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  • Pastor Al E Pistle
    Christ's Cōnsiliārius
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 9323

    #61
    Re: Breast Feeding

    Originally posted by Seeker View Post
    Dudes, nipples were made for men(they don't even have to be godly) and Enfamil and Similac was made for babies. Yes indeed! Won't hear me complain on this.
    Most women who have niblets for GODLY breasts don't complain.
    Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
    "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
    Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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    • Seeker
      Thank you Pastor Pistle!
      Forum Member
      • Aug 2007
      • 966

      #62
      Re: Breast Feeding

      Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
      Most women who have niblets for GODLY breasts don't complain.
      You tricked me... lol

      If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.

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      • St. John Rivers
        Valiant Defender of Incest
        Under Investigation
        • Oct 2007
        • 13

        #63
        Re: Breast Feeding

        The fact of the matter remains.

        Women have nipples. From these nipples comes a nourishing substance that not only sustains babies, but can make them completely healthy.

        And God put them there for this reason.

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        • Old Man Hatchet
          Super Moderator
          Beloved Church Elder
          World's Greatest Father and Grandfather
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 2084

          #64
          Re: Breast Feeding

          Originally posted by St. John Rivers View Post
          The fact of the matter remains.

          Women have nipples. From these nipples comes a nourishing substance that not only sustains babies, but can make them completely healthy.

          And God put them there for this reason.
          As I explained in the very first post in this thread, it's a test from God. A woman can either behave modestly and keep her engorged breasts inside her brassiere, or she can have her own child suck and lick her nipples while Satan pleasures himself. It's not a very difficult test. A retard could pass it.

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          • St. John Rivers
            Valiant Defender of Incest
            Under Investigation
            • Oct 2007
            • 13

            #65
            Re: Breast Feeding

            Obviously not. You don't realize God meant babies to gather food from their mother's breast.

            I guess that's what's wrong with you. You never got the nutrients you need.

            And you say you're a True Christian.

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            • Old Man Hatchet
              Super Moderator
              Beloved Church Elder
              World's Greatest Father and Grandfather
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 2084

              #66
              Re: Breast Feeding

              Originally posted by St. John Rivers View Post
              Obviously not. You don't realize God meant babies to gather food from their mother's breast.

              I guess that's what's wrong with you. You never got the nutrients you need.

              And you say you're a True Christian.
              How do you know what God "meant"? You are a lesbian who has been poisoned by breast milk and tainted by the sin of incest. You crave nipples like a Negro craves fried chicken and a shady place to nap. You spit in God's face. Do not presume to be His mouthpiece and tell us His intentions, harlot!

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              • H. Montague Worthington
                True Christian™ Entrepreneur
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 2716

                #67
                Re: Breast Feeding

                Breast "Feeding" is yet another part of the liberal Femofascist Agenda.

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                • Open-Minded Philosopher
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                  • Aug 2007
                  • 10

                  #68
                  Re: Breast Feeding

                  What ever happened to simply allowing people their own opinion?

                  Really, it isn't that big of a deal, is it? People have been breast-feeding since Eve gave her first birth, what makes it such a horrible sin today? Not to mention letting a child be "engorged breast" outside of a mother's "brassiere" should be perfectly fine if kept out of the public. In many ways breast-feeding helps give the baby nutrients and enzymes to help fight off diseases.

                  I'm not trying to make a mockery of your topic or blasphemy our Great Lord, I'm just simply wondering where this new information came from out of the Holy Bible. I'm pretty sure Jesus didn't constantly receive sustenance from God rather than being breast-fed from Mary.
                  Your purpose is what you want it to be.

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                  • Pastor Al E Pistle
                    Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 9323

                    #69
                    Re: Breast Feeding

                    Originally posted by Open-Minded Philosopher View Post
                    What ever happened to simply allowing people their own opinion?

                    Really, it isn't that big of a deal, is it? People have been breast-feeding since Eve gave her first birth, what makes it such a horrible sin today? Not to mention letting a child be "engorged breast" outside of a mother's "brassiere" should be perfectly fine if kept out of the public. In many ways breast-feeding helps give the baby nutrients and enzymes to help fight off diseases.

                    I'm not trying to make a mockery of your topic or blasphemy our Great Lord, I'm just simply wondering where this new information came from out of the Holy Bible. I'm pretty sure Jesus didn't constantly receive sustenance from God rather than being breast-fed from Mary.
                    It came out because the Mudslums are trying to destroy Christianity by every possible means available to them. What do you think of this From Pastor Danish?


                    Egypt: Fatwa allows breast-feeding among adults (Jerusalem Post)

                    Ezzat Attiya had issued a fatwa, or religious edict, saying adult men could breast-feed from female work colleagues as a way to avoid breaking Islamic rules that forbid men and women from being alone together.

                    In Islamic tradition, breast-feeding establishes a degree of maternal relation, even if a woman nurses a child who is not biologically hers. It means the child could not marry the nursing woman's biological children.

                    Attiya - the head of Al-Azhar's Department of Hadith, or teachings of the Prophet Muhammad - insisted the same would apply with adults. He argued that if a man nursed from a co-worker, it would establish a family bond between them and allow the two to work side-by-side without raising suspicion of an illicit sexual relation.


