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  • #61
    Re: Let's Talk About S-E-X (Bible Style!)

    Originally posted by Bogdana Alkeav View Post
    Oh yeah, one quote REALLY makes your point. Never mind that Jesus said he was coming to fulfill the Law, meaning he was going to do away with it according to almost every interpretation ever made.
    Let's revisit one of the Bible verses that Brother True Disciple quoted to you:

    Matt. 5:18: For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.

    Have heaven and earth passed?
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    • #62
      Re: Let's Talk About S-E-X (Bible Style!)

      @ Bog

      You are deliberately trying to make it look like the Bible is full of sexual material. You are the one who is preoccupied with sex, not God. You're not fooling anybody.
      The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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      • #63
        Re: Let's Talk About S-E-X (Bible Style!)

        Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
        Let's revisit one of the Bible verses that Brother True Disciple quoted to you:

        Matt. 5:18: For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.

        Have heaven and earth passed?
        If not one jot or tittle has passed from the law, why are you allowed to eat porkchops? Yes, I know, Jesus said so. But that means Jesus' is contradicting this. Jesus also seemed to disregard laws of ritual cleanness, the Sabbath day, the rules of divorce, the punishment for adultery, the necessity of animal sacrifices, and probably more that escape me.

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        • #64
          Re: Let's Talk About S-E-X (Bible Style!)

          -God will "smite with a scab the crown of the head of the daughters of Zion" and "will discover their secret parts" since he doesn't like the way they dress and walk. Isaiah 3:16

          -Isaiah has sex with a prophetess who conceives and bears a son. (You weren't expecting a daughter, were you?) God then tells Isaiah to call his name Mathershalalhashbaz. (It has a nice ring to it, doesn't it?) Isaiah 8:3

          -God tells Isaiah to take off all his clothes and to wander about completely naked for three years as a "sign and a wonder." In this way he will be just like the Egyptian captives who will walk about naked "with their buttocks uncovered." Isaiah 20:2-5

          -Tyre "shall commit fornication with all the kingdoms of the world," and her hire shall be holiness to the Lord." Isaiah 23:17-18

          -"Tremble, ye women that are at ease .. strip you, and make you bare ... They shall lament for the teats." Isaiah 32:12

          -"Thy nakedness shall be uncovered." as a punishment for sin. Isaiah 47:3

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          • #65
            Re: Let's Talk About S-E-X (Bible Style!)

            Originally posted by Bogdana Alkeav View Post
            I'm simply trying to understand why the Bible spends so much time describing all of these sordid sexual affairs. Is this a guide to how we are supposed to act?
            Yes. The Holy Bible is a guide to how we are supposed to act! Glad we had this useful discussion now, now please stop talking.
            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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            • #66
              Re: Let's Talk About S-E-X (Bible Style!)

              -Jeremiah insults people by calling them "harlots" who have sex on every hill and under every tree. Jeremiah 2:20

              -God compares Jerusalem's sinful ways to a promiscuous woman, or a wild donkey in heat. Jeremiah 2:24

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              "Thou hast played the harlot with many lovers."
              A divorced woman is "polluted" when she remarries. The man, of course, remains perfectly clean through it all, even though he was the one who "put her away" in the first place. Jeremiah 3:1

              -A woman can't even sit anymore without being condemned by God. "In the ways thou hast sat for them, as the Arabian in the wilderness; and thou hast polluted the land with thy whoredoms." Jeremiah 3:2

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              • #67
                Re: Let's Talk About S-E-X (Bible Style!)

                5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                • #68
                  Re: Let's Talk About S-E-X (Bible Style!)

                  Originally posted by Bogdana Alkeav View Post
                  If not one jot or tittle has passed from the law, why are you allowed to eat porkchops? Yes, I know, Jesus said so. But that means Jesus' is contradicting this. Jesus also seemed to disregard laws of ritual cleanness, the Sabbath day, the rules of divorce, the punishment for adultery, the necessity of animal sacrifices, and probably more that escape me.
                  Dear Stalinist strumpet:

                  By twisting Scripture to make it sound internally inconsistent, something that God's Word just cannot be, you've earned yourself some shiny new infraction points. Have fun with them.
                  This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                  • #69
                    Re: Let's Talk About S-E-X (Bible Style!)

                    You're still not "discussing" anything. You're basically no more intelligent than the average spambot.

