[Nobar King]

Re: Phillippine Satanic Homo Horror !!

I'm coming here to show you the error of your ways. Except that you guys are pretty stubborn. But so am I. Besides, you're telling me that i'm supposed to believe in a man in the sky, who impregnated a woman, but she's still a virgin? Not gonna happen. i think you're parents hit you a little too hard on the head with those bibles.

I'd like to point out the success rate for discouraging people from worshiping their God by waltzing into their church with some silly arguments. It's zero.

[retroman000]

Re: Phillippine Satanic Homo Horror !!

So, this website is your church?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Phillippine Satanic Homo Horror !!

So, this website is your church?

First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .


Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Phillippine Satanic Homo Horror !!

Im not saying I would ever let my children go over to an adults house for a sleepover: it is kinda creepy: but I still don't believe he did it. Also, yes, this is a christian forum, and I'm coming here to show you the error of your ways. Except that you guys are pretty stubborn. But so am I. Besides, you're telling me that i'm supposed to believe in a man in the sky, who impregnated a woman, but she's still a virgin? Not gonna happen. i think you're parents hit you a little too hard on the head with those bibles.

Listen pal, if you are having a hard time wrapping your brain around the idea of seas parting, two of every animal on a boat, flaming shrubs and snakes that talk, city walls falling from trumpet blasts, eating dung bread, virgin births, the dead rising from the grave and walking, Jesus riding a horse with a sword that protrudes from His mouth and etc., I don't believe you and I have much to talk about.

[Nobar King]

Re: Phillippine Satanic Homo Horror !!

A Church is anywhere that Christians meet to worship Jesus. It doesn't have to be in a Cathedral.

[retroman000]

Re: Phillippine Satanic Homo Horror !!

But you guys aren't meeting here, you're sitting in your houses surrounded by oil paintings of talking snakes and jesus typing on a computer. so yeah. This isn't a church.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Phillippine Satanic Homo Horror !!

But you guys aren't meeting here, you're sitting in your houses surrounded by oil paintings of talking snakes and jesus typing on a computer. so yeah. This isn't a church.

#1) Why are you attempting to derail this thread topic? Do you even know about the Phillippine Satanic Homo Horror?

#2) Why do you even care? You aren't a Christian anyway and you are certainly bound for hellfire.

#3) Why are you here at all? This is a Christian forum. You are not welcome here.

[retroman000]

Re: Phillippine Satanic Homo Horror !!

It says unsaved unwelcome, but how can that be true if there's no such thing as being saved? Once you die, it's over. There is no heaven or hell. So you have to make the most of your life, not spend days on end reading the bible, and going to church every week.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Phillippine Satanic Homo Horror !!

There is no heaven or hell.

Prove it.

[retroman000]

Re: Phillippine Satanic Homo Horror !!

You prove there is heaven and hell.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Phillippine Satanic Homo Horror !!

You prove there is heaven and hell.

He asked you first.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Phillippine Satanic Homo Horror !!

There is no heaven or hell.

You prove there is heaven and hell.

YOU made the statement. Let me introduce you to my friend, "Burden of Proof."

[retroman000]

Re: Phillippine Satanic Homo Horror !!

I'm just saying: No one has proved either one exist, and nothing exists until it is proven it does.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Phillippine Satanic Homo Horror !!

I'm just saying: No one has proved either one exist, and nothing exists until it is proven it does.

What an idiotic thing to say! By your "logic", until some scientist picks up a rock and measures and weighs it, the rock isn't really there?

Yeesh, you may the stupidest UT to wander in here in a long time!

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Phillippine Satanic Homo Horror !!

I'm just saying: No one has proved either one exist, and nothing exists until it is proven it does.

That is the most retarded thing I have ever heard. Things exist whether or not you prove them to exist. If they didn't exist until you proved them, then how could you prove them? You are severely retarded.