[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Breast Feeding

Ok, so the quote button only works when you post a reply, and not when using quick reply. I guess. I have to go make dinner. Bye.

No doubt her husband ordered her to get her fat keester in the kitchen.

She's probably getting a Godly beating even now. Glory!!

[ihatehypocrites]

Re: Breast Feeding

Are you a Hindu?

Hindu is fascinating, but right now I am studying Wicca. It seems to make the most sense, especially after reading this forum.

[ihatehypocrites]

Re: Breast Feeding

No doubt her husband ordered her to get her fat keester in the kitchen.

She's probably getting a Godly beating even now. Glory!!

My husband is a real man. Only a coward would beat a woman.
He orders me to do nothing. I offer to cook for him because I love him. Oh, no,there's that word again. Love.
And if your god encourages beating of a woman, I will surely not be studying your version of Christianity.

[Mrs. Rogers]

Re: Breast Feeding

I offer to cook for him because I love him.

You said you were leaving to cook for him, and yet you post again not 20 minutes later, lurking at the base of this thread!

Cracking open a tin of sardines and sticking a fork in it is a very poor meal for a man. I shall pray you learn something of Wifey Kitchen Arts - those that involve cooking proper meals without resorting to either the microwave or your bubbling witch cauldron.

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: Breast Feeding

Only a coward would beat a woman.

I beat my wife, and I'm a thrice-decorated Korean war vet. I charged a thousand Godless gooks armed only with a potato peeler in one hand and a KJV Bible in the other, and not a single one of those slanty-eyed vermin was left standing. Why, just last year I thrashed three Negroes in a Bob Evans restaurant for commenting that the white waitress was "bootylicious." Are these the actions of a "coward"? Whether it be on the battlefield, in Bob Evans, or in my home, I'm a hero. Look to the right of my avatar. It reads, "Valiant Defender of Jesus." Valiant.

And you would do well to listen to the Godly Mrs. Rogers. She has spent her entire life in servitude to her husband and the Lord. She knows a thing or two about pleasing men.

[Buford T Scoggins]

Re: Breast Feeding

Some sluts I found in this here hallar, and you what this leads to:

PORNOGRAPHIC IMAGES REMOVED

A little couth, please.

I believe that I may have been breast fed as a child. It probably had something to do with my breakdown and commitment to Happydale Asylum for the Severely Disturbed.

I hesitate to post this, but I was shocked....SHOCKED....to find this magazine in my mother's attic, and I'm sure it contributed to me going off the deep end:



I had my breakdown shortly after I found the magazine.

Sorry to post such graphic smut here, but my counselor said that I need to work out my feelings.

Jesus help me,
Buford

[Old Man Hatchet]

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Let us not forget what happens to the breasts of women who breast feed. They sag like Bill Clinton's approval rating after the Monica Jewinsky scandal. It's clearly divine punishment.

[SUV]

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I Pray JESUS that these poor Babies get so Hungry while forced to Feed off bodily salivas instead of a nice, nourishing bottle of REAL (powdered) milk that they all begin to Devour the offending mammary as well - finally getting protein in their diets while the Pain of their gnawing Punishes their Wanton Sluts of "Mothers" - A-MEN!!!!!

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: Breast Feeding

Sister Talitha, I' curious, why did you choose the picture you have?

And why does it seem that everyone on this forum always turns to name-calling and meanness?? Don't you know love?

We know the Love of Jesus(tm), and I'm afraid you have that mixed up with the namby-pamby hippy-love of the sodomites. Allow me to demonstrate:

Sin: Homosexuality
Secular, hippy-love: Accept them and treat them as equals.
God's Love(tm): Stone them

Sin: Voting Democrat
Secular, hippy-love: Accept their differences in thinking, and revel in the fact that we live in a free country.
God's Love(tm): Classify them as terrorists and send them to Gitmo

Sin: Fornication
Secular, hippy-love: Accept that they are comfortable with their bodies and are using them to the fullest possibility.
God's Love(tm): Stone them.

The list is nearly endless. Hopefully this helps to clear up some of your confusion. And it's spelled "grammar" -- let's not forget that again, hmm? The Lord Jesus didn't invent English for it to be butchered!

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Breast Feeding

It is WELL KNOWN that breast feeding causes homerism.

The mere thought of another human being latched on to my breast and suckling is enough to make my skin crawl.

Ask any homer and I bet he will say he was breast fed.

Disgusting!

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: Breast Feeding

Why would God have given us baby bottles if He didn't intend for us to use them?

[SalvationSeeker]

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Look harlot, if you don't like the principles this great nation was founded on, that is Christianity -
Then you can just move to Soviet and live there with your sissy-boy of a husband.

Why must you be such a stalinist and persecute Christians all the time?

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Breast Feeding

Why would God have given us baby bottles if He didn't intend for us to use them?

Amen Sister!!

Can you imagine this harlot trying to breas feed her baby. She would SQUASH him.

[SUV]

Re: Breast Feeding

Sister Thumper, we can only be Thankful that she is driving a bright orange car, which will surely warn other drivers away from it.

[Marshall]

Re: Breast Feeding

This topic is disgusting. Only animals and minorities use their bosoms for feeding babies.
This is the 21st century, get with the times and buy a baby bottle for Pete's sake. Jesus doesn't like His women to be gawked at for being filthy harlots. Thats for Negresses and Muslim females.