                    As for the Blue Letter Bible, I only use it because it's easier to type feet in there and get a number than to go through my own KJV and count the references to feet.

                    But you go on clinging to all those little faults, I'm sure they'll make you feel better when you're being tortured in hell. You can explain to the demons how the Bible was wrong because it's filled with sex.
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                    • #70
                      Re: Let's Talk About S-E-X (Bible Style!)

                      -More talk of harlots who have sex under every tree. Jeremiah 3:6

                      -Judah commits adultery with "stocks and stones." Jeremiah 3:9

                      -Jeremiah just can't quit talking about sex under the trees. Jeremiah 3:13

                      -"As fed horses in the morning: everyone neighed after his neighbor's wife." Jeremiah 5:8

                      -God compares the destruction of Jerusalem to the rape of a woman who deserves to be raped because she has sinned. Jeremiah 13:22

                      -God plans to expose Jerusalem's private parts to the world by lifting her skirt over her head, so to speak. He's seen her commit whoredoms and abominations and whatnot on the hills, and he's getting darned sick of it! Jeremiah 13:26-27

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                      • #71
                        Re: Let's Talk About S-E-X (Bible Style!)

                        Is this what a "conversation" is in the USSR? You just say something and whenever someone says something you just say "no your wrong" and continue your blather without missing a beat?
                        Drama queen

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                        • #72
                          Re: Let's Talk About S-E-X (Bible Style!)

                          -Jerusalem is compared to a naked woman who sighs and turns backward. "Her filthiness is in her skirts." Lamentations 1:8-9

                          -The adversary puts his hand upon "all her pleasant things. Lamentations 1:10

                          -When God gets angry at you he calls you a drunken whore. Lamentations 4:21

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                          • #73
                            Re: Let's Talk About S-E-X (Bible Style!)

                            Or you just ignore responses to your posts completely.

                            Some conversation.
                            Drama queen

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                            • #74
                              Re: Let's Talk About S-E-X (Bible Style!)

                              -Seeing that it is the time for love, God spreads his skirt over Jerusalem to cover her nakedness. Ezekiel 6:8

                              -God dresses up Jerusalem, cleans off the blood that she was wallowing in, and compliments her on her nice hair and breasts. Ezekiel 16:6-7, 22

                              -Jerusalem was a harlot who had sex with everyone that passed by. Ezekiel 16:15-16

                              -"Thou hast ... madest to thyself images of men, and didst commit whoredom with them." Ezekiel 16:17

                              -"Thou ... hast opened thy feet to every one that passed by." Ezekiel 16:25

                              -"Thou hast also committed fornication with the Egyptians thy neighbours, great of flesh." (Jerusalem had sex with Egyptians with big penises.) Ezekiel 16:26

                              -Jerusalem still wasn't satisfied after having sex with the the well-endowed Egyptians, so she had sex with the Assyrians too. Yet she still wasn't satisfied. So she had sex with the men of Canaan and Chaldea, but still was not satisfied Ezekiel 16:28-29

                              -God calls Jerusalem "an imperious whorish woman." Ezekiel 16:30

                              -God says that Jerusalem has sex with strangers, hiring them to "come in unto thee on every side." Ezekiel 16:32-33

                              -Because she is such a filthy harlot, God will expose her nakedness before all of her lovers. Ezekiel 16:35-36

                              -After exposing her nakedness, God will give her "blood in fury and jealousy" and strip her naked once more. Ezekiel 16:38-41

                              -Information from God about discovering the nakedness of fathers, committing adultery with neighbor's wives, sex with menstruating women, daughters-in-law, sisters, etc. Ezekiel 22:1-11

                              -Two sisters were guilty of "committing whoredoms" by pressing their breasts and bruising "the teats of their virginity." As a punishment, one sister's nakedness was discovered, her children were taken from her, and she was killed by the sword. And the fate of the surviving sister was even worse: Her nose and ears were cut off, she was made to "pluck off" her own breasts, and then after being raped and mutilated, she is stoned to death. Ezekiel 23:1-49

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                              • #75
                                Re: Let's Talk About S-E-X (Bible Style!)

                                Originally posted by Bogdana Alkeav View Post
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                                This is what happens when you let Satan have his way with you.

                                I fear that this Russian commie has no hope for salvation. She's too far gone.
                                2 Corinthians 5:7 For we walk by faith, not by sight:

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