

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Best to just put this whole mess behind you and move forward. No point in dwelling on the past or beating a dead horse.
Unfortunately for Leroy, he is doomed to eternal Hellfire for being a suicide, Unsaved(tm) and a Negroid type on top of that.

I pray the Josiah can come to grips with this and trust in the Lord.
He moves in mysterious ways.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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It's sad, but it isn't that unusual. The forests and meadows are full of the skeletons and rotting corpses of goths and hippies who get off the Greyhound bus thinking Freehold is Woodstock West and are smited by GOD himself with broadhead-tipped angelic arrows.

We used to try to find them and give them a Christian burial, but boot hill filled up pretty quickly and we need to save room for the annual wickedan hunt. If you find a complete skeleton and it hasn't been chewed too much, the medical school pays almost $2,000 per. Skulls alone go for almost $400, but you have to boil them for a couple of days.

[Sister Noddy]

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... the medical school pays almost $2,000 per. Skulls alone go for almost $400, but you have to boil them for a couple of days ...

Oh so you're saying the head is worth something after all ...

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Oh so you're saying the head is worth something after all ...

The empty skull.....which is what wickedans, goths and hippies come equipped with anyway.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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This story reminds me of the time a few years back when Brother BJ and the boys in security had to arrest some old nigra boy they found in the river wrapped in about 50 feet of chain. Seems he'd left his smashed up old car on the bridge (leaving the scene of an accident) right after stealing that chain from Elmer Christianson's pickup (grand larceny).

I don't recall if he survived to go to trial or not. Crazy coons.

[Deaner]

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Far be it from me to speak ill of the dead; but it just proves once again the darkies obsession with assaulting white folk. One last kick at the can before he takes himself out. Mr. Buckhide should consider himself lucky he wasn't raped as well.

[Marshall]

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What a shame. Somewhere there are several Negro babies who will never know their daddy. Actually, I guess that isn't anything out of the ordinary, but in this case I guess the mothers won't be lying when they say he's dead.

Bad child rearing and the proliferation of their kind into rural areas is to blame. This sort of mayhem would be easily prevented if they would just stay in the inner cities where they belong.

[Bobby-Joe]

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This story reminds me of the time a few years back when Brother BJ and the boys in security had to arrest some old nigra boy they found in the river wrapped in about 50 feet of chain. Seems he'd left his smashed up old car on the bridge (leaving the scene of an accident) right after stealing that chain from Elmer Christianson's pickup (grand larceny).

I don't recall if he survived to go to trial or not. Crazy coons.

With the blacks, I swear you can't stick them by themselves in a holding cell for five minutes before they will killing themselves. They hide all kinds of nonsense on themselves; knives, poison, nooses, plastic bags all just for suicide. Why we had one buck hit himself twenty times in head with hammer he had managed to get his hands on.