                    The last part is the worst. I can envision thousands of sweaty, unshaved Muslemaniacs slobbering over their female co-workers' unveiled bosoms, in order NOT to "raise suspicion of an illicit sexual relation."

                    I'm sorry, we simply cannot allow this sort of filth to continue.
                    Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                    "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                    Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                    • SalvationSeeker
                      True Christian™ Theologian
                      Forum Member
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 3892

                      #70
                      Re: Breast Feeding

                      Originally posted by Open-Minded Philosopher View Post
                      What ever happened to simply allowing people their own opinion?
                      Oh yes, great idea.
                      Let's all be uncaring and let everyone DAMN themselves to hell.
                      That'd be real nice of us, wouldn't it?

                      There is ONE God.
                      There is ONE way.
                      There is ONE correct Bible. (KJV1611)
                      There is ONE way to read it correctly!

                      He that is not with me is against me:
                      And he that gathereth not with me scattereth.
                      Luke 11:23

                      Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life:
                      No man cometh unto the Father, but by me.
                      John 14:6

                      As we said before, so say I now again,
                      If any man preach any other gospel unto you than that ye have received, let him be accursed.
                      Galatians 1:9
                      If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                      A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                      Proverbs 9:12-13

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                      • Open-Minded Philosopher
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                        • Aug 2007
                        • 10

                        #71
                        Re: Breast Feeding

                        Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
                        Oh yes, great idea.
                        Let's all be uncaring and let everyone DAMN themselves to hell.
                        That'd be real nice of us, wouldn't it?

                        There is ONE God.
                        There is ONE way.
                        There is ONE correct Bible. (KJV1611)
                        There is ONE way to read it correctly!
                        So then in return, shouldn't we instead care about our own salvation if all everyone else is going to do is cause their own damnation?

                        My Brother, we can try as hard as we like but some people may never get the point. We should continue to exalt ourselves in our own ideals and move on, not fret and tarry amongst the lost sheep.
                        Your purpose is what you want it to be.

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                        • Hitoshi
                          Professor of Engrish
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 446

                          #72
                          Re: Breast Feeding

                          this thread is make me too much horny.

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                          • SalvationSeeker
                            True Christian™ Theologian
                            Forum Member
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 3892

                            #73
                            Re: Breast Feeding

                            Originally posted by Open-Minded Philosopher View Post
                            So then in return, shouldn't we instead care about our own salvation if all everyone else is going to do is cause their own damnation?
                            Our Salvation is assured once we are Saved.
                            My sheep hear my voice, and I know them, and they follow me:
                            And I give unto them eternal life; and they shall never perish, neither shall any man pluck them out of my hand.
                            My Father, which gave them me, is greater than all;
                            And no man is able to pluck them out of my Father's hand.
                            John 10:27-29

                            And we MUST preach and try to help others gain Salvation, and if not out of kindness, then out of respect for God!
                            Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all long suffering and doctrine.
                            2 Timothy 4:2

                            My Brother, we can try as hard as we like but some people may never get the point. We should continue to exalt ourselves in our own ideals and move on, not fret and tarry amongst the lost sheep.
                            It's obvious you're not our brother, but yet another FALSE Christian.

                            What man of you, having an hundred sheep,
                            If he lose one of them, doth not leave the ninety and nine in the wilderness, and go after that which is lost, until he find it?
                            And when he hath found it, he layeth it on his shoulders, rejoicing.
                            And when he cometh home, he calleth together his friends and neighbours, saying unto them,
                            Rejoice with me; for I have found my sheep which was lost.
                            I say unto you, that likewise joy shall be in heaven over one sinner that repenteth,
                            More than over ninety and nine just persons, which need no repentance.
                            Luke 15:4-7

                            And we are NOT to exalt ourselves, NEVER! But to exalt God alone!
                            And whosoever shall exalt himself shall be abased;
                            And he that shall humble himself shall be exalted.
                            Matthew 23:12

                            Get thee behind me, SATAN!
                            If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                            A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                            Proverbs 9:12-13

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                            • John Smith
                              Unsaved trash
                              • Nov 2006
                              • 127

                              #74
                              Re: Breast Feeding

                              breast feeding is a natural part of motherhood and should not be restricted in any way
                              this site should be removed because it offends those who choose to have alternative lifestyles and beliefs and that is wrong and discriminatory and i know discrimination when i see it

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                              • Glendora Christianson
                                Spiritual Mother of LBC
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 2329

                                #75
                                Re: Breast Feeding

                                Originally posted by John Smith View Post
                                breast feeding is a natural part of motherhood and should not be restricted in any way
                                Forgive me Jesus, because normally I would edit out such pornographic content as Mr. Smith's. And I know our Lord Jesus Christ does not approve of pedophile mothers who choose to have sex with their toddlers! And I know that real Christians are NOT a bunch of jungle inhabitants with droopy "dirty bags" flopping in the breeze, swinging through the trees with a toddler hanging on each teat!

                                PS Wal-Mart has plenty of what baby wants in convenient disposable polyethylene containers!
                                Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.

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